Week 9 Round 1: Late Bloomer(1-0) vs. Eessessoh(0-0) *Ess Wins*

[OG Maestro]

Bars due by WEDNESDAY @ 11:59PM PST
Voting closes THURSDAY @ 11:59PM PST

This battle about to be some garbage. Ess might get it.
Goodluck to both.

@late bloomer
@Eessessoh

[Late Bloom]

right here i is will be posting soon

[Late Bloom]

right was i really even ever prepared at any point for the life ive experienced
but yo im quick to split ya for sum kettle introduce ya maker as i make your aquiantance

[Eessessoh]

No homo, I'll just rob and kill ya when I burst all of my slugs now
cuz when E jack you, Late? You're just a jerk off getting rubbed out

[OG Maestro]

LB - made 0 sense. the bar sounded like it was written by someone who learned English as their 2nd language. the wording is too poor to consider a proper punch

Ess - Jesus Christ, that's worse than my "Joe Kerr" bar. oh my god this is so bad, it misdirects as a punch that honestly makes you look bar worse than it did LB. "getting rubbed out" oh hell no...idgaf how many times you say "No homo" it will never make that bar any better lmao

Vote: LB because Ess shot himself in the foot imho

[Chemist]

nah ess got this
late was too wordy and it just made no sense
tbh
ess had a punch
boi gotta work on his sets up here on rb
mgvt es

[Greedy]

vote ess.

[Joe Boston]

V/ess

The nameplay route was basic af but the flip wasnt bad ur bar was executed ok. Lb notsure what scent of pinesol u was drinking this week ur bar made no type of sense no comprendo hombre.

V/Eso

[Barcotic]

ejaculate was cool OTHER than the E part
good effort w/ the creativity

bloom's was just bad, nothing there

v/es

[JEM.]

I read late's bar 2304203 times, even left the battle and came back to make sure I didn't miss anything, and nope nothing.

v/es for dropping a bar.

[OG Maestro]

I was just being petty, Ess def got this. and I knew he'd get every single vote