I have a skeptical mind
but I question all kinds of shit
That's why I look for trouble to see if I can find legit
proof that all the shit that I deny exists
I'm a scientist
that went looking for big foot
so I got equipped, took
my gun and nets with hooks
I arrived at the woods, this shit looks
suspicious
already,
tree bark was torn up like confetti
and there was a strange symbol carved into a dead tree
to me it's meaning was empty
but I guess we'll find out what it means in the end, G
I walked about a mile till' I ended up in a valley
with downed trees surrounding me all pointing diagonally
I wonder if it's pointing to where him and his pals be
I tallied
up the felled trees patiently
33, I didn't know big foot was into freemasonry
then I realized the trees are facing east blatantly
I'm gunna get you beast, wait and see
I started setting up the bait, raw meat placed between
the nets and next thing I know he's chasin' me
I panicked
and I ran quick
and my plan sticked
cause my traps where stocked
but he ripped through my capture plot
damn it, chased me like I had him after shots
so I grabbed my gat and I blammed it
I'm gunna knock back this bastard's top
he ate my bullets like a samwich
and just breezed it off like an after thought
then he grabbed my face and he slammed it
hard enough to shatter rocks
I was seein' stars and planets
so I grabbed my knife and stabbed his cock
He started screeching like a drug addled crack whore
it knocked him back like a back door
so I aimed for the crotch and stabbed more
but it was just a bluff, he was half bored
he laid back, snored
then started beating my ass more
I'm just lucky that my back up arrived
with holy water, if they didn't have that stuff I would have died
I learned my lesson, the unknown should never be denied
and when I said we'd find out what that symbol meant I lied.