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    SiK
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    Season XXII: 1-2 PUNCH WEEK 3 MAGAZINE









    INTRO




    Alright so there were alot of battles last week that came close to being no shows. Though to my suprise there was an awsome amount of activity and the no shows compared to the amount of battles we had were minimal. It was definetly a nice week and the 1-2 is growing even bigger. A couple sign out and a handful sign in. Were getting close to the start of Contender and Champ matches and the competition is nice. Theres only 4 people that are undefeated and next week there will be 2. I definetly expected more. Some people seem to be dropping last minute lazy bars and hanging on by the skin of there teeth. I could expect that for LLL or SS if the person has multiple battles, but its 1 bar man cmon lol. Anyways we got some nice matchups this week and I hope for even less no shows. The Cypher was better than last week and seems to be fairing pretty well. We had some new people drop this week and it made for some nice punches. 4 pages isnt the ideal amount for the Cypher to reach but the activity in it is picking up so thats promising. We also had WAY better quality as far as punches go in the Cypher. I didnt make matchups this week so if your salty about anything PM Wordz rofl.






    Whiteboy Freestyle











    Last Week







    (W)Foul Vs GodofTim
    fag,ur chick been sayin ur tiny tim, ya dick make the bitch yawn
    cuz during sex u thinkin bout tip toein through tulips even more than his song






    (W) Letterman Vs phlegm
    You suck. I was gonna no show cuz with effort I'm winning by a mile
    I even thought about dropping wack, but then I'd get banned for biting your style




    (W) King Vs Narrator
    Its disturbin that ur a virgin, never touched a girl in ya life
    Only time a bitch feelin' ur vibe, 'rator...s'when u let her borrow urs for the night





    (W) Truth Vs TayTay
    I'm the realest nigga out the Truth you can't handle
    TayTay is so fucking fake his user title should read "Made in Monsanto"





    Allen Knight Vs (W) Amen
    Nameplays & sports bars, dude drops the worst schemes, so stop w/ the wack shit,
    I'll Admit, Allen had his way w/ Thirteen, yo... Any older, frail faggot would've gotten his ass kicked.





    (W by DQ) Galactic Vs Fresh
    Scrawny Faggot. You have no chance, I'll beat you to death fam
    You winning this battle is less likely than holding Ms P in a Kegstand





    Rilla Vs (W)Ackomplice
    You probably have daddy issues from all of them pathetic alone nights
    So its no wonder when the great father left you started calling this your home site





    Endfamous Vs (W) Alphabet
    wordz knew this match up would be murder, it's obvious son
    cos voters already know ur dead end, so it's fitting i dump ur body in one





    (L)Barcotic Vs (L)Ashtray
    We like to no show, but fuck it we suck
    Bar was to busy helpin Ashtray with tuckin his nuts





    (W/NS) Miracle Vs Seyance
    Sey's hits are weak!..... n stretched out from what i can remember..
    his concepts drag on, SO LONG i thought they were saying goodbye to ruff rider members





    (W/NS) Greed Vs Illustrious
    Im the best better believe that, ill take a lead pipe right across your knee caps
    Pull out the .45 n pop ills like eminem when he relapsed





    Mac Vs (W) Mic S
    I grab the Mac . make the barrel steam, penetrate him with shots like its em' bare'assing
    but he's no grizzly,
    i got the mac forced down doing a bear walk, since he about as aggressive as barenstein





    (W) Packed Graves Vs Smog
    your wife's a slut, her pussy is wetter then a rain storm
    after i smash the bitch, 'best grab hurricane how im leaving the frame torn





    (W) Knowp Vs TayTay
    you getting murdered, absurd this nerd keeps coming back for more
    Tay disguises himself as a brutha but gets disrespected more than Macklemore





    (Fag)Iontech Vs (W)Jakemcdig
    This dude's afraid to spit, I think he's weaker than I thought,
    Charisma's on the down low, worse than Shaq presenting IcyHot.





    Noquear Vs (W) Joe Boston
    Your having marital problems at your place your wife running around giving dudes face
    So everytime I'm in it I'm wearing The Shield cuz I'm killing the bitch like Michael Jace





    Zoshi Vs (W) Cai
    You must feel tough knowing him, so go ahead and flex midget.
    It's not special for you because he beat you half to death with it.





    (W) SiK Vs WordzAhgod
    Ya verses and ya mags are shit, but I guess theres a method n reason
    Cuz ya bars r fulla so much ass, the eye candy sections covered for the rest of the season

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    SiK
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    Re: Season XXII: 1-2 PUNCH WEEK 3 MAGAZINE

    Cypher Central















    Week 2 Cypher Champ:





    Amen





    Runner Up:




    Galactic







    Top Cypher Punches







    Fresh @Word z Ahgod
    I rock beats like God receives em, I'm deading this nerd
    and everyone'll know my jam after the way that I'm spreading the word





    Foul @KnowP
    sig punches? then i guess 2 can play that game u wack bitch
    cuz if i'm old dirty bastard, ur the toilet paper i'm wipin my ass w/





    Galactic @Foul
    You sell drugs faggot? Weed, shrooms & cain? Ya truly shamed
    Cuz the only time you Push'n Wait is in line for that new Call of Duty game






    SiK @JoeBoston
    Joes VBL showings r horrid, every round you show up n get smacked down
    You get beaten so bad on camera I hear ya moms yellin World Star in the background






    KnowP @JoeBoston
    tire flips nigga? u just a queer bitch
    im sittin on low pros and thats where u are on the tier list






    Amen @Word z Ahgod
    Remember the Gauntlet? Flamed by a rusty verse, it's a shame,
    I mean... Kar burned you so bad... Paul Walker turned in his grave.






    Wordz Ahgod @KnowP
    Amens head obstructs views but I'm leaving it caved tho
    Cos he's dumb enough to believe Knowp can read anything outside of ingredient labels.






    Truth Iscariot @JakeMcDig
    McDig what are you doing? You think you can Punch? Nigga please
    Your faggot ass is too soft to get a win in the Haiku League






    Packed Graves @Rilla
    I'm true to the green- this spic looks like the truest of pheenes
    I don't know which comes off ass more of an essay, you or the schemes









    Eye Candy
















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    Re: Season XXII: 1-2 PUNCH WEEK 3 MAGAZINE

    Week 3 Matchups/Predictions















    WK3: Cai 1-1 vs Joe Boston 1-1
    Joe Bostons wording is lacking to say the least. Cai is more of a topical dude but ive seen him be real creative...I think its goina be a toss up
    50/50




    WK3: JakeMcDig 1-0 vs Mic S 1-0

    Jake is newer to this i beleive and he needs some work. Mic S isnt top teir but he gets the idea. I think this will be once sided
    MicS 100/0




    WK3: Zoshi 0-1 vs Rilla 0-2

    This is goina go the same way as above..I feel the same exact way about this battle
    Rilla 100/0




    WK3 King 1-1 vs Packed Graves 1-1

    This is going to be the best match of the week. Its either goina be a blowout or a really close one. King came really dope last week and for the most part PG is consistent. But ima edge it to the bar i felt the most last week
    King 60/40




    WK3: KnowP 2-0 vs SiK 2-0

    Goodluck bro




    WK3: Ackomplice 1-0 vs Alphabet 1-0

    Not sure who this Ackomplice dude is but hes definetly not a newb. I wasnt a fan of Alphas bar last week but it seemed everyone else was...Ive seen both do damage, this is a toss up
    50/50




    WK3: Ah Swuh Pwn 0-0 vs Capitol. 0-0

    Not sure who either cat is tbh. toss up
    50/50




    WK3: madnkrazy 0-0 vs PureEnergy 0-0

    Same as above...sorry bros lol
    50/50




    WK3: Highenginechief 0-0 vs ILLunatic 0-0

    High is a cat from a while ago i gather...He has a record....Havent seen ILL drop but its told hes nice with it...Going solely off of records cause ive seen nothing from either ima say ILL by a landslide
    ILL 100/0




    WK3: Endfamous 0-1 vs GodofTim 0-1

    God was in a close one last week and i hated to see it go like that. End needs some work, actually they both do but ima edge this one to God
    God 55/45




    WK3: Wordz AhGod 1-1 vs DaveDILLY 0-0

    I think Dave is a topical head...I could be mistaken. Wordz is coming off a loss to me and i know he hates losing...Hes goina bring the heat this week
    Wordz 100/0




    WK3: Smog 0-2 vs Tay Tay 0-2 Vs Noquear 0-2

    I thought Noquear was better than hes been dropping lately but def has a chance. Tay needs work and Smog can bring some nice bars but needs to keep his wording in check.
    Smog 70/20/10




    WK3: Amen 2-0 vs Galactic 2-0

    This again could be the matchup of the week. There in the LLL contender match right now and i think Gal is up 2 votes to none. Both can bring the heat. If Gal isnt busy this week that is. I think Amen will edge this.
    Amen 60/40




    WK3: Mac 0-1 vs Seyance 0-1

    Mac dropped pretty wack last week and I know Sey from NC and hes got some nice bars when he trys....Sey gets this easy
    Sey 100/0




    [B]WK3: Smash 0-0 vs Soul Purpose 0-0[/B]

    Smash was or is in the VBL and I dont know Soul....gotta go by what i know
    Smash 100/0




    [B]WK3 Phlegm 1-1 vs Truth 1-1[/B]

    Truth actually isnt bad for a topical cat lol. But seriously if he tries he can drop something nice. phlegm has wording problems but his concepts are there sometimes
    Truth 60/40




    WK3: Miracle 1-0 vs Allen Knight 1-1

    Miracle got off easy last week. I also know Ak's going through some shit right now. If AK even cares to drop(which i dont blame him if hes busy attending to other things) then hes goina take it easily
    AK 60/40




    WK3: Foul 1-0 vs Greed 1-0

    Foul isnt bad, but his wording hurts him. Greed is an NC head who ive battled before...If he drops like i know he can he takes this
    Greed 70/30








    Outro





    This league is running smooth, some of it has to do with the mods but the credit goes to you guys, the battlers. Keep showing and dropping heat, yall are what drives this league. Its good to see a passion for writing. And if you are 0-2 dont be discouraged, keep dropping and if you want to elevate dont be scared to PM some vets around the site. Alot of us are willing to help. The contenders and champ matches are coming soon so you better bring your A game if you want to participate in those matches.

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    Re: Season XXII: 1-2 PUNCH WEEK 3 MAGAZINE

    Doooooope mag. You guys are doing some good things w/ the league, so props.

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    Cool






    Story bro
    Boss up

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    Good shit bro

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    Re: Season XXII: 1-2 PUNCH WEEK 3 MAGAZINE

    Good job bro dope shit

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    yeah yeah sik mag sik. good luck to you too. i feel like we got jipped on the eye candy tho. need more thick chicks not a bunch of 17 year olds. the hell is goin on with u niggas!!?? aaaaaanywho, props on the mag and cypher shout outs. ish got real for minute in there lol

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    don't PM me for shit lmao.
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    Re: Season XXII: 1-2 PUNCH WEEK 3 MAGAZINE

    Quote Originally Posted by KnowP View Post
    yeah yeah sik mag sik. good luck to you too. i feel like we got jipped on the eye candy tho. need more thick chicks not a bunch of 17 year olds. the hell is goin on with u niggas!!?? aaaaaanywho, props on the mag and cypher shout outs. ish got real for minute in there lol
    lmao.. as the list lowered more asses were presenting themselves.. I almost stopped looking lmao.
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    Re: Season XXII: 1-2 PUNCH WEEK 3 MAGAZINE

    Quote Originally Posted by KnowP View Post
    yeah yeah sik mag sik. good luck to you too. i feel like we got jipped on the eye candy tho. need more thick chicks not a bunch of 17 year olds. the hell is goin on with u niggas!!?? aaaaaanywho, props on the mag and cypher shout outs. ish got real for minute in there lol
    I dont get into thick bitches tbh. Tryina make it even

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    good job son, dope mag.
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    Re: Season XXII: 1-2 PUNCH WEEK 3 MAGAZINE

    Quote Originally Posted by King View Post
    good job son, dope mag.
    Thanks bro.


    Thanks to everyone

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    who did the header graphic?

    i asked like 3 people to do one for me and of course i get nothing lol
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    That chick in the 6th picture is bad, yo.

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