can u believe

[Stranger]

I rarely drink now adays, but when I do.. I get fucking white boy wasted bro..

i am a lazy drunk bro, i dont do shat.

dont get me on that hard stuff tho.

[Wordz AhGod.]

Im too old to turn up like that.. used to club and get drunk and lose my mind on some center of attention type shit.. but when I drank the vodka with the sprite/mountain dew I swear to god my game was Zeus mode. My homegirl said it was scary how quick my game went up after just 2 drinks.. she said she almost offered me smash just from seeing me chillin haha.

[Spartacus]

are u cm punk?

You fuckin wish.
@God of War
If you tell this dude you're cm punk, I KNOW he'll send you nudies.

[Stranger]

You fuckin wish.
@God of War
If you tell this dude you're cm punk, I KNOW he'll send you nudies.

nah cm punk is a chester that likes 11 yr old girls.

[Spartacus]

nah cm punk is a chester that likes 11 yr old girls.

Who DOESNT like underage girls? I only date girls MAX 21, youngest 18 (give or take two years).

[Rilla]

Im straight edge bro, I beat un-sober people up

[Stranger]

Im too old to turn up like that.. used to club and get drunk and lose my mind on some center of attention type shit.. but when I drank the vodka with the sprite/mountain dew I swear to god my game was Zeus mode. My homegirl said it was scary how quick my game went up after just 2 drinks.. she said she almost offered me smash just from seeing me chillin haha.

bitches where i was at on new years was drunker than me before i even started drinking lol.

[Stranger]

Who DOESNT like underage girls? I only date girls MAX 21, youngest 18 (give or take two years).

if id let u have the d ud go 8 years over ur max nigga.

[Spartacus]

If you "let me have the d"... it'd come with a twin and reside on your chest.

[Stranger]

If you "let me have the d"... it'd come with a twin and reside on your chest.

u know what I just read what I said, and I wanna pretend like I didn't say it, that coo?

[Spartacus]

So then we omit "it" or... do you wanna see "it" more often?

[Stranger]

So then we omit "it" or... do you wanna see "it" more often?

I inadvertently called my self a girl and dissed u at the same time.

thats some andy samberg shit

[Spartacus]

I don't think that you dissed me...really.

[Fresh]

This thread is an epic fail.

[Spartacus]

This thread is an epic fail.

Idk, dude...

I got a punchline or two in.