Wk 9 Knucks vs TGF (TGF Wins by NS, OPEN FOR FEED)

[King]

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[The Great Father]

I sense fear from my opponent. Crippling purple fear.

[The Great Father]

Knucks is a kitten hiding under a blanket.
So The Ultimate hero is here to take his self-esteem and spank it.

We all know what's coming and what's to be.
The fuckin dude's battle cry to men is "make sweet love to me"

The last time Knucks posted was to sign in to the league.
He must have taken lessons from Amen about how to be a bitch and a dweeb.

Come on, take a swing, try to land a punch with your butter-soft lines
This isn't a pillow fight unless I suffocate you with the thoughts from your mind.

The Great Father wins everything he does.
Knucks is a cockless mink. Fuck this bar and what it was.

This whole battle... It's a no-shits-given vs a no-show, for fuck's sake son.
A picture's worth a thousand words but picturing Knucks' participation... isn't even worth one.

The Ultimate hero hits tee shots, but Knucks is found out of bounds.
You'd have to go back to 2010 to see when his last bout of relevance was found.

Ah... fuck this. He isn't showing. What's the point? I may as well tell a tale of a sad mushroom.

http://d1euk9k8t2kc51.cloudfront.net...ection-002.jpg

Edgar was a sad mushroom. His tax refund was denied, his wife left him and he ran out of orange juice. Edgar contemplated suicide for hours... but those hours turned into 29 years! Now he realized that many things changed... but never disco. Edgar loved nothing more than disco. Fuck this, I'm bored of this story. Knucks isn't going to show, he's too busy collecting the pubes of other men.

[The Great Father]

I also wish to tell Knucks that I hope a 56 year old man bites off his testicle.

[King]

@Knucks

[The Great Father]

@nope

[SiK]

Pillow fight was a good concept. The rest was the typical TGF


You should try sometime