(2-0)Chicken Nigglet vs (1-0)Toretto[Toretto Wins]

[Donald Trump]

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Example of an acceptable vote:

Smog n Let in the finals ? Someone loan a punch cos these cats really need one.
I'll hit these faggots w/ so many fly kicks - the new Jordan's 6's'll have a nation wide refund.
-I thought this was cool, at first I thought it was a reach with the punch/kick reference. But I think the Jordan 6/finals reference was cool. I just think the wordin' on this was pretty bad.

Smog wears the pants. He maid ill his bitch but chances of offspring are kinda slim
Unless he wants to see decrease in his genes...every night when Kay's done ironing them
-Nice, I like the maid/bitch work slap that you hit kay with lol. but I don't think you really dissed smog. you kinda big upped him lol.

These faggot fucks ain't felt, it's obvious along the ways some massive luck was dealt...
When all it takes is knuckles to silence letter K.... or anybody tryna grab or touch my belt...
-I think you shoulda spelled out Kay, but other than that I thought this was nice.


I think smog got this. Kay had bad wording. So it was between Letterman and Smog to me. And Letterman didn't really diss Smog with his punch imo.

Vote - Smog

Example of an Unacceptable vote:

v/kid

i thought letter was choppy.. n smogs bar got little choppy toward the end..with saying 'or' twice

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Voters List
Alphadog
Lenox
ILLunatic
Pavonia
Pistols Pete
Spaz
Fresh
JOE
3bet
Muff
Spree
Meks
Coup

[Flying Carcass]

Piggy piggy, check

[Donald Trump]

Check

[ILLunatic]

Ready for Blind Drops

[Fresh]

@Magnum P.I. zelph pmed me his bar

[Donald Trump]

This lame'll be battling depression, facing me is hopeless I'll teach you a lesson
Cuz you couldn't be 1 up'in this thread if you came w/ ur best amen impression

[Flying Carcass]

Dom Toretto u psychotic fuck.. how'd it feel to see Paul take ur sisters hand?
ironic how last week i killed a Walker.. now im crashin in here takin' out his best man


feed muhfucka feed

[alphadog]

This lame'll be battling depression, facing me is hopeless I'll teach you a lesson
Cuz you couldn't be 1 up'in this thread if you came w/ ur best amen impression

Concept wasn't the best, execution was weak to me bro just fell flat, didn't really directly insult him tbh, no wittiness or creativity here man

Zelph ur bar was more creative kinda worded odd, not very effective here tbh but not enough for a win

Mvgt Tay tay

[Lenox]

Magnum P.I. (Toretto): this was a pretty clean bar with nice complex wording. The humor was actually not too bad, being the fact that it had something to do with Amen.. But I felt you executed it nicely.. Good shit.

Vs

Zelph (Chicken Nigglet): This was really played bro.. Like I wish I could break this down more.. But God damn Paul walker died in 2013. Son do u know how many people know Paul walker. Anyways I guess you kind of had one of the better Paul walker concepts.. But do to the fact that pretty much a lot of people have used Paul walker concepts.. My vote goes to Mag.. (Toretto).

Vote: Mag (Toretto) for a way better bar overall and for it not being played.


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[ILLunatic]

This lame'll be battling depression, facing me is hopeless I'll teach you a lesson
Cuz you couldn't be 1 up'in this thread if you came w/ ur best amen impression

Indirect punch but still made me laugh. Not the hardest hitting but was more or less of a jab.

Dom Toretto u psychotic fuck.. how'd it feel to see Paul take ur sisters hand?
ironic how last week i killed a Walker.. now im crashin in here takin' out his best man

This would have been nice in a gimmick / alias battle. I got a bit confused on the walker part (from last week) but all in all, a decent punch. A side from the name play, I don't see how it's at all directed at Tay which took away some of the zing.

Rather close here but I'm siding with Toretto for the fact it got a laugh out of me. It could go either way but the fact that Zelph's punch was more directed and Vin Diesel instead of Tay, took away his edge.

Vote - Toretto

[PAVONIA]

Both were decent. zelph the fast n the furious flip was ok and kinda predictable. Toretto, like the concept and the set up which helped the punch connect. Cool play here, nicely executed.

Vote toretto

[Pistols Pete]

1 up, don't know if that's a heaven or the textcee reference, but it didn't connect well with me. The set up came off like filler then the punch was subpar -toretto

Zelph- nice flow and great punch if this was months ago, Paul walker lines have been used to DEATH, your flip was creative and was enough for the win even though the concept is played

Vote zelph

[iSpaz]

Cool battle here fellas

- mag this bar was lollzz. Was a good bar and humorous.

- shit zelph came pretty dope. Everything tied in together pretty well.

Just preference on this one v/Toretto or whatever

[Fresh]

I liked the 1 up / Amen bar personally... Not everyone will get that probably but I thought it was funny worded nicely.

Zelph not feeling ur bar... who the fuck is paul and when did he take his sisters hand? Trying to hard to correlate things with ur concept made this generic as fuck imo. Not feeling it at all.

v/Toretto

[Joe Boston]

@Z-E-L-P-H not sure if u was trying a personal attempt or what hit me up if I didn't understand the concept u was going for. Paul Walker flips are played but u did flip it good again if it is a personal. The Amen shit was funny it took me a few times to get the punch but everyone does say he trys to 1-up everything so the punch tied good into the reference. Impact wasn't harsh but humor factor was there.

V/Tay