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    Exciting Mortal Kombat X DLC

    Sources: http://gamerant.com/mortal-kombat-x-dlc-release-dates/ and industry inside info

    So it seems 5 new DLC characters will be available: Jason Vorhees, Tanya, Tremor and TWO predators: the one from the movies and the sexual predator and serial tattle @Killing Spree .

    RB's very own KS forced his way into the game by means of roofies, an iphone camera and some precisely aimed tattling and is now a downloadable character in the new #CryingSpree package which comes with tissues, a quart of Ben and Jerry's Rocky Road and a Danielle Steel novella on a CD.

    According to an insider, his moveset will involve the following:

    Hide and Giggle
    Hide and Weep
    Apologize
    Tattle to the Teacher
    Power move- Windmill Slapping
    Fatality- Call Mommy and Mommy
    Brutality- Sob While Speed Dialing The Police

    The voiceover for his character will be done by Mila Kunis, but there is a glitch currently where if you are playing against a Killing Spree and you approach too quickly the character bugs and falls into the fetal position where only the first three moves listed above can be used. It is also reported that when you select Killing Spree on the Character Select screen with optimal volume settings you can hear a whiny "no no please!"

    It is also reported that he has already called the police on me because he thinks fighting is "mean" and doesn't like to be mentioned in the same light as fighting of any sort. The officers spent ten minutes over here drinking iced tea and bemoaning how Killing Spree's calling frequency has sent nine dispatchers into an early retirement.



    Other than that, the game seems pretty cool.
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    Re: Exciting Mortal Kombat X DLC

    Lmao. Wack faggot

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    Re: Exciting Mortal Kombat X DLC

    Quote Originally Posted by Killing Spree View Post
    sttttoppppppppp ittttttttttttttttttt plzz! </3
    I'm surprised you didn't tag mods to whine like you usually do every time someone bashes your womanhood, to be honest.
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    Re: Exciting Mortal Kombat X DLC

    Lmfaooo this is the shit I like to see when I log on

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    Re: Exciting Mortal Kombat X DLC

    lololoolol

    "Power move- Windmill Slapping"


    GOLD!!!

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    Animality - ?

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    Nerd shit. Hahaha.
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    Re: Exciting Mortal Kombat X DLC

    MKx is so badass

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    try harder

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    Re: Exciting Mortal Kombat X DLC

    No thanks, I'm good.
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    Flawless Victory

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    Re: Exciting Mortal Kombat X DLC

    game sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toobs View Post
    lololoolol

    "Power move- Windmill Slapping"


    GOLD!!!

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    shut up

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    Re: Exciting Mortal Kombat X DLC

    Quote Originally Posted by makaveli90 View Post
    shut up
    you retarded little bastard.... when you've been trying to figure out how rap works(which by the way is easy as fuck) for ten years, you dont deserve the right to tell people to shut up....

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