Two men, one survivor.
The weapons are Kanye's daughter and a Pez dispenser shaped like Charlie Brown.
Who comes out alive?
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Illunatic loses as he sees a sliver of man-sausage peering from @Cai 's unzipped trousers and is wailed by the Pez dispenser.
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Where is @The Great Mother when I need her? She would have made a useful projectile. But I emerge victorious. Now sing that lullaby already, Loony Girl.