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    Punchline Press Vol. I



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    1-2 PUNCH LEAGUE
    SEASON XXVI



    WASSSSUPPPP
    Welcome to the 1-2 Punch League ladies and gentlemen. @Kill Spree will be your host and I will be ghost. I will help out here and there but for the most part…. Fukkk yall. Lets keep it clean and dirty at the same mf time. Read the rules, review the last season, and lets have a great time killing each other cause we bored like that.



    INTERVIEW w/ Enbombz



    ..........coming soon............




    WHOS BATTLING

    Mid vs knowp
    Good luck my nigga. You’re garbage

    Bar vs kill
    Bar left the league crying and made a trail over here but I think kill can get him

    Klass vs bombz
    Bombz is mr wp and klass is just now starting to come along. If he doesn’t bring it. Klass is schooled.

    Joe vs Charles
    If Joe brings a good current event, Charles is getting bodied. He’s come get creative to win here.

    Lem vs Alfa
    Alfa is new on the scene and not sure what he can do but Lem is cold. Should be interesting

    Joog vs OG
    OG has a tendency to slack at the punch where Joog is the fan fave here. Should be a body bag

    Slecht vs Knox
    My nigga knox is back and may be rusty while slect is known to drop some harsh punches

    Merem vs bar’d
    Not sure who merem is but his avy is pretty deep. Bomb is mr wp soo this should be another interesting one.

    BG vs ill
    Mr admin came out the office to play a little. BG been on a tear soo ill may be in trouble.





    TOP 5 THREATS


    Joog’n
    This nigga has killed everyone except letterman recently. He should fare well here.

    Bar
    Minus the bitching, he is known to drop fire. Hopefully he doesn’t bullshit us this season

    Enbombz
    Undeniably a threat in every sense of the word. Looking forward to reading his punches

    Lemaitre
    He came on strong at the end of LLL. Im sure he’s still on fire and wants that title

    Kill spree
    Dude is modding this league but can rip shit up with a creative bar. He will champ this season at some point




    INTERVIEW w/ Joog'n
    by: Kill Spree


    yoyoyo whats good homie? hows life? hows them Malden streets? Whats new?

    Aint shit man. You know me....same suit, different shoes with just a lil more flare than the average square.

    Thoughts on the LLL Season... The weirdo Old cats broing around? & thoughts about the champ?

    Lol that was a wack season imo. Old dudes having fap fests an shit. A lot of crying from the old an current niggas. I couldnt rock w this season tbh. But props to Letterman for body shit. Did he be bar comic too? Idk if read/voted. Musta been trash. Lol but props to buddy


    Theres allot of new kids in the hood right now. DO you think theres sheep voting going on?

    Idk man niggas do wats cool. One minute errybody dick ride one dude, next minute, the next. Sheep votes are always a possibility tho. And idk bout these new kids either. Havent read much from any of them. I read bar from lematre or whatever the fuck. He good


    Should we do hidden votes?
    Na.

    So as last years season champ. you currently had a battle in FL. I think you lost? What going on with that?

    What battle? Slowhands? That was a robbery obviously. I never lost a battle. But im 0-17 in robberies.

    Think you gonna champ this 1-2 season at all?

    Idk.. Is water wet? Is someine gonna cry about votes before week 5? Is @OG Maestro a Philippino cosmetologist? Does @Joe Boston get his concepts directly from Kevin Lemanowicz at Fox 25 news personally? Am i stuck on parole, still gettn high? Did my mans take a headshot and still didn't die?

    Who Else do you see champing this?

    Sour Cig, if he signs in.
    Know P
    Klass
    Middle finger
    Lenox


    Thoughts on Future tourneys? what would you be interested in?

    Im semi retired so i couldn't give 2 wet squirts of duck shit tbh. But id be down for a 1-2 punch tournament


    Where is Bash? or whats his new alias?

    This nigga works 120 hours a week man. Leave him be. But nah i think he post on nc if at all.

    If you could say 3 things right now...what would they be?

    Joe Boston's real name is Kcody, with a Kc. And hes from Scituate, Massachusetts

    Barcotic tells jokes at a night club for a living

    And @Fresh is a faggot

    Peace homie





    LAST SEASONS CHAMP MATCH


    Sour Cig
    Lol..ur known for street shit? U ever shoot 9's or Uzi's?...no
    Ur only Rep. on the block does real estate. And is helping u find a studio




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    Unfukwitable

    REAACHH ALERT

    Quote Originally Posted by Sour Cig View Post
    Keep a eye on ur boo, son. Or ima have the whole crew come n hit it
    Cuz that bitch known to cheat intelligible shit lie. .but he's too dumb to get it

    ^U thought that quote was dope? nope its a fuckin joke;
    Signal & void - so why use an S.O.S when his career's goin up in smoke.




    Smog’s vote
    Masan I like un's approach more with a better type personal but as a complete bar I felt joog executed better.. Set up n punch tied in better plus it's also a slight personal too.. Imo I got joog taking this... Good shit yall

    Vote joog




    Joog Wins



    OUTTY FIVE HUNDED
    Don’t know about yall but Im trying to get that champ title this season and maybe another cypher accomp. Get involved and really do some damage. Don’t just drop ass like a stripper routine. Props to Kill Spree for getting this shit poppin. Hope yall help him keep it live and thriving as more cats sign in from across the net. RB IS BACK IN FULL AFFECT!!!




    Last edited by KnowP; September 22nd, 2016 at 01:22 PM

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    Re: Punchline Press Vol. I

    NICEEEEEEEEEEEE mag

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    Re: Punchline Press Vol. I

    Nice mag guys. Actually predicting winners, interviews, top threats is a nice touch. In depth and well written. Cool shit. If the mags stay at this standard the league should do great!

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    Re: Punchline Press Vol. I

    Lmao I can't stand Joog gay ass. that interview got me cracckin up tho. nigga goofy as shit for this 1

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    Re: Punchline Press Vol. I

    Trvp nigga was robbed in FL


    Good mag tho

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    Charlie Clips murdered that nigga. Good battle tho Iron.

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    Re: Punchline Press Vol. I

    Quote Originally Posted by alfalfadog View Post
    Trvp nigga was robbed in FL
    ^^^

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    Dope mag yall!!
    @joog - respect bro

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    Re: Punchline Press Vol. I

    pfft

    faggot

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    Re: Punchline Press Vol. I

    Quote Originally Posted by alfalfadog View Post
    Trvp nigga was robbed in FL


    Good mag tho
    Lmfaooooooo

    Im dead yo

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    Re: Punchline Press Vol. I

    Lmao @joog 'n that should be my new name here Joe Lamanowitz

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    Re: Punchline Press Vol. I

    we all remember the last time you changed your name

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    Re: Punchline Press Vol. I

    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Spree View Post
    we all remember the last time you changed your name
    And we all remember your not really from boston

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    Re: Punchline Press Vol. I

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Boston View Post
    And we all remember your not really from boston
    LMAO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Spree View Post
    we all remember the last time you changed your name
    LMAO!!!!

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