Hello.

**DamienThorn** · January 8th, 2015, 03:57 PM

My name is Damien Thorn and I came to be born because my daddy got bored of watching alien porn.

Prob too old for this site. Registered to get some writing in while I'm bored at work. Ready to go, who want it?

***ILLunatic*** · January 8th, 2015, 03:57 PM

Welcome to RapBattles.com DamienThorn

**DixonButts** · January 8th, 2015, 06:52 PM

Watch out for that guy.

He rapes.

**Attack of the Muff** · January 9th, 2015, 07:23 AM

"Hi my name is Damien. Damien, Thorn. Like James Bond but not nearly as good looking and I drive a fkn Ford Taurus instead of cool Mercedes shit. Nah mean. I came to be born. Like im a fetus...but im typing on a keyboard talking about Alien Porn and shit. Probably too old for this site..but I came to be born. Makes no fucking sense but whatever. Hi guys. Ready to go. Ready to tend to my garden. Damien Thorn. Ready to watch Alien Porn. Israelis and Korn. Euphrates and Dorne. Im sailing in storms. Like George Clooney. Down with the Ship. Rogue Wave. I went cosplaying as Wolverine and saw Rogue Wave. At me. It reminded me of Jamie Foxx in Amazing Spider Man 2. Cant believe she Waved at me. Really. Me? Little Ol Damien Thorn who watches Alien Porn and came to be Born? Say it Aint so. It aint nigga. Wake up Call. Don't pick up. Its a telemarketer trying to sell you Ronco Ovens. Set it and Forget it. 5 monthly installments of Suck my Dick from the Back. Names Damien. Like the Demon Child but only if he was locked in a closet for 2 months str8 n forced to watch nothing but fucking Fern Gully and National Geographic specials on the different species of Roses. Are there different species of Roses? I don't fucking know. My names fucking Damien Thorn. I love stems. with sharp stuff on them Hi guys""

welcome back ^_^