LLL Week 9: Unfukwitable 5-2 vs. Muff 6-2 (PIC ROAST) - MUFF WINS

[A. Diction]

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@Unfukwitable @muff

[Attack of the Muff]

again.

yeah

[Unfukwitable]

yea 16 is solid with me

[Amen]

I got another OLD SCHOOL PIC if ya' need one?

http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/...s/image_11.jpg

I'm the one in the middle, young Amen. (I was 16) hahaha.

Another wife beater flick, fuck you MUFF!

[Attack of the Muff]

lmaoooooo

@UnFuckWitAble

im thinkin like 20 homie. im doin it on amen's pic

iono wanna surprise u if I drop early n its 4 more lines

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@Unfukwitable

[Unfukwitable]

20s alot for a pic but Ima try

[Attack of the Muff]

http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/...s/image_11.jpg

lol amen's flexin. that attire makes me grieve within
and that bandana being snug as fuk? lets me kno ur hairline was even receding then
that white dude is hilarious tho. like he meant to be stupid
are those shorts or a skirt? either way he dress like a bitch from the Temperance Movement
^lol he legit slow. henna tally marks on his arm? thats the worst gay
i bet he washes them off one at a time like "25 Moarrrrr untill my birthdayyyyyyy" (yay)
i took a look at ur pose n i was slumped w/ the giggles
Like "i got that FIRE right here DAWG!" open up his palm n there aint nothin but skittles
str8 dance class niggas. fgts be on that doo wop swerve
i aint mean to be extra. but u niggas look like some extras from You Got Served
lol amen talm bout his Team'll see me? butttt im hardly budgin
how u tryin to Step, Brother when ur boy look like John C reilly's retarded cousin
omggggg burn my eyes. give me the cyclops route
see i like to 'Kid' n play'. YOU like to take pics w/ the nigga b4 he grew his hightop out
i saw homies^ Ink n i twitched w/ some guilt
i always heard of "die by the sword". but bro got a tat of a popsicle stick w/ a hilt


16 fk it

[Unfukwitable]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...psyeilof0l.jpg

U Usually Showcase Bad Lines,Ur Text fulla Frail Raps!;
But This Pic Proves Ur Pen was Inspired by Ur friends Mexican Jail tats.
Amen, Ur Attire Has Me Wonderin if U Bargain w/ Slaves;
U have the Worst Shorts In History, Since Iphone Chargers was made.
Gang Flag ova ya Bean as if Ur Peers is Known for Lead;
Masterin The Bandana Folds, Only Way U're Feeling Top Tier & Over Heads.
I wear Wifebeaters to reel Freaks on these ILL Streets;
Meanwhile Ur Only Perks From the Tank Require Call Of Duty Kill Streaks.
I Wanna Protest this Aztec Trash Text & Stop this Lame;
We Can't Stomach that Mexicans Flow, &Montezuma's Revenge Is Not to Blame.
All them Muscular Poses But u got a "Last Place" mindset;
Its only right I leave this Flexagon right along with his Flat Shaped Biceps.
NC gave'em a Knucklehead fetish, U was stalkin the man;
On the Brightside Now U Can say U got Knuckles In the Palm of Ur Hand
At First Glance I thought, Damn. this Pic Just Seems Stupid;
Guess They're Holding Auditions for the Telemundo remake of the 3 Stooges.

[Aero]

Muff:

lol amen's flexin. that attire makes me grieve within
and that bandana being snug as fuk? lets me kno ur hairline was even receding then
lol.. I noticed same thing
that white dude is hilarious tho. like he meant to be stupid
are those shorts or a skirt? either way he dress like a bitch from the Temperance Movement
kind of a vague reference
^lol he legit slow. henna tally marks on his arm? thats the worst gay
i bet he washes them off one at a time like "25 Moarrrrr untill my birthdayyyyyyy" (yay)
aight
i took a look at ur pose n i was slumped w/ the giggles
Like "i got that FIRE right here DAWG!" open up his palm n there aint nothin but skittles
not certain I get this reference but its not bad
str8 dance class niggas. fgts be on that doo wop swerve
i aint mean to be extra. but u niggas look like some extras from You Got Served
lol
lol amen talm bout his Team'll see me? butttt im hardly budgin
how u tryin to Step, Brother when ur boy look like John C reilly's retarded cousin
no clue who john c reilly is and not going to look it up. its a "he looks like" punch anyway
omggggg burn my eyes. give me the cyclops route
see i like to 'Kid' n play'. YOU like to take pics w/ the nigga b4 he grew his hightop out
lol dig it
i saw homies^ Ink n i twitched w/ some guilt
i always heard of "die by the sword". but bro got a tat of a popsicle stick w/ a hilt
looks like a cross to me


overall this was a good funny free flowing observational verse. your style is made for pic battles




Unfuk:



U Usually Showcase Bad Lines,Ur Text fulla Frail Raps!;
But This Pic Proves Ur Pen was Inspired by Ur friends Mexican Jail tats.
I like the idea of this I just feel like it could've been done funnier
Amen, Ur Attire Has Me Wonderin if U Bargain w/ Slaves;
U have the Worst Shorts In History, Since Iphone Chargers was made.
cool
Gang Flag ova ya Bean as if Ur Peers is Known for Lead;
Masterin The Bandana Folds, Only Way U're Feeling Top Tier & Over Heads.
nah
I wear Wifebeaters to reel Freaks on these ILL Streets;
Meanwhile Ur Only Perks From the Tank Require Call Of Duty Kill Streaks.
this is cool
I Wanna Protest this Aztec Trash Text & Stop this Lame;
We Can't Stomach that Mexicans Flow, &Montezuma's Revenge Is Not to Blame.
nah, plus not a real diss to the pic
All them Muscular Poses But u got a "Last Place" mindset;
Its only right I leave this Flexagon right along with his Flat Shaped Biceps.
I might be missing something but nahhh
NC gave'em a Knucklehead fetish, U was stalkin the man;
On the Brightside Now U Can say U got Knuckles In the Palm of Ur Hand
I don't remember him having a knucklehead fetish though but I like the idea
At First Glance I thought, Damn. this Pic Just Seems Stupid;
Guess They're Holding Auditions for the Telemundo remake of the 3 Stooges.
lol

Overall this was cool but kinda lacked that humor



Good battle fellas I think from my breakdown I have Muff winning here..


MVGT Muff

[Notti]

i took a look at ur pose n i was slumped w/ the giggles
Like "i got that FIRE right here DAWG!" open up his palm n there aint nothin but skittles
str8 dance class niggas. fgts be on that doo wop swerve
i aint mean to be extra. but u niggas look like some extras from You Got Served
lol amen talm bout his Team'll see me? butttt im hardly budgin
how u tryin to Step, Brother when ur boy look like John C reilly's retarded cousin
omggggg burn my eyes. give me the cyclops route
see i like to 'Kid' n play'. YOU like to take pics w/ the nigga b4 he grew his hightop out

Overall- Started kinda slow, and heated up a lot in the middle to the end. Closer was weak.

vs

Amen, Ur Attire Has Me Wonderin if U Bargain w/ Slaves;
U have the Worst Shorts In History, Since Iphone Chargers was made
I wear Wifebeaters to reel Freaks on these ILL Streets;
Meanwhile Ur Only Perks From the Tank Require Call Of Duty Kill Streaks
At First Glance I thought, Damn. this Pic Just Seems Stupid;
Guess They're Holding Auditions for the Telemundo remake of the 3 Stooges.

Overall- Real up and down verse here.

v/ Muff for 1 more quotable

[Attack of the Muff]

can we get some votes thx

[A. Diction]

lol amen's flexin. that attire makes me grieve within
and that bandana being snug as fuk? lets me kno ur hairline was even receding then
--- lol good opener. the hairline shit gettn played with him tho.......
that white dude is hilarious tho. like he meant to be stupid
are those shorts or a skirt? either way he dress like a bitch from the Temperance Movement
--- not sure what a movement against alcohol has to do with wearing a skirt. I get the angle but it doesn't so much for me........
^lol he legit slow. henna tally marks on his arm? thats the worst gay
i bet he washes them off one at a time like "25 Moarrrrr untill my birthdayyyyyyy" (yay)
--- lmao this stupid.....
i took a look at ur pose n i was slumped w/ the giggles
Like "i got that FIRE right here DAWG!" open up his palm n there aint nothin but skittles
--- I don't get the reference....sorry......
str8 dance class niggas. fgts be on that doo wop swerve
i aint mean to be extra. but u niggas look like some extras from You Got Served
--- lmao this is fire.......
lol amen talm bout his Team'll see me? butttt im hardly budgin
how u tryin to Step, Brother when ur boy look like John C reilly's retarded cousin
--- nah, coulda flipped better. let down tbh..........
omggggg burn my eyes. give me the cyclops route
see i like to 'Kid' n play'. YOU like to take pics w/ the nigga b4 he grew his hightop out
--- lmao aite.........
i saw homies^ Ink n i twitched w/ some guilt
i always heard of "die by the sword". but bro got a tat of a popsicle stick w/ a hilt
--- I thought it was a cross. Even if its a sword this is ehhh.....


Vs.


U Usually Showcase Bad Lines,Ur Text fulla Frail Raps!;
But This Pic Proves Ur Pen was Inspired by Ur friends Mexican Jail tats.
--- lol aite...........
Amen, Ur Attire Has Me Wonderin if U Bargain w/ Slaves;
U have the Worst Shorts In History, Since Iphone Chargers was made.
--- fire.......
Gang Flag ova ya Bean as if Ur Peers is Known for Lead;
Masterin The Bandana Folds, Only Way U're Feeling Top Tier & Over Heads.
--- not feeln.........
I wear Wifebeaters to reel Freaks on these ILL Streets;
Meanwhile Ur Only Perks From the Tank Require Call Of Duty Kill Streaks.
--- lol aite...it lost a lil quality this cuz u just said tank, instead of tank top. Its obv what u mean but still. Anyway I still like it, thought it was nice actually...........
I Wanna Protest this Aztec Trash Text & Stop this Lame;
We Can't Stomach that Mexicans Flow, &Montezuma's Revenge Is Not to Blame.
--- nahhh.........
All them Muscular Poses But u got a "Last Place" mindset;
Its only right I leave this Flexagon right along with his Flat Shaped Biceps.
--- what's a flexagon? I don't get it.........
NC gave'em a Knucklehead fetish, U was stalkin the man;
On the Brightside Now U Can say U got Knuckles In the Palm of Ur Hand
--- nahh cmon this is played on knuckle head, just cuz u use it here with a pic reference doesn't make it any less played........
At First Glance I thought, Damn. this Pic Just Seems Stupid;
Guess They're Holding Auditions for the Telemundo remake of the 3 Stooges.
--- lmao good closer...........


Overall: this is super close, both were hit n miss. When they hit, they hit hard tho. But when they missed, they missed bad lol. I got it tied at 4 quotes a piece, I think Imma have to go with muff cuz he didn't fall of for any long period of lines, if he had a miss the next line was good. The beginning of unfuks verse was nice but it fell off for a few lines till the closer. I hate to vote against my tag partner, plz forgive me.

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