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    The Great Father and Illunatic Ham Hock

    Two men, one survivor.

    The weapons are Kanye's daughter and a Pez dispenser shaped like Charlie Brown.

    Who comes out alive?

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    Illunatic loses as he sees a sliver of man-sausage peering from @Cai 's unzipped trousers and is wailed by the Pez dispenser.

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    Where is @The Great Mother when I need her? She would have made a useful projectile. But I emerge victorious. Now sing that lullaby already, Loony Girl.
    Last edited by The Great Father; January 8th, 2015 at 08:35 PM

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    Re: The Great Father and Illunatic Ham Hock

    smh


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    Re: The Great Father and Illunatic Ham Hock

    I'm betting Ill by a narrow margin, if he can remove the stick in his ass prior to the bell, so's he can hide the pez dispenser there and strike before tgf can stop making jokes about it...

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    Re: The Great Father and Illunatic Ham Hock

    this would make for a good punk/rap song.

    The Ramones f/ Nas - The Great Father & The Illmatic Hamhock

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    Re: The Great Father and Illunatic Ham Hock

    @The @The

    Remember this?

    Quote Originally Posted by Throat Cancer View Post
    Wench! You are no Father! You are not Great! I'll give "the" to you though. You are kind of a thing
    You're welcome for giving you this name. I am the creator.
    Battle me. You WILL lose.

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