It is of substantial but not outrageous stature. Yes, "stature" is used to as a means of mass and volume since it is both noble and majestic. Entire novellas are written pleading for an audience with my mushroom. Clearly by now the reference should be obvious as I am not talking about the fungi that can develop without light, but rather the regal trunk of flesh and veins that has the capacity to produce superhumans if it makes deposits in certain females of the human breed.
This introduction to the origin of new greatness having been vocalized, I implore each and every one of the miscreant swine that roam this forum that makes puerile and deviant statements without any substantiation or accreditation to form an orderly line, single file. Each of you is to receive a splash of excellence in your mouths after having your teeth removed professionally by a dentist so I can further utilize your faces as vaginas (you will receive a bill of services from said dentist 5 to 7 business days after the procedure, as well as one for the burst of excellence-creating gentleman ooze that I shall assault your uvula with) at once.
The importance of such action is to grant several seconds to several minutes (depending on whether you choose to swallow immediately or swirl and swish) of intelligence, strength, valor, and honor to you. It is among the highlights of most of your existences. As this memo is read, by some with awe and with some who will salivate in anticipation, it shall be immediately clear which one of you this seeks and which one of you I shall be hiring as the dentists and receptionists to facilitate the scheduling processes and will be put on the payroll.
Version for Dummies: if you're going to be spewing "blacks can't be racist, fuck you for being white" rhetoric, overly emotional garbage for an event you've never experienced, be in a crew called INKorperated Homosexual Pornography or whatever it is or just act like a burden to this planet, you're the type of person to suck a cock because you heard it was called "giving brains" and therefore thought it meant you were now intelligent enough to give a piece of the mind you never had.
Post-Script- Ebola would not affect those who I am chastising (names not specified since I don't remember most of the dumb fucks names on here) since your AIDS would devour the Ebola immediately.
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Originally Posted by OutWrite
