(My opponent)
Understand I'm a Piranha and you're swimming in my pond,
As always in life, I act first and later you respond,
You're some wannabe sex god, I'm CD's James Bond,
You're a mediocre scam artist, you scam me you get conned,
You're masturbating your penis, I'm casting spells with my wand,
You ejaculate on these hot bars, like Syria you get bombed.
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To this site you're a parasite,
Suck the heat up in Farenheit,
It's like your brain's never burning bright,
So you compensate for stupidity,
By tryna light it with hostility,
As if trolling with appalling content will bring electricity,
You're all about the attention, love any kind of publicity,
Think you're sick 'cause they're hating and you're the site's latest shit to see,
But understand I came years before and sure I owe an apology,
I was a troll-god in the making, my first account was named Prodigee...
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I'm not proud of being bigger or a thousand times more notorious,
But if trolling WERE ADMIRABLE, holy fuck I was glorious,
The issue is before I was a hate-filled fucktard like you,
Any insult the others threw at me, stuck to me like glue,
I'd do anything for attention, suck dick for a debate-view,
I was pathetic and yet it felt like I was Satan to the power of two.
See the issue with using this site only to stir the pot,
Is you forget that while you're stirring, the stew gets less hot,
And so, you forget to change your style you cease to remain fantastic,
You lose sight of how to play the game, trolling's an art that's elastic,
You gotta cause up a rage in the right people, but in others cause a panic,
In others make them feel happy, have them cheer as you go manic,
Your only fan... Your only excuse of fame...
Has the fucking word 'fan' in his username,
He doesn't admire the shit you post,
To him you're just a friendly ghost,
The insults you throw his enemies for him he likes the most,
You're a wild dog on a leash and it's tied around a post,
No not his dick, it's his ego that is the butter to your toast.
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And finally, I already know how this battle's gonna go,
I used to use your style of trolling when I was 17 years old,
All I'd do was throw out insults, all I'd do is incite rage,
Holy fuck I loved to see people hate page after page,
It was erotic and exciting how little love they had for me,
But then I thought what kind of pussy has this as their life story?
Then I grew up a little bit and bit by bit my style matured,
Now my style of trolling's so subtle yours looks like cow manure.
(Me)
You think I spread hate for attention, man you must be a BASE-HEAD
I spread hate because I want to see the whole human RACE DEAD
when I look at all the users here and everything THEY SAID
Their stupidity fills me with INNATE DREAD
Till I drink EIGHT KEGS
of rum, and succumb to the HATRED
I'm a DARK WIZARD
SHARK KISSER
Fuck atoms, I make STARS FISSURE
You ain't HARD, NIGGER
I conjure BAR BLIZZARDS
HARD HITTER
NARD TWISTER
energetically charged diamond SHARD SMITHER
CAR LIFTER
Wookie style ARM RIPPER
HARM GIVER
Who gladly disCARDS SCRIPTURE
Cannibalistic and CARNIVORous
eating your HEART, LIVER
My penis is part chain saw and PART SCISSORS
So prepare to have your bowels ripped aPART, QUICKER
then if you ate a steak borrito then jumped in a wood CHIPPER
You call me a PARASITE
but you've brought TERABYTES
of PESTILENCE
while my EXCELLENCE
Brings life to this BARREN SITE
My flow is crisp like the AIR at NIGHT
I'll twist your dick into the shape of a PRETZEL, BITCH
You're a disrespECTFUL TWIT
without you, this site would be PARADISE
MATHFAN KNOWS
how the VAST, GRAND LOBES
of my brain can intellectually BACK-HAND HOES
It's a mutual appreciation for reason, your ASS CAN'T FLOW
so you RAP SPAM MODE
I'll send you back clutching your CRAPPED PANTS YO
Simple rhymes, pop culture references, and you SAY YOU'RE GOOD?
shit man, You're the worst rapper in Mr Rodger's NEIGHBORHOOD
I'll do you worse then any common HATER WOULD
Why are you always stroking NomenCLATURE'S WOOD?
I inject your eyeballs with bleach and hydroFLUORIC ACID
Sew your nose to an ostrich's anus of HORRID GASES
I dwell in the FOREST, FAGGOTS
not with the abHORRID MASSES
I'm a fucking yeti eating human PORRIDGE PACKETS
FACT MACHINE
A Zionist and a FASCIST FEIND
rewrites history every time he HAS A DREAM
Globalist, technoCRAT SUPREME
Social engineer, 33rd RAP DEGREE
You're nothing but a fuckin' piece of CRAP TO ME
I'm a cosmic tapeworm that eats space CRAFT DEBREE
BLASPHEMY
Blasts out of my asshole like GASOLINE
While I deep throat a giRAFFE YA SEE
THAT'S THE REA-son
You're no MATCH FOR ME
I'm a nut-baskit mental case loopy BONKERS LOONY
Astral worlds inside my head, come and WANDER THROUGH ME
I PONDER TRULY
DEEP QUESTIONS
and TEACH LESSONS
to your DAUGHTER'S BOOTY
you have a WEAK ESSENCE
and I don't WANT YOUR COOTIES
So no I won't EAT YOUR SOUL
I'll settle for an AETHER BOWL
I'm a fowl creature from the DEEPER FOLDS
Of hyperspace, where it's BLEAKER, COLD
and the WEAKER TROLLS
are inserted into the WEENER HOLE of a dragon
You project your own WEAKNESSES
Fuck attention from obsoLETE BITCHES
I seek the deepest SECRETS HID
In quantum super-string SEQUENCES
(Opponent)
Do you capitalise every rhyme?
Do you not ever rhyme in the middle of your lines?
Do you not take a little time to write a riddle in your mind,
That has meaning hidden in it of an intricate design?
Your bars are a dime a dozen, I've seen them all before,
You say that I'm not hard since unlike you I'm not a whore,
You pimp yourself out to your haters, let them fuck you 'til you're sore,
They pay you in their abuse, you get bored when you're adored.
You're a therapist's worst nightmare, a schizophrenic, manic mess,
You're a narcissistic nihilist who'd only have kids for incest,
You say you're a hard hitter, the only thing you hit's your chest,
You beat it with your chimp-like brain, Sv3rige would be impressed.
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You organise your bars as much as you put work into your trolling,
I run the marathon like Mo Farah, you're that fat fuck who's only strolling,
You think it's all about the journey, that being dumb can be your calling,
I regret to inform you, you're too slow to be important,
You aren't even in the top ten points per week, like holy shit,
Even I could get there posting the insults of a pissed-off kid,
You're like that forever underground rapper who never ever gets a hit,
You're a machine that's years behind, I'm updated and well-equipped.
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Your flow, you say is crisp, yeah fucking Walker's crisps indeed,
Your flow's the worst I've seen, it doesn't work at any speed,
You say that you are CARNIVORous, Well OF COURSE it's what you think,
Your freestyle may as well have had a CHORUS that said 'like the Titanic I SINK'
You fucking wannabe Thesaurus, using words to seem acute,
Every single debate you have is easy as fuck to refute,
All I need to do is report it, Andy deletes it and it's gone,
But unlike me if he deleted your account you won't return, you'd sit and sulk and smoke a bong.
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You clearly didn't see my subtle rhymes like when I put 'haters' and 'latest' in the same line perfectly positioned, well of course not... You're brainless.
You need the rhymes CAPItalised and then YOUR EYES can see it clear,
See how I capitalised the wrong words, just to make it fucking clear... That it doesn't matter how I put it, my lyrics are golden, fucking pure.
I'm troll-god incarnate beholden to the shit I had to endure,
So come again with your simplistic 12-year-old quality crap,
I'll try to read between the lines and find something that looks like rap.
(Me)
You rap like a smack addled hypoxemic CRACK BABY
You can't satisfy me like chinese dick to a BLACK LADY
I HAVE RABIES
I'm 100% and a HALF CRAZY
cause' when I was 4 my stepfather ASS RAPED ME
I was in the ILLUMINATI
before you where trained in USIN' POTTIES
YOU CAN NOT EVen
see, that you're LOSIN' AWFULLY
now lick my sweaty ball sack which is proFUSE AND SALTY
I'm the master black hole farming cosmic SNAKE STRANGLER
Infinite bass catchin' interplanetary LAKE ANGLER
Black robed WRAITH, MANGLER
of fake pussy snow FLAKE SPANGLERS
Speckled with dried cum, with GREAT ANGER YOU'RE
about to be twisted in EIGHT ANGULAR
Directions simulTANEOUSLY
While I unleash a sponTANEOUS SPREE
of Neuro-toxic phyto-OXIDIZERS
to break your telomeres and give you ALZHEIMERS
for being butt kissers and BALL SHINERS
You're ALL FIRED
I MANIFEST methylcobalamin, my subliminal MESSAGE IS AUDABLE
but still you CANT DETECT it, praxeologically METHODOLOGICAL
My pineal GLAND IS CRESTed with AMETHYST so DEATH IS IMPROBABLE
Even my BREATH IS METHODICAL,
And I deem ETHICS ILLOGICAL
Your a pest, and your perception is subJECTIVE and COMICAL
I'm the objective FACTUAL MASTER
plus I'm actually an ACTUAL RAPPER
I'm a TACTICAL CRAFTER
of propaganda, walking das KAPITAL CHAPTER
my left and right brain hemispheres weren't COMPATIBLE AFTER
I witnessed your RADICAL BACKWARDS
Logic, a MAGICAL PASTURE
Where you can fertilize your thoughts with the FATTEST BULL'S CRAP TURDS
Your a big tubby blubber boy bitch titty BASTARD
Your FLABBER-GHASTED
when I STAB YOUR ASS WITH
SHATTERED GLASS
Covered in BATTERy ACID
and wrap your CADAVAR in PLASTIC
and throw you in a trash COMPACTOR with your head in a BASKET
I'm sick of your near-rhymes and multiless ONE LINERS
When my brain cells send a signal it sounds like GUN FIRE
You're a DUMB SQUIRE
With SOME WIRES
missing out of your CIRCUIT BOARD
You're not a troll god, your a CIRCUS WARD
WORKIN' FOR
peanuts, you're a WORTHLESS WHORE
on the suns surface is where I had these VERSES FORGED
The best rapper alive VS YOUR
pseudo bullSHIT,
rhyming "important" with "shit" and "kid" it doesn't FIT
Much like when your vagina encounters ELEPHANT DICKS
so many dicks in your throat, you're like a PELICAN, BITCH
You're an IRRELEVANT GIT
an arrested-DEVELOPMENT TWIT
with limp effeminate GELATIN WRISTS
and a gelatin SKELETON , your DEVELOPIN' TITS
(Opponent)
I rhymed 'Important' with 'calling' and if you pronounce it right, 'trolling',
Your understanding of rap is astoundingly appalling,
You cannot fathom my genius, I'm a wizard you are Gollum,
You say you were Illuminati since I was born? Not a problem,
I'm the biggest fucking rebel Illuminati will know,
I take the Sange to the Ass, the lion's Den to the Snow,
You sit there typing and hyping yourself up to be pro,
The way you rap is underground indeed; so fucking low.
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You talk of me being comical acting like your punchlines are guns,
You're soft as shit and the reason I'm comical is my puns,
You understand all my metaphors? Of course not you dunce,
You produce rap for the street rat, I produce top hits... Number Ones,
You say you're a machine of the fact, well then process this indeed,
GoodListener = You + 50IQ and on speed,
If we were deadly sins you'd be envy and wrath but I cut your arm and you bleed,
I'm the immortal embodiment of pride combined with greed.
You're just a sloth wracked with lust, your bars are lazy and weak,
My bars are crazily enriched with the mind of this ingenious freak.
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So basically what I'm saying is that I'm that ninja with the balance,
You're flopping left, right and centre, bitch you aint even a challenge,
This rap battle was too easy, not saying I didn't try,
I'm saying you either didn't try or rap so shit you should die,
Your bars are so chaotic, do you even count the syllables?
Motherfucker, look at mine, they're raw talent; so unkillable,
There's a reason why the term you used for my style is 'crack baby',
'Cause I'm that young-minded and inventive rapper, I'm the new age Slim Shady,
You say this ninja's Chinese dick can't please your pussy, you black lady?
Well when the only dick you ever suck on is your dog's then maybe,
That would explain all the rabies and all ways that we differ,
You'll learn to worship this talent, you little bitch I'm your sitter,
I tell you sit and you sit, I tell you shake and you quiver,
I tell you it's time you sleep little prostitute, say hi to the Ripper!
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I rip your ego to shreds, I put your ass in its place,
As I said I am Farah, you can't keep up with this pace,
You make a ton of racial jokes, but if rapping were a race,
You'd be a fucking albino, go hang yourself with shoelace,
On CreateDebate you're a joke, a lowly troll just a prisoner,
I am a fucking authority, not just a guard, the Comissioner,
You understand what I'm saying? Your style of rap can't be simpler,
You're an unqualified wannabe, I'm trolling's finest pracitioner,
Your subliminal message is audible, but you're just urine to this vinegar,
My subliminal messages are so cryptic, hidden message's Peninsula,
Boy to understand all my metaphors would take a god tier Listener.
(Me)
I look upon you with DISDAIN
you're a PISS STAIN
who never SPITS GAME
I SLIT VEINS
like the Lord of the SITH, BANE
I'm a centipede with SIX BRAINS
Who EXPLAINS
PARADOXES
and conjures LIT FLAMES in FARAH FAUCET'S
Crotch, while I emIT STRAINS of Ricin till' the AIR IS TOXIC
I'm a WALKIN' bioTOXIN concOCTIN' unorthoDOX GENetically modifed DIOXIN You're about to DIE OFF IN-
-case you didn't notice I polish my RHYMES OFTEN
I sleep in a PINE COFFIN
My cock is brobdingnagian SIZE, SOFTENED
If you ain't polishin' this dick, CLIMB OFF THEN
I'M HOPPIN' mad, I'm the homiCIDE SHAMAN with DMT and peyote fuckin' with MY NOGGIN
SIGN OFF AND
Go cry in a CORNER
You're a clinically retarded methamphetamine SNORTER
You've got 50 IQ points past the BORDERLINE
I've got 65 GOOGol-plex, beat you with your FORMER SPINE
Your out of ORDER MIND
Keeps producing SHORTER RHYMES
I'm the disTORTER of TIME
who executes you FOR YOUR CRIMES
and you get drawn and QUARTERED, DIE!
Understand I didn't come here to deBATE YOU
I came here to MENTALLY RAPE YOU
Hit you in the face with 100 PERCENT FULLY GRAPE JUICE
and DENTALLY BREAK YOU
ESSENTIALLY MAKE YOU
Want to kill yourself because even EMPATHY HATES YOU
With all the blood that you've MENSTRALLY SPRAYED WHO
even wants to even LISTEN TO IT
You're a whining pussy bitch and you act like a FRICKIN' EUNIC
You're a bald tubby cunt boy like VARYS THE SPIDER
I breath through my skin and my AIR IS THE FIRE