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    Bunch of Florescent Spiders up in my car

    Man I be driving and all a sudden I see a muh fucka running across the side glass or the windshield and I'm there praying to @Raptor Jesus that it's on the outside of the car but nah them suckers are inside. I almost crashed even though I was parked for a minute, I slammed my phone on one and when I lift my phone up that bitch jumped into oblivion, anyone else ever see spiders in their cars? This shit happens to me frequently..

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    Re: Bunch of Florescent Spiders up in my car

    Those are your car's hidden power-ups. You were supposed to eat it to forge a deeper bond between you and automobile.

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    Re: Bunch of Florescent Spiders up in my car

    florescent green yo?

    theres a cross breed of spiders.... black widow and brown recluse... both mofos you dont wanna get bit by.... see them bitches here in MD sometimes... they have florescent green markings on them...

    youre gonna die..

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    Re: Bunch of Florescent Spiders up in my car

    My nigga these suckers were like Florescent orange-ish, cross breed don't fuck with me or I'll ship you a few

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    Re: Bunch of Florescent Spiders up in my car

    i fuckin hate spiders.

    this one?


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    Re: Bunch of Florescent Spiders up in my car

    Looks like it forreal, if they have those in southern Florida then yes..

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    Re: Bunch of Florescent Spiders up in my car

    The spiders and I have a deep relationship. They can stay and eat the other bugs. Unless they crawl onto me without me inviting them too.

    But in NZ youre more likely to drown in a river than be have a reaction to a spider bite. That spider look crazy tho.
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    Re: Bunch of Florescent Spiders up in my car

    Quote Originally Posted by Chicken Nigglet View Post
    Looks like it forreal, if they have those in southern Florida then yes..
    shits called a pumpkin spider.... its an orb-weaver type.... theyre harmless.... you're safe... for now... dun dun duuuuunnnnnnnn

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