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  • Inmate

    5 83.33%
  • whorticulture

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Thread: Inmate VS. whorticulture[open for votes]

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    Inmate VS. whorticulture[open for votes]

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    Re: Inmate VS. whorticulture

    Thanks for setting it up Joe. Gl culture


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    Re: Inmate VS. whorticulture

    I'm subtly sowing seeds, hors ruminating doubts that imbue
    His only rise to fame he Botany, let that wither away and die too
    You got deep-seated problems, the roots run further more
    No one on this ungodly fucking Earth, will help you dig to the core
    Cults blind as a bat but damn the dumb fuck reads Brail so good
    'Well'..the two by four between his eyes, gave new meaning to Redwood
    Wrecking you is inevitable, ill work circles around you for days, then
    If we ever square off again..it'll be after I take this win
    Your leaves are wilted bitch, seriously increase your vocabulary
    Cause like my weed...I don't fuck with immature plants any day

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    Re: Inmate VS. whorticulture

    deep seated problems and the only way to solve them is to rape an inmate
    its been so long since i had fresh meat what a treat wear this mop i want u to imitate
    pretend to b something your not pretend to b hot really your not really you flop
    you as fake as a prop pleas stop ill beat u so bad your momma will call the cops
    vocab im beggin you to concede even if you disagree
    with astronomy its written in the stars im the anomaly
    to bring an end to your reign with tremendous pain and and calamity
    perpetual bars inevitably i devour this this coward cook him like grilled cheese
    you chose to speak with belligerence write a rap with minimal intelligence
    so i obliterated it kamikaze cuz i am the bomb Hiroshima there hasnt been another since
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    Re: Inmate VS. whorticulture

    Quote Originally Posted by whorticulture View Post
    deep seated problems and the only way to solve them is to rape an inmate
    its been so long since i had fresh meat what a treat wear this mop i want u to imitate

    Ur set up hit harder than you punch. I disliked your punchline here. There wasn't a clever flip. Cut down some of the words.

    pretend to b something your not pretend to b hot really your not really you flop
    you as fake as a prop pleas stop ill beat u so bad your momma will call the cops

    Filler, punchline was soft but had wordplay.

    vocab im beggin you to concede even if you disagree
    with astronomy its written in the stars im the anomaly

    No
    to bring an end to your reign with tremendous pain and and calamity
    perpetual bars inevitably i devour this this coward cook him like grilled cheese

    no
    you chose to speak with belligerence write a rap with minimal intelligence
    so i obliterated it kamikaze cuz i am the bomb Hiroshima there hasnt been another since
    nah

    Quote Originally Posted by Inmate View Post
    I'm subtly sowing seeds, hors ruminating doubts that imbue
    His only rise to fame he Botany, let that wither away and die too

    Not bad nicholas.

    You got deep-seated problems, the roots run further more
    No one on this ungodly fucking Earth, will help you dig to the core

    Decent again, Nicky

    Cults blind as a bat but damn the dumb fuck reads Brail so good
    'Well'..the two by four between his eyes, gave new meaning to Redwood

    Eh

    Wrecking you is inevitable, ill work circles around you for days, then
    If we ever square off again..it'll be after I take this win

    Eh

    Your leaves are wilted bitch, seriously increase your vocabulary
    Cause like my weed...I don't fuck with immature plants any day
    Doesnt rhyme



    vote/ Inmate better wording & punchlines.

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    Re: Inmate VS. whorticulture

    vote 1-0 inmate

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    thanks for your opinion clout

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    bump it was me that voted for myself just to see the poll so that one vote does not count
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    Re: Inmate VS. whorticulture

    How bout this? Since you voted for yourself which you're not suppose to do period...is I'll vote for myself and we'll call it even.

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    Re: Inmate VS. whorticulture

    yessir sounds official

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    sorry about that i was just curious to see if anyone voted
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    Re: Inmate VS. whorticulture

    Clout....you forgot to poll this....should be 2-1 now

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    Re: Inmate VS. whorticulture

    whorticulture

    deep seated problems and the only way to solve them is to rape an inmate
    its been so long since i had fresh meat what a treat wear this mop i want u to imitate

    Shame you had a good concept here, shame the set up was harder than the punch.

    pretend to b something your not pretend to b hot really your not really you flop
    you as fake as a prop pleas stop ill beat u so bad your momma will call the cops

    Meh doesn't connect

    vocab im beggin you to concede even if you disagree
    with astronomy its written in the stars im the anomaly

    Doesn't land. just some self hype.

    to bring an end to your reign with tremendous pain and and calamity
    perpetual bars inevitably i devour this this coward cook him like grilled cheese

    Maybe its just my accent, but this doesn't even rhyme. Is there a reason you used the words, and & this twice?

    you chose to speak with belligerence write a rap with minimal intelligence
    so i obliterated it kamikaze cuz i am the bomb Hiroshima there hasnt been another since

    stretched.


    Inmate

    I'm subtly sowing seeds, hors ruminating doubts that imbue
    His only rise to fame he Botany, let that wither away and die too

    Weak punch good concept.

    You got deep-seated problems, the roots run further more
    No one on this ungodly fucking Earth, will help you dig to the core

    Again weak punch but decent concept, Botnay theme running true.

    Cults blind as a bat but damn the dumb fuck reads Brail so good
    'Well'..the two by four between his eyes, gave new meaning to Redwood

    Meh

    Wrecking you is inevitable, ill work circles around you for days, then
    If we ever square off again..it'll be after I take this win

    This doesn't rhyme, or is very forced.

    Your leaves are wilted bitch, seriously increase your vocabulary
    Cause like my weed...I don't fuck with immature plants any day

    Still with the botany theme, nice work. punch missed.


    MVGT - Inmate

    Reason - Stronger of the two verse's, nice work at least keeping a theme for a couple of wordplay attempts.

    whorticulture try and work some punctuation into you bars, was finding them running too long.

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    Re: Inmate VS. whorticulture

    @Inmate @whoticulture do not vote for yourselves... if the polls fucked up mention myself or @Codealt and we’ll fix it.

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    Re: Inmate VS. whorticulture[open for votes]

    Yeah he did so I did just to make it even. Won't happen again

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    Re: Inmate VS. whorticulture[open for votes]

    Uppin this shit

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    Re: Inmate VS. whorticulture[open for votes]

    Up....vote dammit

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