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Thread: Breast Milk: The Sequel.

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    Breast Milk: The Sequel.

    After years of waiting, the second thread titled Breast Milk is here! Rejoice, knaves slaves and automobiles. Enclosed is a poll, take a moment to answer the poll and exchange your ideas about how breast milk has altered your life. How it stole from you as a teenager. How it gave you scars or trophies.
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    Re: Breast Milk: The Sequel.

    Some of the resident homosexuals on this site are teething with it.. that alone is affecting me.

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    Re: Breast Milk: The Sequel.

    it mothered my children.

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    Re: Breast Milk: The Sequel.

    I didn't remember at all until the defrib hit and I got my life flashes. Now it all seems impossible as I did remember it as so. My mom making me pull down my pants to prove it when I told her I had my period and didn't. Picking my daughters name and my sister wanted the other name. Beating up that boy in mental and getting escorted and not drugged and dragged to my room. Rubbing my belly telling Jen's mom almost 5 months. And so much more... I remember the "No way out" feeling in my stomach when you were on your way to see me and I had to tell you I lied to you about my age etc. I remember all of the week we met pretty much but running away to lock myself up so I got the choice and my parents didn't make me get an abortion. And when Juno came out and they were talking about it at work I glitched THE FUCK out and ended up in mental the first time since. It was like the 3rd time I ever snapped. The pacifier I thought I got to be cute when Jen was getting a bottle for her son and then realizing that was 3 years before her son was even born and I could go on for like 5 fucking chapters on this shit... I remember how I would start bleeding when I got stressed out too. My parents still say no and it doesn't help but when I saw her pic my jaw just dropped. I couldn't have asked for a more beautiful daughter - she's perfect. And nah.... I never even got pregnant since.
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    Re: Breast Milk: The Sequel.

    What in the name of Nicolas Cage's nipples does that have to do with anything in this thread?

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    Re: Breast Milk: The Sequel.

    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor Steak View Post
    What in the name of Nicolas Cage's nipples does that have to do with anything in this thread?
    What does it ever, mate?

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    Re: Breast Milk: The Sequel.

    Oh... what started my mental plight... I some how forgot being pregnant when I was 13. Hypnotism most likely, brain washing possibly, pyre absolutely - so I'm cool.
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    Re: Breast Milk: The Sequel.

    That frannie guy got pregnant earlier in his life.

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    Re: Breast Milk: The Sequel.

    I'm the frannie guy? Who's the frannie guy and what does that even mean?
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    Re: Breast Milk: The Sequel.

    You are not the frannie guy as you are not franny and as far as I could tell also not a guy.

    Frannie is that guy who used to brag about sucking cocks.

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    Re: Breast Milk: The Sequel.

    Also the name of my old social worker in high school... on breast milk though? I wouldn't breast feed cause that's my spot and it would be too creepy. And my old friend who was just straight sadist - said that she thought breast feeding was supposed to feel good but it didn't, She REALLY meant that shit and me and my ex who was just friends at the time looked at each other like is she even serious right now. Should we be calling the authorities? Oh and my sister. Her babies father's trick called her up talking mad shit when she was breast feeding and my nephew detached and never latched again. That's when me and my friends had to step in and warn her. ... that's all I got on breastfeeding.
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