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Thread: LLL WEEK 9: ROAST FEST (SALAMANDER) - CLOSED

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    Re: LLL WEEK 9: ROAST FEST (SALAMANDER)

    How he on juice? this dudes not even big,
    If u think that, u need to ask ya self do u even lift.
    Ur rednecks n proud fag it's obscene but significant
    Swhy When u pull on each other's heart strings, it's sounds like a scene from deliverance
    Nowadays an Ezekiel be enough to stake a kosher death
    Left ghost instead, these Dudes don't even know their dead

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    Re: LLL WEEK 9: ROAST FEST (SALAMANDER)

    got kicked off the volleyball team for practising loosely.
    now he hates watchn spikes...cuz he only makes black ppl movies.
    those bottles look like body wash with the scent of flowers.
    Now he's roid raging n wants to fight, so his buddy says let's hit the showers.

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    Re: LLL WEEK 9: ROAST FEST (SALAMANDER)

    i know the ppl there are like who brought these nerd frauds through?
    ur friend rocking a Tiger Tank top. ur head looking like a tiger tank from World War 2
    ur roots are shot. Bosley's isn't workin too fair boss
    bitch u look like duke nukem after irreversible hairloss
    on the hunt for hoes. "lets skip to the trail , mane"
    u tryin to fly under the radar n ur fkn nose look like a prototypical stealth plane
    I said that was a watch b4. is it ok if I took it back?
    that's a hospital band. they released you for w.e it is that makes u look like that
    fkn redneck. his girl loves to get her berry fingered
    u got a Widows peak./ n wud kill ur wife if she exposed u on Jerry Springer

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    Re: LLL WEEK 9: ROAST FEST (SALAMANDER)

    Sippin mountain dew tropical fruit fusion crap all of a sudden?
    After this Only Faith Hill ever have...is whacking it to her husband
    Two muppets only claiming to be friends... the gay Bert & Ernie here
    You're version of Open Arms & that queer tattoo could ruin Journeys career
    A campground for Inbreeding.... At a glance
    Boyscouts holding hands & pitching tents... In their pants
    Tailgating at White lives matter rallys in detroit spots
    Pumped for this roast? Only since he bent over & took that steriods shot
    The Jersey shores The situation meets country look is played fool
    Rockin Armani exchange & that fitted cap... Circa gradeschool
    Holy shiit the full metal jacket cast meets absinthe!
    Pfft You only look like Dierks bentley.. after a drunk driving accident

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    Re: LLL WEEK 9: ROAST FEST (SALAMANDER)

    my mistake
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    I'll grip the burner, act tough for your folks I'll commit the murders
    Open your mouth & it's BUCK! Ya parents get wings too, that's Timmy Turner

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    Re: LLL WEEK 9: ROAST FEST (SALAMANDER)

    u gotta v neck, n ur buddys sleeves are missing...
    obv y'all make enuff poor decisions to put the salvation army out of business.
    u gotta pug nose every thug knows wouldn't last in prison.
    u look like the bizarro letterman, nose so small u can't smell what ur missing.
    Last edited by A. Diction; September 25th, 2015 at 10:15 AM

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    Re: LLL WEEK 9: ROAST FEST (SALAMANDER) - CLOSED

    Congratulations to @useless !!

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    got kicked off the volleyball team for practising loosely.
    now he hates watchn spikes...cuz he only makes black ppl movies.
    Runner up: @muff the monolith;

    lol this douche don't deserve life. I can accurately measure your worth
    fuck that hat. try that bag behind you on for size. -ud do so much better for Earth
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    Step1: hold something, n try be low key when flexin
    Step2: go back to Armani, n Exchange that shirt for one from the men section
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    Musclebound for what? You can tell that he's fake
    Cuz i'll remove sal lid n leave em in a vegetable state
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    salamander? ur soft as a croissant. all flakey w/ butter n goo
    but yo.. how ur boy in a volleyball shirt but still looks tougher then u

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