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    Lawd vs Senator (SENATOR WINS BY NS)

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    Re: Lawd vs Senator

    Here. 10

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    Re: Lawd vs Senator

    Alright

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    Re: Lawd vs Senator

    You're a dude with fake tits, who will prolly complain like a bitch
    And ask for an extension cuz you were out sucking dick
    You're just so sick, lost track if time cuz u was searching for dick
    Bitch wouldn't even be on lew if they had to take shits
    Now you'll be dismissed, booted from the league and gone
    Cuz u chose to go to your boyfriends an try out ya new thong
    I win this battle, and you're weak ass is what I'll be dispensing
    I'm sure you'll ask for an extension, manicure and facial cleansing
    Swallowing loads instead of coming up with ten lines
    Hope you had a fun night riding those guys

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    Re: Lawd vs Senator

    Busy as fuck
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    This shit will be quick, fast n in a hurry 2 ur death
    The way ur quick, fast n in a hurry w/ sex, lastin seconds at best
    Life must be a mess, a disease 2 the site, being dope cant be mimic'd
    While ya verses r such an eye swore it can start up its own pink eye epidemic
    U reached ur limit of success, when the site was fucked so dont flex
    16-0 that just shows back then u had that" I do u, u do me" complex
    All fag shit, lookin 4 hope, as a lil 1 I already knew the circle u ran wit
    Goes 2 show every boy needs guidance, just not in the direction on TGF dick
    Im out here gettin money, when I scout its 4 a bad bitch 2 get lit
    U got crew love, so when u scout its 4 another boy u n TGF could play with


    5 min key fuck it

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    Re: Lawd vs Senator (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    Senator:

    Opener was weak, be on lew? Wtf... Not sure what that means, tbh. Try out his new thong? You can't be serious. Extension, mani and facial cleansing was probably your best bar and even that one is weak/played. Closer was garbo.

    Overall: take a look at past battles dude. You tried to just clown your opp's but every attempted has been done back in the 90's bro. If you're going to go that route, try and dig up some personals. Or just simply try and spring up some witty concepts.

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    Lawd:

    Opener was weak, eye sore is a played concept, 16-0 was weak, TGF bars were ok at best.

    I got Lawd here, tbh. Just overall better attempts and a more direct verse.

    V/Lawd

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    Re: Lawd vs Senator

    Re: Lawd vs Senator
    You're a dude with fake tits, who will prolly complain like a bitch
    And ask for an extension cuz you were out sucking dick
    You're just so sick, lost track if time cuz u was searching for dick
    Bitch wouldn't even be on lew if they had to take shits
    Now you'll be dismissed, booted from the league and gone
    Cuz u chose to go to your boyfriends an try out ya new thong
    I win this battle, and you're weak ass is what I'll be dispensing
    I'm sure you'll ask for an extension, manicure and facial cleansing
    Swallowing loads instead of coming up with ten lines
    Hope you had a fun night riding those guys


    Didn't feel this was a good verse

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    This shit will be quick, fast n in a hurry 2 ur death
    The way ur quick, fast n in a hurry w/ sex, lastin seconds at best
    Weak

    Life must be a mess, a disease 2 the site, being dope cant be mimic'd
    While ya verses r such an eye swore it can start up its own pink eye epidemic
    Not feeli g this

    U reached ur limit of success, when the site was fucked so dont flex
    16-0 that just shows back then u had that" I do u, u do me" complex
    Choppy,

    All fag shit, lookin 4 hope, as a lil 1 I already knew the circle u ran wit
    Goes 2 show every boy needs guidance, just not in the direction on TGF dick
    Lol, not good tho

    Im out here gettin money, when I scout its 4 a bad bitch 2 get lit
    U got crew love, so when u scout its 4 another boy u n TGF could play with
    Weak

    I kinda feel senator droped a no show verse but Idk, lawd I could tell u spit that in 5 min bro usually u come cleaner but still did plenty to win...

    Vote lawd

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    Re: Lawd vs Senator (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    I win this battle, and you're weak ass is what I'll be dispensing
    I'm sure you'll ask for an extension, manicure and facial cleansing
    not a hit, played idea, but this is the type of shit u need more of.

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    Life must be a mess, a disease 2 the site, being dope cant be mimic'd
    While ya verses r such an eye swore it can start up its own pink eye epidemic


    lawd had more clever attempts here. i can tell he rushed but it was enough. senator just needs to get some more battles under his belt and he'll improve a lot i think. glad to see hes better than what i was expecting lol

    vote Lawd
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    Re: Lawd vs Senator (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    Are you kidding me? What's the point of deadlines if you can post whenever you want. I wrote that in two minutes fag boy drones 10 hours later and it's cool?

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    Re: Lawd vs Senator (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    • Extensions may only be granted if requested in advance before deadline

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    Re: Lawd vs Senator (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    @Senator

    i didn't see when he dropped, just that he dropped.

    u got the no show win.

    @Lawd , gotta get it posted in time homie. i'll keep u signed in though.
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