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Intro
SO here we are again, season 18. Damn LLL has been around a long ass time but then again so have some of us. What we need to remember that it is you, the battlers who make leagues and tournaments what they are. if you do not care then it will show in how it functions and runs but when you care then so does everything that goes into it. Make this season amazing as we got some really dope heads returning like orc, bar, spit and etc. if you are a new dude you got a chance to make a mark. come get your fucking title come take your respect. In the end a domain isnt shit its something that pussy writers hide behind as an excuse not to compete. All that matters is your verse and your opponents. so with that being said lets make this shit amazing Welcome to season 18
RULES
No Shows
As you seen in the Interview with Greedy$, the was a mention of the "LLL No Show Award".
Leagues and Tournaments all across the Internet on Rap Forums have been plagued by No Shows, most disrespectfully in the Finals (*Cough*@Hush*Cough). What we've decided to do this Season of LLL, label you for your bitchassness. The following Award Medal will be distributed to ALL No Showers.
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In addition to the LLL No Show Award, there are also the following consequences.
No Show 1st Offense
Booted for 3 Weeks (You must sign back in to be entered back into the League)
No Show 2nd Offense
Booted for the remainder of the Season
No Show Semi-Finals / Finals
Banned from ALL future Leagues & Tournaments
As you can see, No Showing will not be tolerated. If you plan on No Showing, go elsewhere.
Additional Stipulations
If you lose 2 consecutive weeks in a row, you will be booted from the League.
To re-enter the League
You must successfully defeat 2 LLL Battlers in Front Lines.
Voting
Each week, each competitor will be required to vote on 3 Battles.
Failure to comply, will result in vote deductions (1 link = 1 deducted vote).
If you fail to vote on back to back weeks, you will start the 3rd week in the hole with votes (however many votes you failed to vote in the previous 2 weeks.
Example
Week 1 - You voted 1 out of 3
Week 2 - You voted 0 out of 3
Week 3 - You will start 5 votes in the hole
Who Showed up to the Arena
Professor Frost
Frost is a dope writer, I still think he is more suited for topical then a battle league but he has literally came leaps and bounds with his battling ability I expect to see him cause a bit of trouble if he does not get mad and sign out first.
Smog
This guy is a dedicated writer and I am being told he has come up a lot since last season. While trying to get his hand last seasons I know he has good bars so we will see where he can take it this season
Odd Ways
I do not know who you are unless your the original odds, then your dope if not stop stealing names lol
.Mimic
This is an audio head and his text shows that. he has bars with the mic but not sure that crosses ove to text very well. i think mimic gon lose. but he has fun doing it . if he took it serious he could prolly cause a stir
Alphabet
Battle wise probably one of my favorite battles even though he has consistency issues, unbattle wise he is a bit of a dick that could help leagues and his hobby by actually showing, if he shows he will make it to a title match.
Letterman
Another good battler that never really had to challenge the thrones. I think Letterman could be an issue but he will be tested.
Greedy$
The last time I remember greedy had bars I dont remember him having "barcotic" type bars but he had bars. I think his path will be rough but he can make it
Mr.Write
Write is a topical head and I don't see him showing any different here. if he doesnt step his game up its gon be a lonnngggggggggggg season
Fresh
Fresh talks shit to me on fb daily rofl with that being said bars speak for themself is his bars up to bar? they better be with all the shit he talks!!!!!!! lmao FRESH my dude though i think he can cause an issue this season
Harmcity
I do not knwo you, hopefully your bars are good sir
Blanco.
He si going to have it rough, and going to have to show what he is made of rather early. or he going to get lost in the sea of bars
MassAKer
Do not know you either, prove yourself here bro and if you are an alias then good luck
Skepto
skep got bars, I thnk a lot of people sleep on his concepts cuz there deeper at times with a simpler style. i think he could be a thread if he stops quitting
The Real Spit
Spit is probably the biggest name to hit rb i mean rb has birthed some dope text battlers from karpis to arche and etc but spits name is one of the most known whether surrounded by beef , controversy or riders. the fact remains he will and is a problem for anyone looking at that title
Lenox
Lenox has ok bars but i think he is going to have to really step up here
E Tha Real
If this is the one I remember the guy is supposed to be elgend material. I dont know if it is him tho , if it is then be carefl of his bars. if it isnt stop being a pretender u fuck lol
Barcotic
Bar, what can I say about bar? I known this dude since like 2003 that shits been 10 or 11 years. He has always had bars I always thought his concepts were fucking dope he is one of the best writers to come through rb imo. and I say through because he isnt from rb. But if he stays interested he will champ
Diso
I dont remember your bars very well. if you are the same diso though you hbeen doing this shit long enough to know what to spit so bring fire.
Orc
Probably my favorite writer in text for the last year or 2. bars is ridiculously creative and you can always count on orc to sign up no matter how much recognition his name has. been a hard road and he has earned his respect. if he stays and doesnt go out partying lol he will champ
Joe Boston
Boston is nice in video battles, I think he has progressed in text as well I think he could be an issue but he got a lot of warriors to go through
Galactic
I think galactic is dope and he was one of the first new people to impress me, I also thought he was over hyped at times as consistency seemed to be an issue. but when he came correct he came raw and could beat anyone on any given day
Packed Graves
packed has bars, he is cocky as shit though and I think sometimes that kills him because over confidence can cause lack of preperation.but when he is on form, he is a top tier threat
Wordz AhGod.
Wordz been around for a while and has bars, I think his wording fucks him over at times and makes his concepts not hit as hard but he has dope concepts and will most likely be in a champ match.
lOOk$
No idea who you are, good luck
Interview
Considering this is the Pre-Mag for Season 18 of the Lethal Lyricist League, it’s only fitting to interview one of the most recent up and comers as of late on RapBattles.com; Greedy$.
Greedy$, your name has been floating around quite a bit lately. Why do you think that is?
I honestly didn't know that..but a nigga better watch that lip..nah, I'm playing..but for real tho..who said something?
I'm sure that will be announced rather soon. I'm not going to spoil it now.
Who are some of your biggest influences?
Mmm..idk. I would say archetype if anyone.
What are your expectations for this Season of LLL?
I expect the new jacks to shine. Look out for the homie odd ways, Blanco, smog and myself
What would you like to see this Season?
I'd like to see everyone go hard a.f this season. No weak shit. I'm hoping everyone gives 150%. Cuz when I body somonr I don't wanna hear about how they didn't try. #noshade
I'm going to assume that is a subliminal shot at Wordz AhGod.. @Wordz AhGod. , you've been warned.... PUSSY
What are your thoughts on those who have signed up so far?
Good crop tbh. Should make for some quality bouts
Who do you identify as your biggest threat/competition?
Probably odd ways, Letterman, amen....never seen alphabet battle, but he talks Hella shit, so ima have to body dude
Meh, you'll be lucky if he shows at all. He's likely going to be the first to be awarded the LLL No Show Disciplinary Award - *Details to Follow*
Is there anything you’d like to say to the board before Week 1 kicks off?
Fuck around with them fuck arounds..fuck around and get smoked.
There you have it folks, excuses are useless. Come hard, or get bodied by @Greedy$
LLL Memory Lane
What would you sign up to this for? Because before you there was legends, monsters of text and they all stood in this ring at one time or another. This is your chance to be a part of something raw and competitive instead of looking at meme's wondering why no one likes you. lets take a look at some of the people who done it before you and some of there best matches....it's time for a trip down memory lane
$pitacular vs J hens
$pitacular
you homo prick.. fuck ya verses even when you vote ya droppin nonsense
n' dog my dick ain't a fucking pogo stick so please quit hoppin on it
really don't see what you're tryin to say, none of ya criticism defines me
n' you better make your point here, cuz homie you're like 30 behind me
I'm drastic murdering.. a brutal maiming is what happens when I'm raw
fuck plastic surgery, you're gonna need metal pieces grafted to your jaw
strollin along, gotta couple wins.. so what I hope you've bust rehearsals
cuz I'll fuck up your Stride so bad they'll wanna use me for gum commercials
I insult faggots daily.. ya timid, all that polite crap won't be stoppin me
cut the shit.. why you actin all PC when your on my laptop constantly?
Fuck politics.. I'll rip your little clipboard in half til ya memo snap
n' you ain't no republican.. In rap you're more likely to democrap
look I'm not saying your a bad kid, homie the bruising's all in fun
I'm sure you'd make any mother proud.. since you'd be losing to their son
I'm swag perfected.. but I gotta give it up n' show you some love
you're one of the best.. as far as my title, I'm just minus the 'one of'
I'm the ruler here. this ain't bboys or RM, s'the home of the clever man
n' It only proves ya jealous, always dissin the league you could never champ
I can't be stopped.. you gettin chopped cuz you ain't droppin bombs hot
I'll cut you up n' stuff you in my mattress to make you smell your moms twat
all that talkin like you gonna smash me? you can blow me you suck
you stole your name from an actor.. but you're the one that's phoney as fuck
most of your crew's a joke. I'ma pimp so every fine hoe I see hollas
while girls that jump on your bandwagon tails n' wearin flea collars
I'm damagin this geek, It don't take much effort for me to shit on you guy
I hope you been plannin this for weeks, cuz we all know you cant win on the phly
gunnin with blasts.. I'm throwin those scary hits again I'ma rape ya
Have you runnin so fast, you'll be an honorary citizen of Jamaica
don't know if your girl is black, but believe me I wouldn't be surprised
yeah you might be white, but my fists reveal the jungle fever in your eyes
got you pissed at the world, cuz I point out the fact you're no baller
I'll make your anger fester to the point you'll go bald get fat n' grow taller
you ain't champin shit stupid, fuck what you announcin whore I own it
I've ushered in a new age of text, but I'll play the role of bouncer for a moment
bitch I'm doing damage to ya ego, so when I spit you're broke slut
n' after you see my verse you'll need viagra just to get your hopes up
this is easy for me.. faggot you're the one having problems I'm smiling
dog if you want to work hard to be a loser I'm sure McDonald's is hiring
you admitted I was the best. but of course now you'll say you didn't
so I'll just rip the fan belt outta my car and furiously beat you with it
J Hens
Originally Posted by John Hensley vs. Butler 2004
So the haters can see. This is why I'll continue to call him lame more.
Don't take it from me. you all know what Lama made the Hall of Names for.
Bogus writer. Expose this biter. Spit'll hate, say his flips are better.
His ideas only turn integrate concepts, cuz he brings other peoples shit together.
Joe is kiddin. He knows he's ridden, but the kid'll just blend the facts.
From what they quote, he's supported by more gay votes than liberal democrats.
You hung on too long. His little girls fathers a fool.
He stayed after the drop off.
... like when he watches the childen after takin' his daughter to school.
Feebs, Lay, and Spit. Make it quit. We can all see they swap.
Fuck constructing intersections... it'll take aids to make THIS three-way stop.
Lay, you're better than him. He'd say it, but he's got stage fright.
If he was ever in Spit's shadow. He's standing naked above him in broad daylight.
He got 2nd in LLL last year. Vas lol, that is the whole reason.
I was in 10 champ matches bro. pretty strange we didn't battle the whole season.
Veteran's see he's not better than me, knowing he is worse.
But Spit's never looked back. now he's totally wrecked from going in reverse.
He thinks these are disses? You're 30ish, stuck in a fagot stage.
You DO realize you're sayin you get your dick sucked from men half your age.?
If he says shit like that to me, I hope they deem the bout canceled.
Shit, he never had a 2nd Thought, that was just a daydream about Ancel.
Was stunned to find, it's always at RB when this brother fights.
If your verses aren't undermine, you wouldn't be like 5-20 battling on other sites.
I'm not bred to fight with you. See, my letters have a spark.
And I'd shed some light on you. but we all agree your face is better in the dark.
You never hit your mark, stupidity has been placed in your lid.
Spit's so up and down, he influenced the bully tactics that he faced as a kid.
I promise you're not different, based off the stats I've struck.
Shit, you only have ab-normalism, because it's common for you to look fat as fuck.
You can word played lines. So he feels he's owning John.
I just consider your wording a decoy. only a distraction to what's really going on.
I know the excuse they'll make, you'll just believe them more.
They say I never beat u in your prime...cuz they forgot I owned you in season 4.
It never depends. I beat trends. gettin thumped when I go past.
Cuz you went off the deep end. and it's incredible you can jump in your own ass.
Shoulda not dropped. You got caught, you gotta confess buddy.
This verse just had enough bust exposure to influence ur daughter to dress slutty.
This kid's soft. You know it's ya fate, u'll come wack in this bout.
I'll cut your dick off, n' make Joseph-a-Kate when I stitch it back in his mouth.
We know it's true, I'm exposin you until this kid see's the truth.
That was my favorite line of yours last season. shit, and this season too.
Can you drop like that?? There's only one way to prove it!!
Lets look at some more
Kenny the G vs A.Karpis
Karpis
We all saw Kenny asking himself questions while he laid on a gurney
Like how’d i champ the LLL, but lose in the first round of the tourney?
I read the interview with Lama, and you seem like the phony one
After this your be Dungy, cuz he committed suicide like Tony’s son
Ya girl’s pic was in the Interview…if your god, she’s proof of the devil
The only time we’ll say Alpha Kenny Won…..is if we stooped to his level
She looks like she got you whipped, to the point you don’t wanna live
Maybe you should put your foot down….. & drive full speed off a bridge
There’s no more fight in this pussy, not even when i beg this hater
The only War in G…..is shooting Sherriff’s & mounding up the Regulators
Choking in the NBL, the leagues respect for you has gone down
Last week he faced the music...& got fucked up playing the wrong sound
He held the belt for a week, but there’s no way we give you props ken
Cuz your text hasn’t been sound….. sense he knocked you out of the top ten
That’s what u get for being a joke, were tired of seeing your quotes
Comparing him with CLASH is like separating the sheep from the G.O.A.T’s
Kenny the G
bitch, i'm as sharp as ever. so u know rust is far from an issue
i'm losing my edge ..deeper n deeper down into karps scar tissue
seriously, watching football dont make you more of a man
you love the D, & that has nothing to do w/ u being a steelers fan
there's no hope for this noob. lol, he thinks he's a star
but the "cash for clunkers" program couldnt even help saving this kar
maybe im predictable. but thats better than what u do to get by
my drops lack mystery where yours rely on archives of his to survive
kars a force to be reckoned with. even mods cant ignore 'em
he made his demands & they gladly brought back the elevation forum
u musta forgot how wack ya concepts are, its quite clear
i dont need to jog ya memory because ya already running out of ideas
this is probably your 5th alias. sadly, i wouldnt be amazed
u use the "i'm new" gimmick to hide the fact u get wacker with age
fuck your corny record. too me, all your winnings suck
there's usually strength in numbers but 3-0 just looks like beginners luck
ONEEEEE MOREEEEE
Barcotic vs BTK
Barcotic
Born to KillHe fell on his head as a baby, it clearly left him cracked and rattled
and while his mom was dropping newborns.. wishing he could do that in battles..
He's had ups and downs over the years but he's still willing to fight
he could explode with the blink of an eye, but girls've never winked at him in his life..
This faggot almost got demodded, he's a disease to RB and more
you could look at any parasites.. and still not find an admin as weak as Born..
All he does is post about old news and gay sports, shit's depressing
and if he ever drops raw, it just means that he finally decided to give up wrestling..
He likes the men in tights, watching old tapes his mom bought him
and he even imitates his favorites, no wonder his skill is hitting a rock bottom..
We all battle for different reasons, I'm always rapping for me, shit
anything he writes should be forborne, it's better concealed than having to read it..
He didn't focus on his verse, he was worried about his kids instead
but he shouldn't have let his mind wander, it's small enough to get lost IN his head..
He's weak, I'm leaving this 40 year old geek some scars in bunches
he tried hitting on my grandmother, too bad she had the harder punches..
This ancient fucker is prone to diseases, he's a walking dead emcee
and I wouldn't be surprised if he got a tumour.. a pyramid made in his memory..
You’ll never come close to the belt, in LLL you shouldn’t have hung out...
Now you won’t be aloud near the title since I cut your fuckin tongue out.
Bar’s such a pussy with punches, Showtime’s gonna get surly...
Cuz fuck Saturday night, we get to see a bitch fight one day early.
The raps you write ain’t worth the paper they’re on, such a fuckin herb...
You’ll never advance cuz ya stationary, <--- defines the fuckin word.
Bar swings both ways, blatant with the gay, no matter what the cost is...
Ya so much of a Direct Bi, the wholesale shop is showing record losses.
Bar won’t survive the elements; you ain’t able to keep on the heat...
S’why ya periodic table just reps how often your poor ass gets to eat.
Ya score scores of ugly whores, Animal Planet footage; they’d get stocks of it...
From ya own version of Whale Wars when you only buy one box of chocolates.
I just disgraced this waste, so I’ll help and refresh ya pride...
Be happy to assist in your ade...by stirring in some cyanide.
Don’t think this verse generic, I’m trying to relate to this bore...
But the lines about lonely losers have all been done before.
Pick you up and toss you, you ain’t a man who’ll make me kick the bucket...
Shiiiit...we all know Bar pussy...ain’t thought twice about after you fuck it.\
You want to do more then twiddle your thumbs and make rapist jokes? Join the league and show what your pen can do!!
Lets Look at the matches
Professor Frost vs Smog
I think this could be a funny match as smog has gotten better and I havent seen frost battle since he got mad last time but I am going to have to go with frost
frost 60/40
Odd Ways vs .Mimic
I have no idea if oddways is any good or not, dont remember if this is the same odds from nc if it is he will win fi it isnt then mimic will win
mimic 60/40
Alphabet vs Letterman
Alphabet has straight punches and while I think letterman can throw some good bars I dont think he can handle alphabets I see alphabet getting a clean but win here
Alphabet 80/20
Greedy$ vs Joe Boston
I do not really knwo who I think will win though I know if I remember correctly greedy is better suited for text so I got him with the hand up here
greedy 55/45
Fresh vs Harmcity
I have no earthly idea if harmcity is any good, fresh should win this but if he doesnt I am goign to make fun of him
fresh 70/30
Blanco. vs MassAKer vs Skepto
I have no idea about massacre but when it comes to bars i got to choose skepto here
skepto 70/30
Lenox vs The Real Spit
Spit has bars and is a legend around here. I dont see lenox doing anything but being practice for him tbh
80/20
E Tha Real vs Galactic
if this is the same dude then this could be a really good and dope match as they both have bars but if it isnt then Gal is going to win pretty comfortably here
galactic 70/30
Barcotic vs Diso
I dont see bar losing, with hash punches and dope concepts this should be a sparring match for bar
barcotic 80/20
Orc vs Mr.Write
this is another sparrign match, Orc is top 2 in the league right now imo and I do not see him losing at all here
Packed Graves vs lOOk$
Graves will most likely catch a body here I dont know the other writer so I dont know how good he is so I got graves
graves 80/20
Blanco vs Wordz AhGod.
Wordz should be able to pull blanco here, I dont think its going to be really close
wordz 70/30
orc 85/15
Outro
Remember this is on us, if you don't give a fuck then text suffers not the domain,the admins, the mods, no one but text it is up to us to make this shit survive and make it thrive again. You don't like rb stop fucking crying it is competition. If you are as good as you think you are then show up and battle. We appreciate every one of you for signing up but remember we cant make this dope it is you who has that responsibility. We will bring mags every single sunday and we will do the best we can to make the season dope. it takes you to make it worth it.
