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    RD 11 E-Zine: Tatted Chick Ed.

    1-2 PUNCHE LEAGUE WEEK 11 E-ZINE
    Tatted Chick Ed.






    INTRO
    Other than a few fags not doing their part with voting, this round was not too shabby for the most part. Like what I seen as far as punch quality overall. And we also had an upset or two aswell. Nuff of all that. Lets get into this mag….






    REVIEWS


    ***UPSET ALERT***
    CHAMP MATCH: Toil vs Bomb Bar’d

    Bomb brought a slick haymaker to the champ match with a name flip that was a risk, but it worked in his favor. I honestly had Toil taking this one but he came with a generic played bar that half the voters felt was “ehh” for the most part. Hats off to the new champ. No one can keep the title this season. Its pure PANDEMONIUM!!!

    CONTENDERS MATCH: Enbombz vs illunatic
    Ill been doing what he can with being busy and all but my dudes concepts been slacking lately. And on the flip side of the coin, we have Enbomz exploding at the end of the season now having a shot at the title against another Bomb. Battle of the Bombs. Shit just got real. TAKE COVER!!!

    FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!
    Joe Boston vs Alphadog
    I don’t think Ive seen a flawless victory all season until now. I know my dude Joe will bounce back from this and reck shop in the playoffs but damn bruh!! Alpha is starting to make some noise around here. A little momentum into the playoffs perhaps????

    FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!
    Fastforwords vs Sour Cig

    Cig took advantage of the new guy and coasted to the finishline with another Flawless victory. Damn son. Shits an epidemic now. Either cats are getting ethered or someone isn’t hiding votes again. Lmao!!! Fast, step ya game up next week kid.

    Unfuk vs Johnny Blaze
    Blaze was coming out his shell like a pissed out ninja turtle but unfuk is one of our better battlers and it showed this week. Un you gotta stop dropping these bars niggas gotta research. Ima start hate voting if I have to google something else lmao. And change your name too. Too damn long to type every week.

    NO SHOW HOE!!
    KnowP vs Nahlidge

    Ya Nah, you my nigga dog and messes with you for real. But lets be honest son, you saw my bar and tucked tail. S’all good. You got enough accomplishments as it is. Catch you later. But answer me this, is your favorite show DUCK Dynasty???? Inquiring minds wanna know.







    WTF

    WTF @ Bomb Bar’d champin the league soo soon
    WTF @ Michael Strahan not fixing that damn gap by now
    WTF @ the Grizzles not even trying to play defense
    WTF @ Steph Curry squad winning without Steph Curry
    WTF @ Kobe getting up to go train the day after retirement
    WTF @ these tatted chicks being super sexy af
    WTF @ Ace Hood dropping a pretty slick sex song
    WTF @ at that kid in the news having erectile dysfunction
    WTF @ Wiz Khalifa putting out a new shoe and clowning Yeezy
    WTF @ that B’more cops dog dragging a young black teen out his home







    RD11 PREDICTIONS


    CHAMP MATCH
    Bomb Bar'd Vs Enbombz


    This could be dope or wack as fuck. Both are hit or miss. Bar'ds verses in FL have been weak but his Punches here been
    Ok. Had the Upset last RD now faces a Hungry Enbombz who floods the cyphers. he tends to drop some weak stuff BUT
    drops some dope shit. hes won cyphers and after a struggle in LLL last season almost champed. this is a tough one but
    I got Enbombz taking this

    WINNER
    Enbombz 60/40

    CONTENDERS
    Sour Cig Vs Unfukwitable


    Two scary Bar Brawlers here. Both bring dope wordplay & beast battles. I feel Fuk should have already champed this season
    but some say voters these days dont know real. Sour Cig brings his gutter punches. He's a multiple alias fgt who can champ
    but some times has no motivation to write. One of my favorite battlers tho. Fuck him this round tho He cant beat FUk

    WINNER
    FUK 100/00

    Nahlidge Vs FastForWords
    this should be decent I think. Nahlidge just getting into the text groove. although No showed last week like a bitch
    @ Fresh's house...Hes clever. FastForwords had a basic bar last week thats all I've seen from dude.
    so i got Nahlidge taking this...

    WINNER
    Nahlidge 100/0

    KnowP Vs Illunatic
    Yikes..

    WINNER
    The Wheele Chair

    Joe Boston Vs Barcotic
    Ah..Hungry Joe who struggles with wording has dope concepts battles Barcotic, who had a walk through LLL two seasons ago.
    I Honestly dont think Joe can beat Barcotic right now. maybe we see an upset but I got Barcotic taking this

    WINNER
    Barcotic 90/10

    AlphaDog Vs Notti

    This should be a good battle tbh. Alpha has dope concepts but tends to poorly execute them. Notti started off weak here
    than found his groove in the text scene and started putting up wins against big names. He hasnt battled here in a minute
    but I got Notti taking this

    Winner
    Notti 60/40

    Jonny Blaze Vs Toil

    last Rnds Champ verse the young buck. both had weak bars last week but I've seen some dope shit from both.
    IDK after Toils last Rnd bar I Got Blaze taking this

    WINNER
    Jonny Blaze 60/40

    1-2 FUCK YOU CYPHER WINNER




    Another tough one to judge...some say Enbombz Won. Some say Fuk won... & since this cypher was so short With really
    them two goin at it. They Both get the win.


    Enbombz
    Quote Originally Posted by Enbombz View Post
    U lack the scope to see the truth, concede it ya hoe,
    How U talkin war when bombs n blazes got u beat two weeks in a row
    Quote Originally Posted by Enbombz View Post
    Dude u putting out mad weak shit, go ahead call sway like that means shit
    its something im gonna espresso, you coppin a couple shots before you slump like a caffeine dip
    Unfukwitable
    Quote Originally Posted by Unfukwitable View Post
    Medal/Metal? that was creative; But i peep ya steeze;
    U perform "Miracles" by stealing his ancient concepts from the lethal league.
    Quote Originally Posted by Unfukwitable View Post
    Yall both soft.. I can't even believe yall males;
    So I got Mac's for u bitch-made niggas & I plan to give each Bombshells.
    HONERABLE MENTIONS


    Knowp
    Quote Originally Posted by KnowP View Post
    You a joke. Bars are broke. Spend ya life busting ass.
    If ya girl mentions Fernando, it's a referral to the Mexican who cuts the grass
    Sour Cig
    Quote Originally Posted by Sour Cig View Post
    The UK has no guns. So tell me, ull squeeze what 9?
    If there's a rumble, this brittle crumble like the peanut kind
    Bomb Bar'd
    Quote Originally Posted by Bomb Bar'd View Post
    Yall two flirt to much, Catch Bomb Bar on that sneak tip
    this Cypher all bout FUk,En...& thats what i do W/Yall wives while you sleepin



    PUNCH DRUNK CYPHER WINNER




    Honestly after going over this with Knowp... there was some heat in this no wonder kid has been Huah
    for a minute now....But Barcotic takes this. he dropped fire the whole cypher


    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic View Post
    start severing ur neck if u think u & ur nerd sweaters are a threat
    see I'm on a that quest for leather while you earn leather in a quest
    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic View Post
    those facial features are well, hell.. just hide ya face
    ur having a lip sink battle that could coin LL his highest pay
    Quote Originally Posted by Barcotic View Post
    if THAT was the life I was given, I'd have driven thru a wall
    I mean u don't XL at anything and can barely fit into a small
    HONERABLE MENTIONS


    Sour Cig
    Quote Originally Posted by Sour Cig View Post
    Reality stings like a punch in the nose when u face this fact....
    Tru or false...
    Ur scared to hit puberty cuz It may hit back
    Type of fgt to beat up his mom over x box, This kid is so lame
    I'll have her out getting a midnight release.. And I PROMISE u ain't getting no video game

    Enbombz
    ya dad's budgets has left u malnourished, now blaze a midget
    My swing sets me apart, u still note yours as your favourite place to visit

    Notti
    Quote Originally Posted by notti
    Seen this pic and knew exactly what to do with this
    Must be playing a game of cherades, they saidbbe yaself so his hands made a uterus
    Joe Boston
    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Boston View Post
    This fag is so far from hood and the shits well defined
    Rides with his mom through the carpeltunnel and look like he has that from throwing eastside signs





    OUTRO
    YOOOOO!!! Its almost that time to get into these playoffs. Hope yall niggas is ready cause I got a few bars up my sleeve like a broke fat kid in a liquor store!! Shouts out to all the chicks with tats that made this mage possible and props to my nigga fresh, ill and Spree for holding it down in the RB battle fronts. Dead as its been, my dudes still doing their best. EASY!!



    DIME TIME












    and for my @Jukon @Emily and @Fresh who wont let it go….








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    Re: RD 11 E-Zine: Tatted Chick Ed.

    @Emily you and @CrypticVixen may be surprised scrolling through this one...

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    Let the compliments begin...

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    Re: RD 11 E-Zine: Tatted Chick Ed.

    Hubby is a tattoo artist so nothin' here I haven't already seen before.

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    Re: RD 11 E-Zine: Tatted Chick Ed.

    won't let what go lol

    Dope mag btw

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    Re: RD 11 E-Zine: Tatted Chick Ed.

    @Fresh check my current battle with @ILLunatic
    his bar will explain your convenient amnesia, ya faggot!
    ill, that bar was dope btw.

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    Re: RD 11 E-Zine: Tatted Chick Ed.

    Quote Originally Posted by KnowP View Post
    @Fresh check my current battle with @ILLunatic
    his bar will explain your convenient amnesia, ya faggot!
    ill, that bar was dope btw.
    u calling me a faggot is strange since it goes against ur be leaf

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    Re: RD 11 E-Zine: Tatted Chick Ed.

    Omg the first chick in the intro damn if she wanted me to get the same ass,tat as her i prob would damn shes fucking sexy. I would smother that chick in pico de gao lmao. Anywayz dope mag shit didnt know i was honorable mention in the cypher good shit lol. Playoff time looking forward to it props to a dope season
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    Re: RD 11 E-Zine: Tatted Chick Ed.

    i almost did tatted chicks for the site mag

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    the theory of cause and effect is flawed,
    we expect the outcome to mirror the struggle, that's wrong.

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    Re: RD 11 E-Zine: Tatted Chick Ed.

    Dope

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    Re: RD 11 E-Zine: Tatted Chick Ed.

    This mag was dope, 100.
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    Re: RD 11 E-Zine: Tatted Chick Ed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jukon View Post
    i almost did tatted chicks for the site mag
    Can't go wrong with them at all. Did the site mag ever go up?I still ain't seen it.

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    N lmao at Joe ! Pico de galo is the biz!

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    Re: RD 11 E-Zine: Tatted Chick Ed.

    Yeah it's done jus gotta steal parts from this mag lol

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    the theory of cause and effect is flawed,
    we expect the outcome to mirror the struggle, that's wrong.

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    Re: RD 11 E-Zine: Tatted Chick Ed.

    Lmao

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    Lmao @ILLunatic for deleting leaf boy
    @Killing Spree you can eat dirty dicks for the wheelchair comment!

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    Re: RD 11 E-Zine: Tatted Chick Ed.

    Second to last with the half shaved head and yellowish bikini.
    2nd place, is the one above with the teal/blue/green hair

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    Nvm.
    The Asian chick above prediction part.
    But I need to see ass before a decision is mafe
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