(1-0)MUFF vs (1-0)The Archetype [Open for Votes]

[Donald Trump]

Due Dates
Matches set Sunday night.
Check-Ins due Tuesday midnight
Punches due Thursday midnight
Voting concludes Sunday 9pm
(all times pacific)

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Only votes from 1-2 Punch season 23 participants will count.
Non 1-2 punch votes will be allowed as feedback but will not count towards final tally.
Example of an acceptable vote:

Smog n Let in the finals ? Someone loan a punch cos these cats really need one.
I'll hit these faggots w/ so many fly kicks - the new Jordan's 6's'll have a nation wide refund.
-I thought this was cool, at first I thought it was a reach with the punch/kick reference. But I think the Jordan 6/finals reference was cool. I just think the wordin' on this was pretty bad.

Smog wears the pants. He maid ill his bitch but chances of offspring are kinda slim
Unless he wants to see decrease in his genes...every night when Kay's done ironing them
-Nice, I like the maid/bitch work slap that you hit kay with lol. but I don't think you really dissed smog. you kinda big upped him lol.

These faggot fucks ain't felt, it's obvious along the ways some massive luck was dealt...
When all it takes is knuckles to silence letter K.... or anybody tryna grab or touch my belt...
-I think you shoulda spelled out Kay, but other than that I thought this was nice.


I think smog got this. Kay had bad wording. So it was between Letterman and Smog to me. And Letterman didn't really diss Smog with his punch imo.

Vote - Smog

Example of an Unacceptable vote:

v/kid

i thought letter was choppy.. n smogs bar got little choppy toward the end..with saying 'or' twice

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@MUFF @The Archetype

[Attack of the Muff]

Bang bang

[The Archetype]

Hi...

[Donald Trump]

Ready for blind drops

[The Archetype]

Your bitch's massive gut ensures no one's fucking that slut
If anyone tried to Mack your chick... it's to label her the size of a truck

[Attack of the Muff]

Muff'LL slash the knife through you poser. Leave u encumbered w/ fear
I'll have your life Reduced Tacomas like u sold trucks 4 dozens of years

[Meks.]

What does selling trucks have to do with comas? Lol, two truck bars, mack being the more used wordplay, cool flip on the size of the bitch, neither bar was that hard of a hit IMO , both kinda cool truck flips tho.. Vote arch tho, set up connected better with the punch so a more complete bar here. Decent and ironic battle.

[ILLunatic]

What are the odds both of these two use truck concepts?

Arch literally had me laughing for a good 5-6 seconds after reading his punch. False personal as far as I know but the comedic factor made up for it.

Muff didn't have that bad of execution, but the whit behind it was not as strong as Arches.

Vote - The Archetype

[Barcotic]

damn

arch came mad played n simple here, while muffy brought a pretty solid concept executed nicely

I got muff by a lot

v/muff

[Fresh]

Arch had a playyyyyyed mack / fat bitch concept worded smooth but yeah not feelin it much.

Muff I actually liked ur "reduced to comas / reduced tacoma's" double entendre haven't seen it done before and this was pretty smooth imo.

v/MUFF

[Greedy]

Lol at two truck concepts.
Arch:
didn't like urs at all. Way too simple and predictable for my taste.
Muff:
Yours was dope. I liked the wordplay and it read smooth imo

vote muff

[alphadog]

Your bitch's massive gut ensures no one's fucking that slut
If anyone tried to Mack your chick... it's to label her the size of a truck

Meh, first of all muff ain't got a bitch lol didn't like the rhyme scheme secondly to Mack ur chick don't make grammatical sense both ways, cool concept but badly executed and not worded the best, very generic overall tbh


Muff'LL slash the knife through you poser. Leave u encumbered w/ fear
I'll have your life Reduced Tacomas like u sold trucks 4 dozens of years

Ok ok lemme begin, if u slash a knife through him he wont be encumbered in fear lol he'll be covered in blood tbh, so I didn't think the set up holds any validation, then you say you'll leave him in a coma, what from blood loss idk lol cool flip and wp tho

Both punches not very direct but I feel muffs is more attackin and more creative so
Mvgt muff

[Coup.]

arch mack plays have been played for years u kno that

muff I liked the tacomas play was creative n flipped nicely


landslide for muff

[Flying Carcass]

Both yall like trucks huh

Archetype - cool concept, wording on point, overall solid bar.

Muff - cool wordplay, nice connection to the punch. Yours was also a bit harsher than his.

Vote: MUFF

BERRY CLOSE BATTLE HERE BUT THIS FRUIT GETS THE CAKE

[Joe Boston]

felt Archetype had a played wordplay reference and flip. Muff had a good wordplay and good humor factor off the flip.

V/Muff