1-2 PUNCH LEAGUE PLAYOFFS E-ZINE
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INTRO
Pretty good bars last week prior to getting into these playoffs. Proud of a few cats who actually brought the heat and wanted to try this week. And for the small handful of you who didn’t show up and show out, that’s you’re not in the playoffs nigga!!! Lets get into this mag tho…
SEASON ENDING RECORDS
CHAMPION
@Enbombz 8-3
@Letterman 8-1
@Sour Cig 8-1
@Barcotic 6-2
@KnowP 6-5
@Joe Boston 5-5-1
@Nahlidge 5-6
@Bomb Bar'd 4-3
@Fresh 4-4
@Toil 4-3
@alphadog 4-7
@Unfukwitable 3-3
@JoHnNy bLaZe 2-3
@ILLunatic 1-2
@Notti 0-2
@fastforwords 0-2
SEASONS BEST RECORD:
LETTERMAN 8-1
Easily one of the best battlers in the history of RB. This dude is mad flames every single week. Soo glad he stuck around and gave everyone a run for their money. Vets like this make leagues worth being apart of. Someone like this makes it fun when the underdog wins. But props to my dog for sticking it out!
Runner-up: Sour Cig 8-1
SEASONS LONGEST CHAMP:
LETTERMAN
This dude had a streak that rivals any dirty underwear. He was kicking ass left n right for several weeks straight. Hats off to this brother right here. Thanks for making this a better league fam.
SEASONS SHORTEST REIGN:
BOMB BAR’D
He snuck through the back door and killed the title holder. Had us all caught off guard and surprised and stunned for days. However, not long after he crept in the backdoor, he caught a mean uppercut and was tossed tf out the building. Either way, he champed the league! More than what most can say!
SEASONS MOST IMPROVED:
ALPHADOG
Gotta say, he really came through at the end of the season and started dropping some bars that were actually worth reading for once. Not only that, but collected a win against a good opponent. Keep at it my dude. You’ll get that title shot soon enough.
SEASONS MOST UNDERRATED:
UNFUKWITABLE
My dude had some flamers that got slept on and because of the way votes happened, I feel he got punked out a few wins this season. Looking forward to seeing what he does in the playoffs.
SEASON SIGNED OUT SHINE:
FRESH
One of the leagues more polished battlers that could of cause some problems if he hadn’t got arrested and was forced out the league. Hope all is ok with that elderly molestation charge fam. Those old ladies be throwing those tits around like long ass water ballons. Wasn’t your fault though. #freefresh2016
REVIEW
CHAMP MATCH: Bomb Bar’d vs Enbombz
Battle of the bombs where Bar’d got blew up! Congrats to the new and final champ of the regular season! Good bar fam!
CONTENDERS MATCH: Sour Cig vs Unfuk
Not sure why we even had this match since playoffs were next up. Anyway Unfuk couldn’t out match Sours ability to sway the crowd. Good match tho.
Joe vs Bar
Joe’s stretched wording killed his punch again, but Bar had it in the bag with his haymaker anyway. Easy walk away for Bar.
Johnny vs Blaze
Not the best bars from both here. Kinda hesitated to vote cause I had no clue wtf they were talking about in this battle. Toil took it tho.
KnowP vs ill
I thought I had ill with a personal and flip with the Prince reference but after reading his, I thought he may have gotten me. Battle of the week right here though. Good ish my nig!
***UPSET ALERT***
Alpha vs Notti
Alpha surprised the hell out of me with this flip and apparently Notti was caught of guard and got bodied too. Good stuff from both tho.
Nahlidge vs Fastforwords
Fast had some net issues which prevented him from competing. We’re just happy Nahlidge didn’t piss himself and duck like he did against me last week
PLAYOFF PREVIEWS
KnowP vs Toil
Two heavy hitters here. Looking forward to the competition. Should be a photo finish. G’luck faggot!
Enbombz vs Illunatic
If ill drops his bests work, then Enbombz is going home early like the Pistons. Should be a good battle though. Don’t sleep on it.
Johnny vs Joey
Two battlers that struggle with wording. But Joe has the better concepts soo if Johnny don’t get personal, he may be walking home in his birthday suit.
Bomb Bar’d vs Pavonia
Not sure how my nigga Pav snuck in the playoffs, but he’s no slouch. Bomb better bring his A game he can kiss next week goodbye.
Notti vs Fastforwords
Notti should get an easy win here unless FFW pulls a grenade out his girdle. We shall see!
Alphadog vs Letterman
Letterman better not roll over against the dog. He’s been climbing and is taking niggas out like a desperate thot!
Nahlidge vs Sour
Cig brings the pain every weak, but Nahlidge can drop a haymaker too soo this may be the best battle of the round. Don’t let us down!
Barcotic vs Unfukwitable
Another good match up right here. Both usually drops dope bars that I mess wit but bar has the ability to stay consistent between the two. But I don't expect Unfuk to lay down.
WTF
Wtf @ Steph Curry being out for the season possibly
Wtf @ stevie wonder saying he saw prince last time they spoke
Wtf @ Baby going off on Char cause he didn’t put “respekk” on his name
Wtf @ paviona getting a first round bid without battling all season
Wtf @ the LLL starting at the perfect time for once
Wtf @ there being like 5 champs in an 11 round season
Wtf @ killing spree not getting a cypher this week
Wtf @ illunatic modding us to help and then going MIA
OUTRO
ROUND ONE, LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Go hard, or go home!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIME TIME
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