LLL SAWGAZINE PRESENTS:
PLAYOFF PICTURE
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PLAYOFF PICTURE
(based on who’s currently signed in)
1. Letterman vs. 8. Packed Graves
2. Smog vs 7. Klass
3. Unfukwitable vs 6. KnowP
4. Joe Boston vs 5. Enbomz
(fighting for a spot….)
9. Caged
10. boston
11. Barcotic
12. Stat.
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TOP PUNCHES OF WEEK 16
(according to voters)
Letterman
His reaction to Barcotic showed Lay's weak. Cuz votes like his are a habit
So it was beyond reasonable, Doubt.. & u left more than enough evidence to prove you're a faggot
This fag tough? Bitch act rough.. I'll shoot with mad precision
& He'll get hit with this calamine if this bitch starts making rash decisions
Every week I take risks. Always keying last minute, for your info
If we see lego out on a limb, this kid had a tantrum & threw his blocks out the window
We can really fight. Send him my number if he wants a round
Show up to his crib if son dial.. then he'll get clocked and left outside on the ground
Lay Doubt
you're a fucking faggot.. so I'm dropping first & there's a point to it, slut
if I let you set the tone for this battle the shit'll sound super lispy & flamboyant as fuuuck
dude writes complete nonsense so need to stress cuz he's an easy test
good call on the name though, since every time Letterman shows we always CBS
anyone who thinks this'll be close is lost in the clouds cuz you'll get socked in the mouth
if voters are on the fence they're trying to get a better vantage point of me stomping you out
get dropped queer, I'm top tier, so everyone's about to see this weak guy's disposal
your verses are so second-rate I can't tell if you're trying to diss cats or offer a re-fi proposal
Smog
^ that's a travesty bro, but there's more faggotry tho
Even In FL cats had to work to contend..All u did was actively vote
N To save its my purpose see, if it wasn't fa slow u wouldn't be right in the mix
But since we couldn't get hands free..u getta die by the guy writin while drivin a rig
First I'm strikin wit fist, I'm dope n cats know ur trash,par
So If u struggle knockin me out, Klass.. S'cuz My punches overshadow ur Wack barz
To keep it simple don't start, this craft requires mo then a lil glimpse a ya heart
Yeah text is a art.. that don't mean decorate ur verses wit a bunch a symbols n marks
Klass
So its only right I Rape this bitch in a battle - word to Big Ben
My Knife'll TouchDown on ur Obese Wife 'til it penetrates that Pigskin
Enbombz
What happened against slow? damn bro i thought this cats pretending
We got hand massaging his ego n a comeback without a happy ending
You could be in Iraq on ya "Allah aqbar's " but you prefer to trash raps,
Thats why your an outcast in Islam, you put writing for Bombs over Baghdad
Still Slow bro? that's a no no n there was no confusion u got dropped clear
Try pen something quick here, after ya last key they changed the locks to top tier
Joog’n
Every cop paged to this scene's gonna leave hungry for some Asian cuisines
When they find u in ya Pad Thai'd up w soup leaking out ya face to ya jeans
Ya wife's head game is presidential. I used to stay gettn sloppy toppy
But now she gives me Secret Service, cuz u follow her every move wearing shades and a walkie talkie
I've been easing up on the less skilled. Gotta give these text niggas hope
But for u talent is a strong point.....in the complete opposite direction of dope
U been gettn ate tf up. Old heads coming back to drop here, is why.
All of the real vets see you as Ciao. So u can wave being top tier goodbye
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PREDICTIONS
CHAMP MATCH: @Letterman vs @Smog
BATTLE OF THE SEASON!!! Both only have one lose and both signed out to give the title up and now they are both back in the champ match again. WTF!!! Who do you vote for??? Kobe vs Jordan. Brady vs Newton. Pepsi vs Coke. Burgers vs Pizza. They both have difference we all love yet they are not the same. Damn son!!! We are witnessing history in this league. Friday will tell the tale for the tail. You wont want to miss this one…..
CONTENDERS MATCH: @Packed Graves vs @Joe Boston
These two are not new to this position. Both can bring heat when they feel the challenge is applicable and both can be slouchy when feeling lazier than T-Macs eye balls. Graves is the clear favorite here soo Joe cant take a bar off in this match or its curtains!
@Caged vs @boston
This will be one of the lack luster events of the week. Caged aka Lenox is the reason @Lay Doubt decided to leave the league. He trolled him pretty tough and gut under his skin like a leach. But can he punch as well as he talks shit lol who knows. Boston is slowly coming under his own and making a name for himself. I feel he’s the favorite and Cage is the red headed step child.
@klass vs @Stat.
Stat got bars and is one of the better writers in this league who has a strong tendency of not showing to his battles. The faggotry needs to stop! Klass is in the FL Champ match this week and really wants to prove he belongs here. This will be a good start if he can get by a tough puncher like Stat.
@barcotic vs @Slowhands
Gotta give props to Bar for sticking around when the others took flight. Clearly he has nothing to prove and is just here to throw bars. Make sure you new boots learn from this cat before he goes MIA. Slowhands is running FL right now with quick keys but those bars wont work against Bar. Better not taking a punch off or you’ll end up flatter than a mom of 10!
@unfukwitable vs @Enbombz
Two past and future champs. Easily a couple of my favotites in the league that are underrated. Unfuk requested a strong opponent since he didn’t show last week on some personal shit, and Enbombz wants to redeem himself from that smashing he took from Sour Cig. Might be the other BATTLE OF THE WEEEEEEEKKKK. Im definetly stopping by to view this fight.
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WTF
WTF @ Lay being petty and signing out
WTF @ Lenox being the league bully
WTF @ Joog’n getting a body and riding out
WTF @ Amen coming back 7 days later like Jesus was late
WTF @ God of War with his random chat posts
WTF @ Jon Jon da Don actually dropping fire for once
WTF @ Olympic athletes trying to get street cred by lyin
WTF @ Kobe getting a day named after him in LA
WTF @ Trump giving Hispanics a spotlight on his stage
WTF @ Louisianna underwater again and people not moving
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YO BOSTON, TALK THAT SHITTTT
(Interview)
Yo whats good Boston? What city you from???
What’s up mate! I was born and raised in Boston… but have been in Miami for the last 9 years,
of which, I spent 2 years in the Dominican Republic and 1 year in Guatemala… Work has
me all over the place.
Who you think the top battlers of the league are???
Haha, I mean, Spit and Lay dipped… So can’t say them… From the dudes left?
I would say Barcotic, but I wasn’t exactly feeling last weeks effort, a bit of rust.
Not sure if he signed out, but Sour… Dude is crazy, and I sometimes feel the same way…
he had this crazy faulty/fall tree line…. NO ONE got, and I was sitting there like
how the fuck is no one mentioning this shit? So, I was like w/e let me just
keep it moving.
You peep every single line I have ever dropped on this site… Every single one,
even if it seems basic… Has a flip somewhere…. you know except that doubt
battle, lol.
I fuck with clever, witty… and am a stickler for grammar… When I see
“Nice concept but wording was off…” I think, did he miss a coma??
How the fuck else do you judge a TEXT drop.
What do you think about the champ Letterman???
He’s okay.
You think Smog even stands a chance this week???
I consider Smog the king of blue caller battlers… As long as he
stays out of his own way, and keeps it direct, practical,
and vicious he should be fine.
Graves vs Joe. Who you got taking the W???
Graves, big.
Who would you compare yourself to in this league????
Hard to tell… Truth is, I can really do w/e the fuck I want…
I go out every week, besides that Lay Doubt week, and challenge myself
to a different style, angles… etc…
I mean, my first week against KS I wrote
True story, for those that don't know me, I was hung over, had a final, & walked in stressed…
It was a one question essay, “What is Bravery” I wrote, THIS IS BRAVERY, and handed in the test.
Point is, it’s pointless, like double zero matches, to match us, because I am just too clever…
^ and I stand by that… plus its a true fucking story.
No one fucked with it, but I was letting you all know what I bring is something
different…and that appeals to me.
You think Lay Doubt and Real Spit lame for going out like that???
It is what it is… My approach to things are keep your head down and grind…
Win, lose, w/e… Just keep getting at them.
Doubt has to be honest with himself… That wasn’t his best against Letterman…
even though I think he won. And WTF y’all letting Joe do video battles for???
They have VBL for that… I knew Spit wasn’t gonna show up man.
Who do you think is overrated in this league???
Most folks? lol…
Look man… I was around during RnR so anyone that was around during that
knows what I am saying… Battlers there were YEARS ahead of shit…
To me ?? TEXT battling… when the VOTERS appreciate/and can comprehend it
should be the most disrespectful, smart ass, vicious WITTY thing you can write…
What do you think the biggest upset of last was???
Letterman getting more votes than Doubt.
Who do you see being in the final four???
Fuck the final four… IF HE SIGNS BACK IN...
I got Sour Cig winning the whole thing...
Crazy thing is, if he went all in, 90% of the voters wouldn’t understand…
but he has the following (which is always needed) and the material
to win this shit.
Other than that? Stat.
Who do you think will be the season champ????
Who gives a fuck?? With so many dudes joining late, the real champion will be decided during the playoffs.
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OUTRO
I said YOOOO. Keep bringing that fire. Cats signing out cause they mad and what not. You guys be nice. Its not fair when you hurt someones feelings. Wait, aint this a battle league??? MAN TF UP!!! Spit them bars like you signed in to do!!! Two weeks left until the Final Champ match and playoffs begin for real. Get your wins up!!!
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Originally Posted by Barcotic
