Ever post on a forum because you're upset
and have chose to ignore all the stuff that gets said?
You look into threads where they're constantly clowning
on Cry fucking your ex and you vlogging about it.
Your optical mouse blinks near to your hand
before logging you out quick and clearing the cache.
You're not really that mad, though they think it's a lie,
just disappearing from Rapbattles to visit The Lime.
The thing is this time there's no way you'll be found
you've hidden the IP address to your latest account!
With Dagel around, the pizza thing would surface again
but this alias now could finally earn their respect.
So you return to the websites that hate you the most
determined to get at those who say you're a joke.
You're playing the role perfect, to hide in full view,
even make a few posts under the guise that you're new.
You sign up your username to compete in Black Autumn
while highly amused just to even be in Bags' forum.
You keep your trash talking back while biding your time,
& see this last tournament as a chance to finally shine.
The fact you're hiding your identity proves pivotal though
as on a site that's so biased, who'll give you a vote?
You click a few posts and as you scroll through it's pages
one begins to reload, and you get a new notification.
You "View Post" in amazement to see whats posted by Lars
& there's a huge opening statement thats wrote at the start.
It's clearly emotionally charged by how he has it in caps lock
but he's exposed who you are while laughing his ass off.
So you're sat at your laptop in the lucid light of it all;
like that faggots a wack troll that doesn't even write anymore!
You type for an audience not wanting to admit that you're angry
so you hit reply and withdraw to try and think of a Plan B.
The Villain-ous mask seemed to have slipped for a second
but you're not giving up that easy, this bitch is pathetic!
The same dickriders let him fuck with people the worst
plus they're always giving him credit he doesn't even deserve.
But something he should have learned when setting you up
is when you put your keyboard to work, you're second to none!
The thread he had unveiled you in's where he made his mistake
mentioning something about a tourney where he'd taken your place.
This places him straight into your sights for revenge
it only takes you like eighteen seconds to sign-up again! (LOL)
You fly through the questions as they've not changed on the page
in every time you've re-registered and had to make a new name.
Now you've created an alias there's no way this dude is winning
even named it Ocktavious after your favourite super villain!
You make a few additional posts, covering all possible tracks
then place a due subliminal vote that hopefully costs him the match...
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!
IF YOU WANT A REACTION, THEN THIS IS IT BITCH
YOU'LL PROLLY BE BANNED BEFORE I FINISH THIS SHIT.
PICTURE YOU SITTING THERE IN THE DARK ALL ALONE
AND LICKING YOUR LIPS AS THE DRAMA UNFOLDS.
ARMED WITH A COLD PIZZA, THE TRUTH OF IT DAWNS THAT
IF RB'S YOUR HOME, WHY YOU ONLY USED AS A DOORMAT?
YOU ARE THE BALD FAGGOT THATS ALWAYS WHINED ABOUT TEXT
SAME LOSER WHO THOUGHT THATKIDCRY WAS HIS FRIEND
ALL THE TIME HE WAS SENDING YOUR WIFE NUDE TWEETS
WHILE YOU WERE TYPING UP TEXT IN THE HAIKU LEAGUE LOOOOOL
THE LIFE YOU LEAD IS DIFFERENT THOUGH BITCH I KNOW
IF MY DUDE EVEN KISSED THE HOE, I'D SLIT HIS THROAT
YOU DIDNT THROW A SINGLE PUNCH CAUSE YOU FRIENDLY AS HELL
BITCHES WONT SHOW YOU RESPECT WITH NO RESPECT FOR YOURSELF
NEXT YOURE IN MELTDOWN AT RIA OVER SOME LOSS THATS HAPPENED
WHILE EVERYONE ELSE HAS A ROFLZGASM LIKE "WHAT A FAGGOT!"
YOURE VLOGGING AT THIS FUCKING VEGAN EATERY LIVE
USING A SOGGY NAPKIN TO HELP KEEP THE TEARS FROM YOUR EYES
EATING A MILD DEEPRESSION PAN PIZZA STAMMERING ORDERS
LEAVING THE SITE GOT YOU ASKING FOR TWO GLASSES OF WASSER
FAGGOT SO CAUGHT UP IN HIS FEELS HE DEVELOPED A LISP
SO SAD THAT HE ALMOST SAID TO HELL WITH THIS SHIT
WITH A LOLZARELLA FOR TISSUE HIS EYES OPENLY POURED
SENSITIVE BITCH LIKE "PPL DONT KNOW HOW TO VOTE ANYMOREZ!"
LONELY ASS AWKWARD FAGGOT WITH A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT
GOT EM FOLDING WET FLOOR SIGNS OUT AS HE READ THE MENU LIST
ITS CLEAR YOU NEVER WIN SO YOU STARTED SHARKING IN TEXT
SEE WE REMEMBER IT, EVEN IF YOU'D RATHER FORGET
STARTED WITH DEADMAN, MOVED ON TO VULGAR AND FRANK
BIT THEIR BARS IN SS UNTIL WE STARTED PULLING YOUR RANK
PUSSY GETS BANNED FROM THE SAME SITES HE INVESTED HIS LIFE IN
YOU WIND UP BULLIED SO BAD IN THE END THAT YOU SITE SWITCH
BUT IF YOU EVER GO BITING ON A FORUM THIS WEEK
THEN IT BETTER BE MY SHIT, NOT THOSE IVE ALREADY BEAT.
I HOPE YOU READ ALL THIS AND WEEP ON A FORMER ACCOUNT
AS TEARS FALL ON YOUR PIZZA AND WASSER IT DOWN ROFLZZZZZ
YOU EVEN TALK LIKE A CLOWN YOU OLE SPLUTTERING WET MESS
ALL DEFORMED IN THE MOUTH, NO WONDER YOU HAD TROUBLE IN SS
BET YOUR COMPANY GETS DRENCHED WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH
NO WONDER YOUR BEST FRIEND WENT AND STOLE HER AND BOUNCED
YOUR OVER PRONOUNCED WORDS ARE WHY THEY LIED IN FACT
BOTH WOULD HAVE DROWNED IF THEY DIDNT DO IT BEHIND YOUR BACK
YOURE A GIANT FAGGOT WITH A LISP TAKING IT PERSONALLY
WHEN ITS THE KISS OF LIFE THEY PRACTICED IN CASE OF EMERGENCY
DAGEL YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOUR EMPTINESS ENDS
IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO RESURFACE AND HATE VOTE AGAINST ME AGAIN
YOU OVERSENSITIVE TEMPER TANTRUM THROWING HOMOTEXTUAL VICTIM
FUCK YOUR WHOLE IRRELEVANT VEGGIE PIZZA EATING PATHETIC EXISTENCE
ROFLZZZZ
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