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    Can I Kick It?

    You sound unusually used to getting abused on a Slo Mo Jam...
    Response? Nope.
    I walked up to Hope Solo.
    Said, "Excuse me and "no homo" ma'am, but I'd kindly like to see a VIVID promo with you and your backup goalie Jan-
    doing shockers and handstands and literal clitoral laps while I jackoff in the World Cup-
    ....or at least in the grandstands.

    No offense is meant.. If that joke was too cold for your tent..

    But I'll be seated safely on the other side on this LOCO-motive
    When you ram splat into a bridge tunnel opening
    as you attempt to promote your self-loathing and faux-'Go HAM' clothing brand...
    'Facing your book's last selfie-
    screaming "Woah Shit Man!!!!" into your mobile & y'about-to-be-severed-head is strapped to a fuckin' GoPro Cam??!!!!

    'Changed like the Hope since '08 in Ohio... I'm Solo. Hans
    and Franz pumped me up & now my muscles bulge through the arms holes of an old polo
    I guess now...
    I'll crawl back underground- for a while at least, sheeeeit...
    By now people must see that's my style.

    ...Said the vocal local yokel
    yodeling- channelin' Yoda
    as his old soulmate Olga struts yoga poses tough
    ..in an oddy-knockity all white room on an orange sofa..

    This Clock Works.

    Just check out these miniature gears..
    He's been here for years.
    With a mental that's all bent on throwing lends to his peers
    And a #2 Pencil with endlessly sharpened lead designed to dredge up them fears
    And toss 'em.
    Mr. "Just Get Lost", became: Mr. "Awwwe shit.. He might be secretly awesome".

    C'mon Mr. Moderator. Mr. Bob Damma Layta. I'm rippin' up pages..
    'Gotta sage way o' uncagin'...cajun...rage.... in phrases...
    In phases...
    Wtf? You thought that- I'm just sayin' it.

    Cynical critics can get it with an icepick.
    They might just pick apart this art disguised as a nice quip.
    No bullshit- you didn't like this?
    Licensed Electrician on the job.. Yeah, buddy- I snip.

    Woah.
    2 sold out shows in Kokomo & now I'm global.
    #yolo
    Endorse these royalty checks from Wheaties
    .....staring blankly at this bowl of Total.

    Grand Champions.... kickin' up red hot chill cypherous ant hill anthems and-
    grandiose plans of crashin' Bonnaroo and opening 4Phantogram......[on- the- What?]
    Yeah, homie you better kill it.
    In that show you do, they better be sold-it's-You.
    They'll base your whole friggin' spirit & image within it.

    Without it.

    Will this script flip and inflict incisions on bitches dismissive of 90's rhythms?
    Decisions... decisions.. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... check out these bizarre...'isms

    I Reasonably Doubt it.

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    Re: Can I Kick It?

    Quote Originally Posted by OddiC View Post

    [..........some crazy shit.......]....

    "Grand Champions.... kickin' up red hot chill cypherous ant hill anthems and-
    grandiose plans of crashin' Bonnaroo and opening 4Phantogram......[on- the- What?]
    Yeah, homie you better kill it.
    In that show you do, they better be sold-it's-You.
    They'll base your whole friggin' spirit & image within it.

    Without it.

    Will this script flip and inflict incisions on bitches dismissive of 90's rhythms?
    Decisions... decisions.. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... check out these bizarre...'isms

    I Reasonably Doubt it."
    Lightly appease the crowd with
    Spike Lee when he's at his loudest
    at the Madison Square, there yeah..
    I'll scream and shout it.

    Since Master P m'm'm'made crack for me
    It had to be catastrophe unless I be about it- 'bout it.
    I speak of houses.. with nothin' but
    Stolen speakers, tweakers on couches, packets of Equal & eek-a-mouses

    Mice... and men, could be twice as nice as Zen
    Push the button, light the pen
    reefined meds redefined how tetrahydra get's to calming down fightin' men
    So I ain't about to go cockfightin' with some o' ISIS' friends
    You can ask my whitest friends, "Who's the Illest?"
    "Biggie". *Duh*
    Man I'm triple-parked beside Riff-Raff and Vanilla Ice's kid.

    I might be spittin' bars at stars until this night just ends
    Or until Facebook starts payin' us for Likes with ends
    Yes, I know it's really not so quite intense...
    But I get going like a wrecking ball in motion- woah! yikes! -The End
    Psyche.
    It's kinda like my Life depends...
    on whether or weather not I shed a little light to send
    a message encrypted by SHA-Money to your Hype within..

    Yeeesh.... fam. Real Red Hot hand. Geez.
    With a half-assed rap on keef and got-damn hasheesh... -I'm finally Audi.

    Fly-by-night white knight in a metal kite lightning strikes when the skies get cloudy.
    Everyone's best question for last... to ask... before they pass is.... ya know, fuck it:

    "WHO AM I to doubt to me?"

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    Re: Can I Kick It?

    Lmfao leave ma niggas along @torpedo let my niggas kick it cause I'm boutta kick It too

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    Quote Originally Posted by OddiC View Post
    Can you KICK it? YESSS you can... lol. Jump in the rhyme room!
    I'm bout to kick it with my homies and fuck they girls
    Little do they know I don't drop feed or votes pharell
    Or maybe I'll rape your lil sis in her ass but that's on hush
    Cause as soon as I seen her get outta daycare I attacked that tush
    Can I kick it? Hell yeah chicken gonna kick it
    You my niggas so it's only right when your girl stretches I lick it (forreal tho)
    If a nigga shoot up your shoot, cool das me
    What is the First form of the Pokemon that evolves to haunter, nigga that's ghastly!

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    Re: Can I Kick It?

    ITS EASY TAGET PRACTICE FOR THE AIM/
    SHORE UP THE FLANKS, ADJUST THE GAIN /
    JOUST AND LEAVE YOU SLAIN, STRAIGHT CAIN/
    SO ON THE MIC IM WILLING AN ABLE, FLIP TABLES /
    SPIT A FEW BARS LEAKING LIKE A CABLES, IM UNSTABLE /
    MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT, COMPLETELY OFF THE RAILS /
    SO WHEN I INHALE, IM BLOWIN OUT THE CHEMTRAILS /
    MIC MONSTA IN CONTRA STRIKING NAMES OFF THE ROSTA/
    MY FLOW HAMMER, LIGIT AND PROPPER, PHANTON OF THE OPRA/
    MASK OFF, I GOT CHA, HAVE YOU BAGGED…DAGGED, I ROCKED YA/

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    Re: Can I Kick It?

    Quote Originally Posted by AIM01 View Post
    MY FLOW HAMMER, LIGIT AND PROPPER, PHANTON OF THE OPRA/
    MASK OFF, I GOT CHA, HAVE YOU BAGGED…DAGGED, I ROCKED YA/
    You sad fag I Socked Ya with your own damn handbag
    I knocked ya straight off that stand, that pedestal - I'm a rebel yo
    Don't ever forget you blow, my man Fock your show!
    I'll AIM at your cock or dome if you pick up that microphone
    Sniper Scoped your moms and your bitch daughter too
    whilst taking a shit in this portaloo - Yea I'm crude
    I whacked off in your sock lookin at anime pikachu with the smurfy dude
    Interracial is how I do. Leave you toe-tagged, black and blue
    taped to the floor, tea-bagged your face with my burpees too
    Last edited by TJN101; December 30th, 2017 at 05:48 PM

  6. #6

    Re: Can I Kick It?

    even "mosquito's" "bite me" and sewer rats can't fight it ,
    Blow for blow - I'll skewer your rib cage while ya hearts ignited ,
    Kaid has been ready for the show that chicks give head about ,
    stopped his mouth ever since he got "clapped" in death abound ,
    those women can send a man to worse got him in bed around ,
    If she ever caught him wit another well he's dead wit a frown ,
    I got that flow believe that whats worse is you can see that ,
    I have no shortage of chicks of Double D cups I am "wee" bad (wee as in my private lol) ,
    Fresh as Harlom juice so cold that brothas want the weed back ,
    I starved em for a map of the money ask them where are we at?

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    Re: Can I Kick It?

    I'm hitting like a day in June
    hot as heck ain't it
    My vest is on all day even when I'm not spraying
    The peace will get to you
    Its good for the patience
    piece all movements from the back to the front places
    My raps look good enough to be a full course meal
    Brothas got grimey intellect that they strong wit for real
    I guess I'm the Game Keeper cuz opponents think I'm skilled
    Don't ever think you can boss me
    I'm equipped to be ill
    You get Mental loss when my raps kill you off
    I comfort you in death
    There ain't no need to talk
    You choking with my foes
    Cold raps make you cough
    I don't carry steel
    it don't mean you won't lie in chalk
    I'm like a snake
    I bring duress for even strong men
    I guess if I defied losing then hows that performance
    You'll pass out when you see the rims on my Porsches
    then youll die when the paramedics don't say you important
    Last edited by Soar Kaid; January 15th, 2018 at 06:18 PM

  8. #8

    Re: Can I Kick It?

    I’M TOO TACITICAL, LEFT AND RIGHTS CRACK YOU MANDIBUL/
    HANNIBAL, I LECTURE, THE PROFFESOR MIC CHECKER/
    IM SO MEASURED, EAT EMCEES RAW FOR THE PLEASURE/
    SO LOOK SON, YOU GET STRUNG WHEN THAT BELL RUNG/
    TO HELL COME WITH OUTCOME, BY ALL MEANS LIKE IM MALCOM/
    SO IT’S REALLY NOTHING TO GAIN FOR THE AIM, YOU SMALL CHANGE/
    JUST ANOTHER SHIT STAIN RUNNING LOOSE ON THE HUNTING RANGE/
    IM A PREDETOR MICROPHONE EDITOR SPITTING OPEN LETTERS/

 

 

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