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    1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6

    1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6




    Intro

    Welcome to Week 7 you bastards. Last week got all fucked up because site maintenance, but it seems to be fixed now so it should be smooth sailing from here. No announcements or nything this time around so I'ma keep the intro short and sweet.

    Battle Summaries

    Lenny vs Slowhands

    Quote Originally Posted by Lenny View Post
    I got weapons brethren, so go ahead, step or test, my tech’s dismember chests when they enter flesh,
    & I rob zombies too... let the firefly @ ya family then jux em for w/e possessions left.
    vs

    nothing

    Lenny posted a trash bar and he's lucky he got no showed.


    KnowP vs Joe Boston

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Boston View Post
    @KnowP


    Fag stays inside when the streetlights out, whenever beef occurs he dont fight bouts
    If he acts tough thinking he a Newman, EMS will have to physically remove his body like Omarosa in the Whitehouse
    vs

    Quote Originally Posted by KnowP View Post
    Heard Joe burn hoes in the sheets, you a nasty individual
    Shit so bad it makes California's fires look like a candlelight vigil
    I've never been a huge fan of similies but joe boston did ok here with some tie ins. KnowP did okay here too but nothing crazy. I thought this coulda gone either way tbh but the voters leaned towards KnowP and he took the win.

    ILLunatic vs Kill Spree

    Quote Originally Posted by ILLunatic View Post
    Spree’s upset, wishes my whole life could be the net! quit reaching bro
    Don’t make me bully the kid...
    ... & have you shedding more tears then Zelph’s cousin Keaton Jones
    vs

    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Spree View Post
    Illunatic aka Nate


    Listen...
    Erry bar you write is ass! Said it urself...now I'm punchin ur head in
    Upper cut to ur head'll snap tha spinal chord in Nate till the fuckin faggots in another demension
    Was a bit of animosity leading up to this battle lol. the war of the mods! I thought ILL had a decent punch with personal factor tied in with a current event. And lmfao @ that kid looking exactly like a young zelph. Kill Spree had a good attempt but the wordplay was a reach. co ord in ate does not sound like chord in nate unfortunately. You have the right idea though. You'll get it. ILL wins

    Krucial Thirteen vs Crack Morris

    Quote Originally Posted by Krucial Th1rt3en View Post
    @Crack Morris @B-Dot Lesnar aka Broke Lesnar are the same people

    in our battle he wont get the upper hand,
    ill put this troll in a hole...
    throwing a tantrum playing Call Of Duty's the only time you'll see Broke In (broken) Control.
    vs

    nothing

    Fuck Crack Morris, first of all. Krucial had a pretty decent wordplay but I think it was a little more long winded than it had to be. Also people are gonna shit on you for providing explanations. If you write your bar correctly most people shouldn't need an explanation. Amen gave some wise advice, shouldn't shit on him for it because he's trying to help you. Eiter way it was a decent bar though just try to say more with less in the future.

    plethora vs Zunto

    Quote Originally Posted by plethora View Post
    zunto aka Belooshka..


    ur girl wont exercise. tryna get that Load Up is as bad as this site
    bitch'll never hit the Jim Belushi rather sit on her fat ass every Saturday Night
    vs

    nothing

    Fuck Zunto too! No showing a champ match smh. Like he's purposely trying to ruin the league. Anywayyy. plethora had a weird play on one of his alias' that I wasn't diggin nearly as much as some of his other stuff this season. But he got the dub via no show and continues his reign of terror.

    Black Thought Kills This "Freestyle"

    If you haven't watched this yet, hold onto your seat and take a ride. Jesus Christ Black Thought is next level.

    [youtube]prmQgSpV3fA[/youtube]

    Week 6 Top Punches

    people booted for not voting on ANYTHING are not eligible for top 5

    3. ILLunatic

    Quote Originally Posted by ILLunatic View Post
    Spree’s upset, wishes my whole life could be the net! quit reaching bro
    Don’t make me bully the kid...
    ... & have you shedding more tears then Zelph’s cousin Keaton Jones

    2.plethora

    Quote Originally Posted by plethora View Post
    zunto aka Belooshka..


    ur girl wont exercise. tryna get that Load Up is as bad as this site
    bitch'll never hit the Jim Belushi rather sit on her fat ass every Saturday Night
    1. Krucial Th1rt3en

    Quote Originally Posted by Krucial Th1rt3en View Post
    @Crack Morris @B-Dot Lesnar aka Broke Lesnar are the same people

    in our battle he wont get the upper hand,
    ill put this troll in a hole...
    throwing a tantrum playing Call Of Duty's the only time you'll see Broke In (broken) Control.

    Funny Drake Quotes

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    Week 7 Match Ups / Predictions

    Champ Match: plethora vs Krucial Th1rt3en

    plethora may have got lucky last week, but that doesn't mean he should be slept on. Dudes ripping apart battlers left and right and if Krucial doesn't want to be his next victim he's gonna have to do some tweaking to his execution of his punches. I think Krucial stands a chance, but not a huge chance.

    plethora: 70 | Krucial Th1rt3en: 30

    Contenders Match: KnowP vs Joe Boston

    Sorry to make you guys battle twice in a row. Just how shit is working out with all the no shows and such. I am rooting for Joe Boston because I know he has it in him but I don't think he does enough studying of whats hot and whats not and therefore just throws words at a wall and sees what sticks. KnowP didn't have a great bar last week and could have got caught off guard had Joe brought some heat. I still gotta give know the edge though

    KnowP: 60 | Joe Boston: 40

    ILLunatic vs Lenny

    ILLunatic proved he can shake the rust after his win last week over Killing Spree. Lenny posted a stretched over worded and non connecting piece of dog shit last week. Pretty safe to say ILLunatic is gonna mop the floor with him.

    ILLunatic: 80 | Lenny: 20

    Kill Spree vs Letterman

    Letterman hasn't been around in a long time, so I don't know how much rust he has to shake off. Kill Spree seems to be in a perpetual state of shaking the last layer of rust off so with that being said I got the edge going to Kill Spree.

    Kill Spree: 60 | Letterman: 40

    Fresh vs Elvis Freshley

    I'm just gonna go with 50/50 so I don't sway in my own battle. Good luck Mr. Freshley.

    Fresh: 50 | Elvis Freshley: 50

    Cypher Winner

    Quote Originally Posted by plethora View Post
    talmbout slicing dudes & crippling them aint normal P
    cuz we'll see Wakanda warrior u are when my niggas storm the scene
    Honorable Mentions

    Quote Originally Posted by Allen Knight View Post
    hollows is all ur gonna see, i'll leave u stuned w/ cold shit
    put the gun under his chin & have slashe's top blown out like dude from guns & roses
    Quote Originally Posted by Fresh View Post
    thats stupid as fuck, the words ur sharin's screwy
    the only doowey comparing u with is the retard from scary movie
    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Spree View Post
    None of yuh punches disrespect...Vs Spree? Tha faggits doomed
    Punch you in the Lip, P... for even thinkin bout speakin W/Attidude
    Quote Originally Posted by KnowP View Post
    Bout as old as your hairline, that's not a surprise
    You don't workout,
    but the way ^that's running back, it's the only part of you that'll exercise
    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Boston View Post
    Bitch

    There rumors about u being gay its been spreaded around the globe
    This fags a liar like Flynn denying he has no link to a Russian Probe

    WEEK 6 WTF'S

    WTF @ Lenny talking shit all the time even though he gets bullied at school and has contemplated suicide because ppl were picking on him here at RB? You are the the piece of shit you claim to hate. Change your shit or be forever a lonely faggot.
    WTF @ Zunto no showing a champ match?
    WTF @ Crack Morris no showing a Contenders Match?
    WTF @ ILLunatic winning his first comeback battle?
    WTF @ KnowP and Joe Boston having to battle twice in a row?
    WTF @ Amen throwing people under the bus?
    WTF @ Lenny trying to Steal RB members and bring them to Netcees?
    WTF @ These WTFs?
    WTF???


    Outro

    There's only 2 things that are certain in this world, Lenny will die of suicide and the Craic was mighty. Again fuck anyone who no shows. It''s one bar, and you're a stupid lazy fuck if you cant drop one bar. Fuck Lenny for being an ultimate suicidal faggot. And fuck Zunto for no showing the champ match and trying to kill RB. Fuck Crack Morris for no showing contenders match. But thanks to everybody else who does show and keeps this shit going. Lets see if this week we can have no no shows... That would be a damn miracle. peace out
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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6

    Cool mag. Good work

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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6

    Trash bar? Foh faggot

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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6

    Solid mag.

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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6

    Quote Originally Posted by Lenny View Post
    Trash bar? Foh faggot
    Thought your concept was cool... just needed to dumb down some of the words.

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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6

    Quote Originally Posted by Lenny View Post
    Trash bar? Foh faggot
    go back to netcees you're not wanted here tbh

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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6

    Lmao at all the emo drake quotes. Good stuff on the mag bro. Hopefully more cats show up and sign-up.

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    And @plethora congrats on that cypher win. That bar was bananas.

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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6

    Quote Originally Posted by KnowP View Post
    Lmao at all the emo drake quotes. Good stuff on the mag bro. Hopefully more cats show up and sign-up.

    - - - Updated - - -

    And @plethora congrats on that cypher win. That bar was bananas.
    Thanks bro. I freestyled off that wonder woman warrior bar u had

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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6

    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Spree View Post
    Thought your concept was cool... just needed to dumb down some of the words.
    Was super rusty haha

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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6

    This mag was trash

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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6

    Quote Originally Posted by plethora View Post
    Thanks bro. I freestyled off that wonder woman warrior bar u had
    i noticed. thank God recycling isnt frowned on here.


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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6

    Quote Originally Posted by Lenny View Post
    This mag was trash
    poor little guy

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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6

    Lmao, I don’t know if I’m more appauled at the WTF mention or that Lenny was given a 20% chance of winning


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    lmao

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    Re: 1-2 Punch Season 27 E-Zine: Volume 6

    Quote Originally Posted by ILLunatic View Post
    Lmao, I don’t know if I’m more appauled at the WTF mention or that Lenny was given a 20% chance of winning
    Comin for dat ass, no homo

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