1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6
Intro
Welcome to Week 7 you bastards. Last week got all fucked up because site maintenance, but it seems to be fixed now so it should be smooth sailing from here. No announcements or nything this time around so I'ma keep the intro short and sweet.
Battle Summaries
Lenny vs Slowhands
vs
nothing
Lenny posted a trash bar and he's lucky he got no showed.
KnowP vs Joe Boston
vs
I've never been a huge fan of similies but joe boston did ok here with some tie ins. KnowP did okay here too but nothing crazy. I thought this coulda gone either way tbh but the voters leaned towards KnowP and he took the win.
ILLunatic vs Kill Spree
vs
Was a bit of animosity leading up to this battle lol. the war of the mods! I thought ILL had a decent punch with personal factor tied in with a current event. And lmfao @ that kid looking exactly like a young zelph. Kill Spree had a good attempt but the wordplay was a reach. co ord in ate does not sound like chord in nate unfortunately. You have the right idea though. You'll get it. ILL wins
Krucial Thirteen vs Crack Morris
vs
nothing
Fuck Crack Morris, first of all. Krucial had a pretty decent wordplay but I think it was a little more long winded than it had to be. Also people are gonna shit on you for providing explanations. If you write your bar correctly most people shouldn't need an explanation. Amen gave some wise advice, shouldn't shit on him for it because he's trying to help you. Eiter way it was a decent bar though just try to say more with less in the future.
plethora vs Zunto
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nothing
Fuck Zunto too! No showing a champ match smh. Like he's purposely trying to ruin the league. Anywayyy. plethora had a weird play on one of his alias' that I wasn't diggin nearly as much as some of his other stuff this season. But he got the dub via no show and continues his reign of terror.
Black Thought Kills This "Freestyle"
If you haven't watched this yet, hold onto your seat and take a ride. Jesus Christ Black Thought is next level.
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Week 6 Top Punches
people booted for not voting on ANYTHING are not eligible for top 5
3. ILLunatic
2.plethora
1. Krucial Th1rt3en
Funny Drake Quotes
LOL
Week 7 Match Ups / Predictions
Champ Match: plethora vs Krucial Th1rt3en
plethora may have got lucky last week, but that doesn't mean he should be slept on. Dudes ripping apart battlers left and right and if Krucial doesn't want to be his next victim he's gonna have to do some tweaking to his execution of his punches. I think Krucial stands a chance, but not a huge chance.
plethora: 70 | Krucial Th1rt3en: 30
Contenders Match: KnowP vs Joe Boston
Sorry to make you guys battle twice in a row. Just how shit is working out with all the no shows and such. I am rooting for Joe Boston because I know he has it in him but I don't think he does enough studying of whats hot and whats not and therefore just throws words at a wall and sees what sticks. KnowP didn't have a great bar last week and could have got caught off guard had Joe brought some heat. I still gotta give know the edge though
KnowP: 60 | Joe Boston: 40
ILLunatic vs Lenny
ILLunatic proved he can shake the rust after his win last week over Killing Spree. Lenny posted a stretched over worded and non connecting piece of dog shit last week. Pretty safe to say ILLunatic is gonna mop the floor with him.
ILLunatic: 80 | Lenny: 20
Kill Spree vs Letterman
Letterman hasn't been around in a long time, so I don't know how much rust he has to shake off. Kill Spree seems to be in a perpetual state of shaking the last layer of rust off so with that being said I got the edge going to Kill Spree.
Kill Spree: 60 | Letterman: 40
Fresh vs Elvis Freshley
I'm just gonna go with 50/50 so I don't sway in my own battle. Good luck Mr. Freshley.
Fresh: 50 | Elvis Freshley: 50
Cypher Winner
Honorable Mentions
WEEK 6 WTF'S
WTF @ Lenny talking shit all the time even though he gets bullied at school and has contemplated suicide because ppl were picking on him here at RB? You are the the piece of shit you claim to hate. Change your shit or be forever a lonely faggot.
WTF @ Zunto no showing a champ match?
WTF @ Crack Morris no showing a Contenders Match?
WTF @ ILLunatic winning his first comeback battle?
WTF @ KnowP and Joe Boston having to battle twice in a row?
WTF @ Amen throwing people under the bus?
WTF @ Lenny trying to Steal RB members and bring them to Netcees?
WTF @ These WTFs?
WTF???
Outro
There's only 2 things that are certain in this world, Lenny will die of suicide and the Craic was mighty. Again fuck anyone who no shows. It''s one bar, and you're a stupid lazy fuck if you cant drop one bar. Fuck Lenny for being an ultimate suicidal faggot. And fuck Zunto for no showing the champ match and trying to kill RB. Fuck Crack Morris for no showing contenders match. But thanks to everybody else who does show and keeps this shit going. Lets see if this week we can have no no shows... That would be a damn miracle. peace out