The Great Father ft mildo (Blanco)- It's Friday Night!

[The Great Father]

See me ride out on the sunset taking off gay guys jeans
It's early evening im not tired but i want the men of my dreams

I'm hitting the bar, they best give me a glass of white wine
I'm getting buzzed of one unless I take my time

Men in leather jackets here this is going to be sick.
I'm not the Nixon presidency but you know I'm down with dick

Quote= The Great Father

It's late at night, another day at the office, RING
It's my drinking buddies asking if I want to grab drinks, I think

Fuck it why not? Grab some casual gear from the hanger.
The place is a few blocks away, bar looks like a banger.

Bikes lined up out front, people taking their beers outside.
Some bitch in a belly shirt is eyeing me up, mighty fine.

No sooner do I walk up and lay down my manly charm
I hear a ruckus going on inside of the bar.

So I slap this dude honey on his heiney
Turns with a look that isn't horny, he might want to fight me.

So I say "I aint got no gun I aint got no knife
I dont want to fight but i want to be your one night wife"

Suddenly I'm surrounded by men just like I always hoped.
I sipped my wine and got ready to tug some rope.

There was fellas to the left of me... cute guys to the right
Big men, short men, fat men, rude men there.... it was a sexy sight

The one dude had a hunch that I was ready to hump.
I felt a thump as my face took a punch

Quote= The Great Father

I saw the calamity going on by the beer taps
I was pissed because I wanted get one and sip that.

I saw a gang of rude dudes throwing a dude who was clearly rattled.
I said "ah, shit... it's mildo from rap battles"

So I walked up to the bikers as I am The Ultimate Hero
I showed them how to make mildo cry, so my bar tab was zero.

I left with a woman in each arm and I was stumbling drunk.

I didn't get any dick even though I was thoroughly fucked.... up

Moral of the story- be cool, be manly, and don't be a dweeb.

or you'll be hung from a flagpole by your undies like me and be mad enough to pee

[The Great Father]

http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...PEN-FOR-VOTES)
http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?475109-Galil

[Blanco.]

dead. lmao

[The Great Father]

You alright, mildo?

[Blanco.]

this was wack, nice try though.

[The Great Father]

You tried, man. You tried.

[Blanco.]

i took no part in writing this.

[The Great Father]

Why are you denying the truth? You finally wrote something with a straight person. This is your career highlight.

[CLA919]

I agree... This totally sucked!!! ������

[CLA919]

@The Great Father your full

[The Great Father]

I agree... This totally sucked!!! ������

You are going to redo this review and you will point out mildo's queerness.

[ARebeL]

funny af

[CLA919]

@Blanc o dude way to go for standing up for what you believe in regardless of the repercussions also I salute you for being a gully ass motherfucker literally --- that shit hurts!!! Mostly I commend you for picking one sex and sticking to it too. I personally can care less who you're fucking so long as it's not my man!!! I had quite the argument with an mjb wanna be for going after my man in high school so as long as you leave straight men alone... We are cool


@The Great Father :0p

[Blanco.]

@Blanc o dude way to go for standing up for what you believe in regardless of the repercussions also I salute you for being a gully ass motherfucker literally --- that shit hurts!!! Mostly I commend you for picking one sex and sticking to it too. I personally can care less who you're fucking so long as it's not my man!!! I had quite the argument with an mjb wanna be for going after my man in high school so as long as you leave straight men alone... We are cool


@The Great Father :0p

@CLA919 tgf wrote this not me.. i didnt even read it so i really have no idea what your talking about.. i fuck with pussy and only pussy. tgf is just insecure about himself so he calls everyone else gay to hide his own feelings.

[The Great Father]

@CLA919 tgf wrote this not me.. i didnt even read it so i really have no idea what your talking about.. i fuck with pussy and only pussy. tgf is just insecure about himself so he calls everyone else gay to hide his own feelings.

mildo... stop denying the truth. You decided to come with the truth in an open mic but were scared to do it directly. So you came to The Ultimate Hero and I helped you.

Now you're being a pretender again? The only pussy you "fuck with" is the feline you and your long term boyfriend adopted. Look mildo, you're accepted here as normal even though you do engage in acts of coitus only with other men. It's when you act like a girly dweeb that gets you negative attention.