Chris Kringle vs Yoda [Grimm wins 5-0]

[Justice Grimm]

12 lines, due 24 hours after @Yoda checks in
This is my check

[Yoda]

Check yo.

[Yoda]

@chris wer u at?

[Yoda]

Listen temporary stain

See you ain't drop 'Fresh' shit chris,you dirt,why ya think ya drop eloquent?
Cuz this battle smells like everytime you drop a verse it'll need a new deodorant
I'll leave your family in debt kid,eat all the muffins you got
And see every mornin your mom pledging allegiance to a new cock
Well grow a pair of balls bitch,on Wine-Oh you'd definitely take her place
Cuz you think raps a cow while you're milkin its dick on your face
Ha imagine chris in a cringle?Yeah thats when his dicks in his mouth
Cuz when he cums on RB,he just wouldn't spread out
So shut the fuck up cunt,ya think u can reproduce babies?
The last time u had sex 'left'handed landed you rabies
I'm consistent with my bars chris while you ain't where ya sitin
Cuz ur still 4-0(or 0,0,0,0) on a cartesian co-ordinate system.

[Yoda]

Links - kryme vs miracle
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show....php?p=8609178

[Yoda]

Dropping my next link after @christopher kringle drops.
Wer u at dawg?

[Justice Grimm]

Thanks for the extension bruh... busy n shit. here goes

Yoda the jealous type. Odd lil fag, n his concepts are the grossest
Seeing my skills turned him green w/ envy... n fighting them'll turn him blue w/ necrosis
He must not've seen who I was, his computer must be glitching in fear
He lacks the processing power to shut me down.. after Lenox force restarted his career
You won't even feel my second punch. I'm feared from overseas to my home town
Last thing you'll see is my verse drop.. n you'll follow it all the way down
Fuck your text! Shit's almost poetic, ur concepts are impossible to glean
I called Dagel n 143 to help me vote last time... n even they said "dafuq does this faggot mean??"
Chris the brutal artist, my fists bring pain even if I get drunk n hit sauce, bro
So a couple a swings'll leave Yoda lookin like I was tryin to paint like Picasso
Heads know I bring fire, but see yours n they rob the days of their fun
So your verse'll get the pan from critics.. n mine'll leave you shitting in one

[Yoda]

Lenox vs stryfe
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show....php?p=8609180

[Justice Grimm]

Letter and Blanc
Ill Kay and Gal

[WineO]

Yoda-
See you ain't drop 'Fresh' shit chris,you dirt,why ya think ya drop eloquent?
Cuz this battle smells like everytime you drop a verse it'll need a new deodorant
...nah weak...
I'll leave your family in debt kid,eat all the muffins you got
And see every mornin your mom pledging allegiance to a new cock
...no sorry...
Well grow a pair of balls bitch,on Wine-Oh you'd definitely take her place
Cuz you think raps a cow while you're milkin its dick on your face
...meh ok...kinda funny but still bland
Ha imagine chris in a cringle?Yeah thats when his dicks in his mouth
Cuz when he cums on RB,he just wouldn't spread out
...nah...
So shut the fuck up cunt,ya think u can reproduce babies?
The last time u had sex 'left'handed landed you rabies
...no sorry...
I'm consistent with my bars chris while you ain't where ya sitin
Cuz ur still 4-0(or 0,0,0,0) on a cartesian co-ordinate system.
...I see what you're going for, but nah...

vs.

Kringle-
Yoda the jealous type. Odd lil fag, n his concepts are the grossest
Seeing my skills turned him green w/ envy... n fighting them'll turn him blue w/ necrosis
...lol k...
He must not've seen who I was, his computer must be glitching in fear
He lacks the processing power to shut me down.. after Lenox force restarted his career
...ok ok...
You won't even feel my second punch. I'm feared from overseas to my home town
Last thing you'll see is my verse drop.. n you'll follow it all the way down
...cool...
Fuck your text! Shit's almost poetic, ur concepts are impossible to glean
I called Dagel n 143 to help me vote last time... n even they said "dafuq does this faggot mean??"
...funny but kinda basic...
Chris the brutal artist, my fists bring pain even if I get drunk n hit sauce, bro
So a couple a swings'll leave Yoda lookin like I was tryin to paint like Picasso
...meh...
Heads know I bring fire, but see yours n they rob the days of their fun
So your verse'll get the pan from critics.. n mine'll leave you shitting in one
...cool...

ok well not the greatest battle. I've seen better from chris and honestly I don't even think he tried very hard but definitely had more than enough to take it. yoda keep working on the concepts and be more creative. shit was a lil too basic. try flippin shit more.

v/Chris K.

[Yoda]

can we get more votes please? this thread is so grim.

[Greedy]

kringle
He must not've seen who I was, his computer must be glitching in fear
He lacks the processing power to shut me down.. after Lenox force restarted his career
OK, I LIKED THIS

VS
NOTHING


vote kringle
easy win imo, didnt come swinging like usual, but didnbt really need to

yoda, just keep working on it man, u actually are getting better imo, just not ready for j.grimm

[Ryno]

Restarted your career

Vs

N/A

Yoda needs better concepts cause none of those were hitting. Grimm takes it barely.

V/Justice Grimm

[Fresh]

See you ain't drop 'Fresh' shit chris,you dirt,why ya think ya drop eloquent?
Cuz this battle smells like everytime you drop a verse it'll need a new deodorant
This is wack
I'll leave your family in debt kid,eat all the muffins you got
And see every mornin your mom pledging allegiance to a new cock
I have no idea whats going on here... Are u taking his muffins or is his mom pledging allegiance lol to new cocks... Gotta make the set up and the punch correlate with each other bro
Well grow a pair of balls bitch,on Wine-Oh you'd definitely take her place
Cuz you think raps a cow while you're milkin its dick on your face
this made no sense
Ha imagine chris in a cringle?Yeah thats when his dicks in his mouth
Cuz when he cums on RB,he just wouldn't spread out
I don't know what ur going for here lol
So shut the fuck up cunt,ya think u can reproduce babies?
The last time u had sex 'left'handed landed you rabies
no
I'm consistent with my bars chris while you ain't where ya sitin
Cuz ur still 4-0(or 0,0,0,0) on a cartesian co-ordinate system.
this was ur best attempt yet, still a miss but ur heading in the right direction

vs

oda the jealous type. Odd lil fag, n his concepts are the grossest
Seeing my skills turned him green w/ envy... n fighting them'll turn him blue w/ necrosis
not feeling this
He must not've seen who I was, his computer must be glitching in fear
He lacks the processing power to shut me down.. after Lenox force restarted his career
ok
You won't even feel my second punch. I'm feared from overseas to my home town
Last thing you'll see is my verse drop.. n you'll follow it all the way down
Could have worded this so much better, concpt was ii ght tho
Fuck your text! Shit's almost poetic, ur concepts are impossible to glean
I called Dagel n 143 to help me vote last time... n even they said "dafuq does this faggot mean??"
lol not hard hitting bnut kinda funny
Chris the brutal artist, my fists bring pain even if I get drunk n hit sauce, bro
So a couple a swings'll leave Yoda lookin like I was tryin to paint like Picasso
nah
Heads know I bring fire, but see yours n they rob the days of their fun
So your verse'll get the pan from critics.. n mine'll leave you shitting in one
not feeling this

I got Grimm tkaing this prettyt easy.

v/Grimm

[Packed Graves]

Lots of statements lacking the punch or execution/direction.

Vs

The Lenox bar, other then that pretty weak showing on your end here.


Vote- Kringle pretty decisively