You embrace your pals with a warm hug and an open anus. I am not your pal so when you apply your dick skinners to your keyboard do not sass me, cowgirl. I don't want to engage in gossip about how you had a sleepover with your pal Jeremy and he "slipped out" of his pj pants so you used your mouth to keep his penis warm throughout the night.Originally Posted by Wordz AhGod.
you once walked into your parents room and stared at your fathers man sausage for an approximation of 6 hours as he slept while wearing a go pro cam so that you could view it later. The video was then recovered by your lover who is also your uncle aka The Great Uncle and you watch it together on rainy nights while you cuddle and giggle in the most faggot way that you possibly can.
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Strong. Well..
My penis can hold a microphone and rap a song about my penis holding a microphone.
MoistPuss'Smoother than smooth
You know. You know. Cause when you know, you know. You Know.
The mind without a brain\i/
Lol The Great Uncle
That reminds me of that time you had that third wine cooler and thought it would be ok to tell of that time you were in high school where you were in shop class and the teacher asked you to measure some wood so you pulled down his pants, stuffed his oak in your mouth and measured it to the millimeter. You then were granted an immediate scholarship to Phaggots Institute of Fashion and Arts where you pursued your dream of measuring men for underwear. You spoke of it with such pride, even going as far as to say you asked both of your "mothers", named Stuart and Peter, to join you for your orientation seminar.
Damn it Moist and Letter, getting in the way of me countering Words of Unimaginable Queernesses fantasies with vulgar truths.
he forgot one thing, thats not his entire name. The Great Uncle names is, The Great Uncle Happy Hands....
and NONE of the younger kids int he family like to be around him alone.. not sure why...
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impressive. but can it do this?
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you win. that's as gay as it gets.
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Thats pretty impressive. It wishes it could.
On the subject of bubbles. I love blowing smoke into bubbles. Thats shits cool.
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You know. You know. Cause when you know, you know. You Know.
The mind without a brain\i/
I bet you'd blow smoke into that bubble til it blew bubbles in your smoke hole.
What the hell happened to this site, no leagues up and so many sub forums gone
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Sub forums aren't gone, just hidden most likely. What are u lookiung for?
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