LLL Playoffs Round 1 - 3) Useless vs. 14) Alphadog - USE WINS

[Meth]

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@useless @alphadog

[A. Diction]

Yea

[alphadog]

Check

[alphadog]

Dude u have a bad mouth which is why ya past chick had a last doubt.....
....ur excursuses even worse n after a detailed discussion she knocked u flat out
I got caged rage, when u lose hell knows ill harm ya
After I make UCL ima break ur elbows w/ an armbar
Fuckin cheapskate ain't a champ even ya girl knows its true
In top rankings, you'll forever bibelot the best wen buyin her gold n jewels
Faggot get your crew behaving probably, bunch a clowns I'll get the cannon
if don't get ur act together I'll trapeze circus freaks gowns and pet a camel
Ok ill admit he's at the bottom of top tier but you the hated type
don't get ya ego inflated guy, a solid punch'd drop him tumid tier n he'll get inflamed n die
You are gay n like the freckled kind, u'll get drunk in class as a kid n get lead by troy
N you swallowed a lot of gin durin class, that explains ur love for red head boys
Now u on them home invasions but u lazy so I test ya faith
I keep the piece beneath my pillow n wen u feel a slugabed be ya final restin place

[A. Diction]

Karma my bitch n she tale gating useless

I'll admit, he sexing stars. but its the men that he doing...
U wanna talk car machine got aids, and ur ass probably delivered it to em.
I'm awesome kid. anyone thinks ur sick, they've lost their shit...
don't hassle HOF...if ur a night writer kit would drive off a cliff.
I was seeding matches n knew i wouldn't have to try this week...
bottom feeding fgt- aka aloha, this match is pretty much a bye for me.
u a dirt person in disguise, errything at my place is on fleek...
see how this herb-been livin, I did the world a favor planting his face in concrete.
I'll slaughter ur whole family, make u watch as a total warning...
then show al gore that'll fuck his whole world up like global warming.
u need help writing, this dude's the worse...
bring ur click home, cuz that's what everyone does half way thru ur verse.
al never no shows n got more losses than wins, I must confess...
I'm more shocked u made the playoffs than the fuckin Mets.

[A. Diction]

...

[Liquidity]

Dude u have a bad mouth which is why ya past chick had a last doubt.....
....ur excursuses even worse n after a detailed discussion she knocked u flat out
--this is fire to be clear.
I got caged rage, when u lose hell knows ill harm ya
After I make UCL ima break ur elbows w/ an armbar
--damn bro this was a good concept but u underdeveloped it.
Fuckin cheapskate ain't a champ even ya girl knows its true
In top rankings, you'll forever bibelot the best wen buyin her gold n jewels
--be below/bibelot for anyone missing this. dope wp with mediocre execution for an ok line.
Faggot get your crew behaving probably, bunch a clowns I'll get the cannon
if don't get ur act together I'll trapeze circus freaks gowns and pet a camel
--our ponunciations of trapeze must be way off because im not seeing what this is. wording was pretty mediocre either way tho. u forgot a word in the second line.
Ok ill admit he's at the bottom of top tier but you the hated type
don't get ya ego inflated guy, a solid punch'd drop him tumid tier n he'll get inflamed n die
--this is fire again. dog u got bars when ur execution and wording aint holding u back. every concept (except trapeze altho it could be im just missing the wp) have been nice so far.
You are gay n like the freckled kind, u'll get drunk in class as a kid n get lead by troy
N you swallowed a lot of gin durin class, that explains ur love for red head boys
--whats with the freckled/ginger connection. the drunk/gender in class was fire but that was weird.
Now u on them home invasions but u lazy so I test ya faith
I keep the piece beneath my pillow n wen u feel a slugabed be ya final restin place
--this is an almost. another dope concept. wording and executuon tho almost borught it down but its not a miss and its better than a regular ok to me.

I'll admit, he sexing stars. but its the men that he doing...
U wanna talk car machine got aids, and ur ass probably delivered it to em.
--ehhhhhhhhhhhhh. this is a light okay.
I'm awesome kid. anyone thinks ur sick, they've lost their shit...
don't hassle HOF...if ur a night writer kit would drive off a cliff.
--lmao. cool.
I was seeding matches n knew i wouldn't have to try this week...
bottom feeding fgt- aka aloha, this match is pretty much a bye for me.
--ok.
u a dirt person in disguise, errything at my place is on fleek...
see how this herb-been livin, I did the world a favor planting his face in concrete.
--ok.
I'll slaughter ur whole family, make u watch as a total warning...
then show al gore that'll fuck his whole world up like global warming.
--nice.
u need help writing, this dude's the worse...
bring ur click home, cuz that's what everyone does half way thru ur verse.
--nice, again.
al never no shows n got more losses than wins, I must confess...
I'm more shocked u made the playoffs than the fuckin Mets.
--throwaway. this would have made u lose if dog worded his bars better.

surprisingly a really good battle.

3-2 quotes in use's favor but dog had the best 2 bars of the battle.

use was way more consistent tho.

click home was a close third for LOTB

good shit bros

alpha fix ya wording in the offseason and ull be a problem

or just give ur concepts to Notti and he can word them

take away his played concepts and ur mediocre wording and execution and yall a problem

YOOOOO

NottiDog

lol

Naughy Dog

yalls success would reach UNCHARTED territorry

shit im funny af

lol v/ useless

[Notti]

Dude u have a bad mouth which is why ya past chick had a last doubt.....
....ur excursuses even worse n after a detailed discussion she knocked u flat out
I got caged rage, when u lose hell knows ill harm ya
After I make UCL ima break ur elbows w/ an armbar
Ok ill admit he's at the bottom of top tier but you the hated type
don't get ya ego inflated guy, a solid punch'd drop him tumid tier n he'll get inflamed n die

Overall- Felt you had some good wordplay here as well but the wording and execution of the punch just fell alil flat to me.

vs

I'm awesome kid. anyone thinks ur sick, they've lost their shit...
don't hassle HOF...if ur a night writer kit would drive off a cliff.
I'll slaughter ur whole family, make u watch as a total warning...
then show al gore that'll fuck his whole world up like global warming.
u need help writing, this dude's the worse...
bring ur click home, cuz that's what everyone does half way thru ur verse.

Overall- Not too many haymakers in this verse, but you did have line of the battle. I felt like you had not many misses at all, a lot of ok lines and a few hard hitters. Useless had the better wording in this battle and the consistency factor. Not a bad read at all as a battle tho, good job fellas.

v/ Useless for consistency and wording and LOTB

[Wuxia]

Dude u have a bad mouth which is why ya past chick had a last doubt.....
....ur excursuses even worse n after a detailed discussion she knocked u flat out

☆☆☆☆☆ (dope wp, great delivery)

I got caged rage, when u lose hell knows ill harm ya
After I make UCL ima break ur elbows w/ an armbar

☆☆☆☆☆ (another nice wp, although the "L" in acronyms wp has been used excessively for years, I'll give you a pass)

Fuckin cheapskate ain't a champ even ya girl knows its true
In top rankings, you'll forever bibelot the best wen buyin her gold n jewels

☆☆☆☆☆ (damn your wp so far has been crisp, "be-blow" and "be below" is somewhat of a force but I'll let it slide as there is emphasis on the "biBelot")

Faggot get your crew behaving probably, bunch a clowns I'll get the cannon
if don't get ur act together I'll trapeze circus freaks gowns and pet a camel

☆☆☆ ("gowns and pet a camel" kind of ruined the bar for me, but you get credit for the overall structure of the concept from the setup to the closer up until the aforementioned portion)

Ok ill admit he's at the bottom of top tier but you the hated type
don't get ya ego inflated guy, a solid punch'd drop him tumid tier n he'll get inflamed n die

☆☆☆ (nice wp but I didn't think you capitalized on it well enough as I don't see how him being swollen (tumid) from the punch would make him die, perhaps if you further elaborated on where you punched him to highlight the severity of the injury, I mean I know you said you would drop him to mid-tier but that still doesn't clarify the swollen/inflamed aspect for me)


You are gay n like the freckled kind, u'll get drunk in class as a kid n get lead by troy
N you swallowed a lot of gin durin class, that explains ur love for red head boys

☆ (thought you missed with this)

Now u on them home invasions but u lazy so I test ya faith
I keep the piece beneath my pillow n wen u feel a slugabed be ya final restin place

☆☆☆☆☆ (creative bar, I would of tweaked it to say "feel this slugabed" instead of "a slugabed")

I'll admit, he sexing stars. but its the men that he doing...
U wanna talk car machine got aids, and ur ass probably delivered it to em.

☆☆☆☆☆ (I'll let "car machine" slide, not the wp bc it was fresh, but the term "car machine" lmao, dope reference and wp)

I'm awesome kid. anyone thinks ur sick, they've lost their shit...
don't hassle HOF...if ur a night writer kit would drive off a cliff.

☆☆☆☆☆ (funny stuff and recognizable reference)

I was seeding matches n knew i wouldn't have to try this week...
bottom feeding fgt- aka aloha, this match is pretty much a bye for me.

☆☆☆☆☆ (nice)

u a dirt person in disguise, errything at my place is on fleek...
see how this herb-been livin, I did the world a favor planting his face in concrete.

☆☆☆ (the played wp dropped the rating but the flip on the concept was solid enough to keep it where it's at)

I'll slaughter ur whole family, make u watch as a total warning...
then show al gore that'll fuck his whole world up like global warming.

☆☆☆ (I've seen this wp on Allen Knight and Alvin Karpis so freaking much it just negated it a bit, you still get credit for being against somebody who I haven't seen it used on and the overall concept)

u need help writing, this dude's the worse...
bring ur click home, cuz that's what everyone does half way thru ur verse.

☆☆☆ (setup left more to be desired and I don't see where "bring your click home" is supported other than the final portion of the bar)

al never no shows n got more losses than wins, I must confess...
I'm more shocked u made the playoffs than the fuckin Mets.

☆☆☆☆☆ (you know, this could be regarded as a straightforward bar with not much creativity, but I roflzed bc it's true both ways)

Wow. This battle was actually fire. You both had the same amount of ☆☆☆☆☆'s. Some outstanding material, especially from alphadog. Damn good effort, man. What provided the opportunity to win was alpha's red head boys bar. I just wasn't feeling it like the rest of his stuff.

This was close and easily the best battle I've read so far.

v-useless

[Ryno]

Bibelot, tumid

Vs

Aloha, urban, al gore

V/useless. I think even his misses were better. Alph drops an ok verse though. Nice to see him improve