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Thread: Dearest Dagel, King Balor, Goliath, Johnny Soul, Tempest King Soul, Hooligan, Stranger, Antihero, etc

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    Dearest Dagel, King Balor, Goliath, Johnny Soul, Tempest King Soul, Hooligan, Stranger, Antihero, etc

    I never met a bitch, bigger than you
    Do you have any clue, what you put forums through?
    You blew the tip off the dick of Déjà vu
    Over and over, same 'ol thing; get pissed...go missing
    It's men like you, putting 'cunt' in country
    Shifty eyes, I don't know if you can't see
    what a Mega Nob, you currently are
    It's bazaar. You cut, but never leave a scar
    And I wouldn't of thought I'd live to see
    a brother bleeding more than me
    No more collabs. It was a good one we had...
    http://rapbattles.com/showthread.php...ed-Slug-Poetry
    A nom for HOF, then it got real sad
    Your pussy ways are expected now
    So come over here, take a bow
    The crowd love you, though I don't know why
    You pulled so hard, got tears in that eye ; P
    Master Tosser, shoot, sigh, on how you're...not a bad guy
    I do have a heart, but for you, I rip it
    clip it, strip it and gladly whip it
    So much time, so many chances
    while you screwed circumstances
    I drank bleach to clean this speech
    You're null, void, 'n suck worse than a leech
    But I take off my hat, you made a great crew
    They're better than me, I'd be startin' to spew
    Dagel turns up, after a month M.I.A
    Makes two alias's in the span of a day
    Chucks in a third, Goliath's better aye?
    Who turns the same age every birthday?
    Here's some of your quotes. You delete like fuck
    So I copy and paste your shit for good luck
    'I'm not changing my mind cause you're feelings are hurt.'
    Johnny lift your skirt, teach em to squirt
    'God of War ain't changing his mind 'cause you disagree.'
    But he did, see? He's a better emcee than you'll ever be
    'Waiting for him, so we can go through reconstruction.'
    Dagel: Ass kissing lead, in the Production of Suction
    'Sorry, not sorry, move on.'
    That's why you're The Prick and this is Your Song
    Why don't you tell me to shut the fuck up?
    Smack me, say you've had enough
    Why? Because of your lies
    Because you're in disguise
    Don't appreciate shit, always unwise
    Reading offline like a teenage spy
    I see snake eyes, pretending surprise
    Think I give a fuck if your dog dies?
    Or your girlfriend cries, she's 12, Up size
    You're the face of a fucked franchise
    Between your basement, your vid's, your Cilantro supplies
    You've maximised, your enterprise
    'I'm just helping God of War clean up.'
    And I took you out with the trash, Buttercup
    'Why build a new forum? Bury I.P. Take their spot'
    This is the jock, who pretends he forgot
    why I went to his crew, tied a noose to his cock
    while he wrote a note, to an Adidas sock
    'Do whatever you want, I'll overlook your decisions.'
    And I'll taunt you, till you're booking prisons
    'Nothing gets passed, unless it's through me'
    Anyone?...Syphilis...Gonorrhoea...H.I.V ?
    'No offence, but I don't like you much'
    Thank fuck for that
    Thought I'd lost my touch









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    Re: Dearest Dagel, King Balor, Goliath, Johnny Soul, Tempest King Soul, Hooligan, Stranger, Antihero, etc

    omgoddd, lmao! This shit is raw! Dagel got demolished - straight up DESTROYT - with this! This shit had me dying like a motherfucker as I read it. So many personals here. You straight Shang Tsunged this motherfucker's soul for real. For example, this:

    "Dagel turns up, after a month M.I.A
    Makes two alias's in the span of a day
    Chucks in a third, Goliath's better aye?
    Who turns the same age every birthday?"

    STEEEEE-RIKE 3! HE'S OUTTA THERE!

    GOT 'EMMMM, COACH!

    HE JUST GOT KNOCKED DAFUQ OUT!

    For real though, that shit was fucking hilarious. Then you hit 'em with this gem:

    "Reading offline like a teenage spy
    I see snake eyes, pretending surprise
    Think I give a fuck if your dog dies?
    Or your girlfriend cries, she's 12, Up size"

    LMAO DEAD AF. I can imagine poor Dagel creeping on the forums on an alias all day, reading every post as they come, every reply as it's submitted, like a "teenage spy." LOLOL.

    "why I went to his crew, tied a noose to his cock." Oooh, kinky, I like. Sounds like some sort of David Carradine fetish. >=]

    "'Nothing gets passed, unless it's through me'
    Anyone?...Syphilis...Gonorrhoea...H.I.V ?
    'No offence, but I don't like you much'
    Thank fuck for that
    Thought I'd lost my touch"

    Ahahaha, excellent finish! You straight fatalitied this faggot. That's fucking awesome.

    I'm not sure what inspired you to write this (other than Fagel's faggotry), but I'm glad it did! This was a fucking phenomenal read that had me in tears laughing, dying, fapping, crying. Nice work!

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