1-2 Punch League Playoffs E-Zine
Round 1 & 2 – Yoga Hits Ed.
Intro
Sorry for not having one last week. Life happened. You lazy mofos could of stepped up and did a mag ya damn self. Anyways, we got to cover some playoff material. Had some more upsets and some dope bars that went forth all leading to the match of the year. One more week and we will crown the SEASON CHAMP!!! Lets get into this mag though….
ROUND ONE REVIEW
Joe vs Jonny
Jonny got scared and logged off indefinitely
@Letterman vs @alphadog
This nigga champed half the season and lost in round one against a color bar.
@KnowP vs @Toil
What can I say… BODY BAG!
@Bomb Bar’d vs @PAVONIA
Pav slumped the ex-chamop out of no where
@Nahlidge vs @Sour Cig
Cig has D/r’s soo I feel terrible for my nigga Nahlidge
@Notti vs @fastforwords
Fast came and went as fast as a fast ass fast pass
@Enbombz vs @ILLunatic
Ill just went through the motions and go slapped with a wii controller
@Barcotic vs Unfuk
Man, I was shocked at this one but Bar will be crying until next season
ROUND TWO REVIEW
Pav vs Sour
Just like a nigga to get snuck in the back door and leave early smh fuk u Pav
Notti vs Alphadog
I told yall in the last mag that Alpha is most improved and is coming for that ass
KnowP vs unfuk
I was victimized by the longevity of this niggas career. My np was crisp. Yall niggas are lame!
Enbombz vs Joe
Bombz just had a dope personal/np and Joe…. Nba bars my nigga???
SEMI-FINALS PREDICTIONS
Enbombz vs Sour Cig
This will be close. I like Bombz approach. Very creative and out the box. Cig is witty too, but if I gotta look up another damn name, place, concept, im hate voting on that ass!!
Cig – 55/45
Unfuk vs Alpha
Dope match up. Alpha been proving himself these last few weeks killing his opponents, but Unfuk just won the Key tourney soo he has tons of momentum. Hard one to call, but im going for the underdog over the fan fav in a landslide!!!
Alpha – 80/20
WTF????
WTF @ Ginobli getting throat checked from out of bounds and the refs not calling it
WTF @ Westbrook about to beat Durants ass early in the game
WTF @ Toronto snapping a 14 year playoff drought with that crazy win
WTF @ all these undrafted college kids being picked up anyway
WTF @ Letterman and Barcotic and Notti being beaten soo soon
WTF @ Kanye dropping another dope album soon
WTF @ Big T choking in the 3rd and still winning the battle vs Knamlis
WTF @ Charlie Clips and these damn freestyles that are ass
WTF @ Modern Warfare breaking the internet with the latest news
WTF @ People thinking Beyonce is overrated but not Iggy Izaleasiufjbjdblajdwei
OUTRO
Im really looking forward to voting for the rest of the season. Props to those who have made it this far and give it up to you league mod KILLING SPREE for keeping this joint going while running FL and the Tourney. My nigga loves yall!!!
DIME TIME
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