LLL Swagazine Presents:
The Madness
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INTRO
Hey fellas. If yall really wanna 20 week season, then yall gotta work for it. That means ZERO no shows, limit the crying about voting if it doesn’t go your way, and don’t get anal when we enforce rules. Sway if you want, just know you’re getting the hammer. All the bitchin comes to stop TODAY!!! And if I stop PMing you, then you’re probably a faggit anyway….
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THROW BACK BATTLE
SEASON 18 CHAMP MATCH:
Barcotic
did u really drop an out of commission line tho? shock factor? srsly wtf
smh @ voting lately
I almost lost to self nameflips n bad wp + ur fresh off a clearly debated contest
u were basically E-rode to get here, which explains all the deteriorated concepts
srsly crazy nonsense.. like any stories that ur noggin's small
I mean if ur Heading in the right direction, I feel sorry for the soccer ball
ur wins are just funny to me, I'd pay money to see none of u
I'm a Wolf, Pack... ur just the sheep with lines outdating WCW
u voted for urself constantly causing robberies, u proud?
I'd call u fake, cousin.. but that label better suits ur Kwality account
send respect, it's a deadly vet vs an empty threat man
May/Pacq deliver hard punches? ya, if they finally fight at the MGM Grand
n romance? I dunno man, hope alone can't bring u a dinner
there's a lottery fusing when u ask bitches out & u got no chance linking a winner
u've only dated slut mops, ur list of girlfriends is like a mugshot gallery
the only chicks to get gravy wrecked are the ones getting drunk off calories
u should've fled son, I'm here to head hunt all the GOOD spitters
u haven't shown anything so Fargo away before u end up in a wood chipper
-VS-
Packed Graves
@ILLunatic you can crown the new champ.
Nasty Mike Ellison aka Barcotic aka Cronus aka NME right?Originally Posted by Barcotic
they said its a champ match an to win I had to work with different shit
Ill beat the shit out of Mike & make sure a Ellison the record like his birth certificate
this'll make ya team mad, you can't beat me during a dream fag
when he plays games like Cornhole he's the one that wont use the bean bag
sit back admire the throne, it doesn't get old having to fire the chrome
your bitch had me railing her all around the house- thats a retirement home
il show what the best do, your bars dog shit mine damage ya flesh dude
when all these strays collect in your cage, votersll think he works animal rescue
I throw up every time reading his post, it's easy beating this joke
his chances are so faint, he'd probably pass out just from receiving a vote
be happy we didn't attend school together, son is the softest
he couldve became the president with how many times i woulda had him running for office
the fact is- doctors can't save you, so your corpse ill stash it
he'll have so many instruments around him you'd think it was orchestra practice
back in the day you where trash, better yet a fucking disaster
hes been looking for a clean break his whole life, yet still steals from butler & fracture
Don't sign out....... Faggit!
murda sho.'s vote
Packed
they said its a champ match an to win I had to work with different shit
Ill beat the shit out of Mike & make sure a Ellison the record like his birth certificate
sit back admire the throne, it doesn't get old having to fire the chrome
your bitch had me railing her all around the house- thats a retirement home
il show what the best do, your bars dog shit mine damage ya flesh dude
when all these strays collect in your cage, votersll think he works animal rescue
be happy we didn't attend school together, son is the softest
he couldve became the president with how many times i woulda had him running for office
back in the day you where trash, better yet a fucking disaster
hes been looking for a clean break his whole life, yet still steals from butler & fracture
Barcotic
I almost lost to self nameflips n bad wp + ur fresh off a clearly debated contest
u were basically E-rode to get here, which explains all the deteriorated concepts
srsly crazy nonsense.. like any stories that ur noggin's small
I mean if ur Heading in the right direction, I feel sorry for the soccer ball
ur wins are just funny to me, I'd pay money to see none of u
I'm a Wolf, Pack... ur just the sheep with lines outdating WCW
send respect, it's a deadly vet vs an empty threat man
May/Pacq deliver hard punches? ya, if they finally fight at the MGM Grand
n romance? I dunno man, hope alone can't bring u a dinner
there's a lottery fusing when u ask bitches out & u got no chance linking a winner
u've only dated slut mops, ur list of girlfriends is like a mugshot gallery
the only chicks to get gravy wrecked are the ones getting drunk off calories
Best battle of the week as it should be since it's the champ match, this nigga packed was droppin some muthafuckin heat I ain't seen him throw bullets like this since my first go round in the LLL... Good fuckin verse dude, Barcotic was droppin fire too I damn near quoted his whole verse, if he woulda took packed any bit of light he would have gotten barred to death here but he held his own and I got him edging with one more quote...
Dope shit v/Bar
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TOP PUNCHES of WEEK
War Shack
Ur reputation is mediocre, always behind the times, in fact...
Only time killing spree makes the head lines, is if its the dallas cops attack.
Ya bitch can get the heat too. I shift the pump with haste.
Shotty'll cinder blocks, n then ill finish by droppin a couple on her face.
Killings Spree
you dont make noise here. wat War puts on paper's Str8 Dumpster Flies
Last week you Out shined W/Stat's, yet still ya record screams Otherwise
Vs Know, got ya teeth & jaw Broke. Headlines were "P Rocked ya face"
Beat down he took gave newspapers weeks material to talk bout War wasnt popinjay
Lemaitre
I'd beat you in text OR audio. Either way you getting slain
Cause i'd slaughter you on tracks like an axe in a German train
He's a compulsive cocksucker, this fag into nasty shit
so if he ever sees anything penis shaped... phallic it
Phalanx
Quit boasting, you faggot! You care sooo much about this internet shit..it's hopeless & tragic
It's like your whole life "hinges" on this body..and I just see it as a means for closing your casket.
Slowhands
with these hands im the worst, u aint heavy weight, full of fright n piss
you couldnt pass for dope if brock lesnar combo'd you with his vitamins
just a pile of shit with his pilot pen, the smell of envy is hurtin this geek
you got a minute to champ as the crow flies ...
...but even they been circling for weeks
ya girl been hurting for cream, i'll trump that ace with permission to beat
so while u simply copywrites, i'll be given an intro while rippin some queen
Enbombz
Ya word plays criminal, punchlines subliminal, just fuckin stop
Im a nice guy but you still catching shots when I see ya Hands like crooked cops
son when it comes this text i father dudes
let the truth sear'em..these flames got slow cooked like texas bbq,
My punches ensure ya face lift, already decided the course its takin
If I Catch this man solo we' gonna see Han die like the Force Awakens,
Info wasn't wrong, so you got kids huh? then I want 'em gone
Bombz'll Run up on Slow children n drop those retards one by one
Mac
this guy lives in the friend zone, girls and even guys can be that cruel
whenever Boston is seen Crushing someone in RB, just call him 'best friend' & play it cool
your weak, even with yoga i could leave you on tears
i'll give u a Kickstarter so bad u will need to raise one to pay medical bills
boston
They kept asking for the Boston bomber, dropper of winning rhymes,
So I let kicks sale in your face during your trip to the finish line.
I will comfortably body this poser, because you’re wack as fuck...
even a bitch could rock your foundation with all the shit MAC make(s) up.
Plethora
type to get raped whether in prison or juvenile hall
so many teens tappin behind the cell, look like a pokemon ball
at ur girls job, co-workers run the biggest trains
every employee putting fingers in the box like a gift exchange
Letterman
Were you sober when you cuffed ya chick? Nah drugs were dimming your view
I swear you were on Eeyore something, cuz the bitch looks like that character from Winnie the pooh
If I catch you in public, ill be sure to have the toast
So you'll see the long nose on site like the league held a @Galactic roast
Dont need a reason to blast. If I see him, thats the end of it
Youll see arms up just to shoot at this retard like the Charles Kinsey incident
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PREDICTIONS
By Smog
Slowhands vs lemaitre
This match has potential to be really good.. Both coming off close losses n seem a bit aggravated with the league right now.. Nothing like getting a big W to calm shut down so this could be a dog fight.. Slow been shaking rust but I have a feeling he gon drop flames this week.. Losing to bombz just woke him up n by the looks of things it seems he ain't having that.. Crow flies was nice btw.. Lem just lost a hella close bout but did pretty well tho.. Lotta np's n wp's I just think u need a execute a little harsher or wittier.. Pretty cool verse tho Imo.. This'll come down to execution n I'm giv g the edge to slow here.. Prove me wrong tho Lem..
Predictions: 60/40 slow
Killing spree vs bit 2 byte
Well I have yet to see anything from bit but duke is makin some noise in chats so I assume he got barz.. Idk tho so give us some shit to talk about bro.. Spree coming off a loss in a close contenders prolly got him wanting this W.. U had a couple bangers in that match but was also inconsistent mainly due to wording.. Clean that up n drop heat.. I do feel spree is hungry but bit is actively around like he know what's up.. Haven't seen anything from him so it's only right I go spree here but we'll see.. Good luck yall
Predictions: 60/40 KS
Knowp vs arm Anderson
Unfortunately I haven't seen anything from arm so I ain't got much to say but give us sump'n to speak about next week.. Now Knowp? Dudes the Peyton Manning of text.. Holds the record for most TD's (wins) n picks(L's).. Lol nah but P been around, gotta shit load of battles under his belt but kinda goes thru ups n downs.. He def can drop dope barz but tends to drop soft shit at times.. I feel delivery/ wording should be his main focus n when he executed that he does fine.. He holding it down in FL right now but forget that n focus here bro.. Ur dropping better shit there than here n it should be the other way around now.. I feel Knowp takes this to build a little confidence as we approach the post season.. But I don't know what arms capable of so let's see.. Good luck yall
Predictions: 70/30 P
Klass vs phalanx
Phalanx just won a tight match n had some pretty cool shit in there.. I felt u won n pretty much know what ur about just need a touch up some a ur wording n stay consistent throughout.. Got an opportunity to go 2-0 n make noise but have seen a couple FL verses from Klass n dukes got a good feel for this.. Creative style, different but effective n from what I've seen from both I feel this is gonna be a good match up.. Think it'll be close but imma give Phalanx the edge here..good luck yall
Predictions: 55/45 phalanx
Plethora vs Mac
Mac dropped some decent barz in his battle with Boston n just lije the vote count was I could see how it was going either way.. I think if u work on ur finishers n maybe better concepts with cleaner wording Ull be iight.. Try n use real personals too.. Keep at it dawg n improve weekly.. Plethora just recieved a champ match L in which I thought he coulda came harder.. U had a couple solid joint in there but seemed lazy with the executions on some.. I'm sure it's one u want back n ull prolly go hard this week to maybe try n get another shot before the seasons over.. Imo from what I e seen from these 2 cats I feel plethora will snatch this win but Mac has the potential to pull an upset.. Good luck yall
Predictions: 70/30 plethora
Smirk vs barcotic
Well smirk is another up n down cat with alotta potential to drop nice.. I mean sometimes he'll drop dope n sometimes he'll drop the ball.. Ull gave to drop dope to beat bar tho cuz dukes a beast.. Well that is of course what bar shows up.. Bar had been on a recent decline mainly due to corny choice of words but if we see the bar we're used to then this'll be tuff for smirk.. Bar always has clean wording n creative plays but tends to fall short impact wise.. Couple seasons ago duke was unstoppable so if he brings it like that I got him comfortably taking this.. It'd be a huge upset if smirk pulls it off n he knows that so surprise us.. Until than
Predictions: 80/20 barcotic
Contenders match Boston vs Enbombz
Boston is improving every week n that is def the right path to be on.. Some1 even mentioned most improved so that's cool.. I did feel u won last week also, not by much but u had a couple good hit in there I just think u need to work on delivery n ull be fine.. iNow bombz just came off a pretty good win in which I felt he won also n finds himself in another cont. match.. U drop some nice shit last week man n if that's what ur bringing to the table this week then it's gonna be tuff for Boston to grab this W.. Bombz possibly sees a rematch with let but with a title on the line.. I think he feelin it right now n depending on what Boston brings I feel bombz'll take this quite comfortably.. Like I said tho Boston is improving n if he can zone in than this could be good.. With that said good luck yall but imma go
Predictions: 60/40 bombz
Champ match war shack vs letterman
This could be good or it could be lopsided.. I feel it'll be good I mean I'm still not sure who war is but I do feel he slightly declined last week from the 2 previous but still did enuff to win a close match due to consistency.. This week he'll gave to bring his a game cuz I think lets gim try n hold it down.. But yo war has an opportunity to champ this n fl in the same week n stack them metals up so I expect a great showing from him.. No let just came off a pretty convincing win to receive his 2 time award n useless mentioned why TF hasn't he champed n states champ n I feel that's gonna give let the drive to write dope.. I expect this to be hot n although war is the underdog I believe he'll keep it close but think let'll drop a couple bangers to seal this.. Good luck yall
Predictions: 57/43 letterman
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REST IN PEACE
RIP to America as we know it after this election
RIP to Fresh; he officially died in our hearts
RIP to LLL mods being lenient and lax on the rules thanks to Slowhands
RIP to Drakes credibility if he doesn’t respond to Joey B
RIP to the Steelers run game and season if L Bell don’t come back
RIP to the summer, thank God cause its been hotter than a BBW chicks panties
RIP to people trusting Kanye to have a real conversation
RIP to Warren Sapps arm after that shark attack
RIP to Danny Green, the OG of black NFL coaches
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INTERVIEW
w/ Packed Graves
YOOOO!!! Im here with the one and only Packed Graves!! What up shunnn???
ain't shit Know, just trying to get back active collect a few bodies then duck back off into the shadows. I was hit up an asked to come back so I did my dude a favor & brought my old ass back over here.
You think the League looking good right now???
yea lots of new faces just nervous about clicking their battles an reading hopefully not wasting my time. You guys also got some old heads with big egos back that need those resized this ain't 01' no more.
If you were LLL mod what would you change???
nothing really y'all doing a great job I'd probably add some spotlight battles or maybe throw a random pic battle in the mix. But I like an dislike the hidden voting I get it but it makes the section look so dead until it's revealed then it's moved an closed. It's a great ideas but honestly the viewing makes everything seem more active.
Who do you see in the Season Finale???
if I can get focused my self maybe greedy if you decides to join, smog won't be far behind an slow hands will probably make a little title run but will probably run outa breath.
Which battler you think can give you a run for your money???
ehhhhhh, in top tier shape an focus no one really I've beat just bout everyone here except slowhands, but it's all bout focus. Wether or not a battle is taken lightly or not.
Whats the most expensive purchase you’ve recently made???
my lawyer lol kept me out of prison. Shout out to Roberto!!!
Who you got in the Super Bowl this year???
Seahawks vs Pats again.
Do you think Kanye should be labeled as a snitch???
fuck kangay tired of this dude in all reality. I hope he holds his breath for 30 minutes.
Whats your end of summer plans????
celebrate my birthday take the kids to Disney an catch a few bodies.
Who you bumpin in your tape deck these days???
Kevin Gates, Kodak, Boosie, Future an Gucci.
If you could collab 3 current artists, who would it be???
Gates, Kodak an Future.
Thanks for takin the time to rap witcha boy. Any last shout outs????
shout out to people that stayed active shout out to the site for given a place to do this at an focus our boredom. An shout out to them niggas bout to be rocking body bags.
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OUTRO
Real talk, either show and stop all this swaying stuff, of this league will be over in a few weeks with mad niggas salty when we start DQ’in that ass like emo in the drive through. Lets keep this going though man. We all here to write bars. Who cares If you win the title or not…. Right????
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