bring so much fire i'm gettin pences from dragons for slayin maidens
been layin wenches in an abbey so faded i'm slappin nuns till they pee
so buzzed my blood evaporates in the sun from all the casks of mead
drunk monk friar tuck got nothin on me a hood robbin spree to run ya best bet
splurge on more virgins than a king get in spring with primae noctis
or a dead islamist longer than a duck neck get more head than ya mom gives
my lyrical divination got merlin readin i ching i bring pain to any nation
last long but impatient the best prima facie when i speak in latin
my havin cross bows the reason they dig moats to protect the princess
from gettin syphilis quick when she falls in love and wants sex
been pickin locks on chastity belts since the night i broke out what's next
treasure chests that's pale while i seek the holy grail it's rhyme knight