The Great Father ft. KnowP - Two paths diverge.

[The Great Father]

Firstly- so no technicalities will shut this down here are links. I as well as my collaborative partner on this piece demand it remain open.

http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...750-Confession
http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...4744-a-topical
http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...up-to-the-tits
http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...65-Mofo-am-ILL


Now comes the piece itself. Presenting myself and DoughP aka KnowP.
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It's time for another day of fitness
Witness as I put lethargy on my hit list.

Eat a few slices of pizza and burn it lifting heavy.
290 on the bench, up and down keep it steady.

Curl, squat, lift, throw, press and grunt.
Being the Ultimate Hero isn't merely a front.

This is the truth, don't start with me.
I've got muscles harder than certain people's arteries.

I get out of bed... nah that's a joke
I haven't been out of bed since the death of Bob Hope.

Got that pancake syrup and melted butter on deck.
Gonna put my heart health in Jeopardy like Trebek

The crane came in to move me to a scooter.
The damn thing broke so time to hit up the computer

Kontext never called me back, what a bitch.
I got Alphabet and Dev sleeping under my tits.

Knick knack paddy whack give this bitch a smack.
When I came home I had demanded a beer and a snack.

She brought me celery and Miller Lite... what the fuck is this?
I don't want Miller Lite anywhere near me, it's barely filtered piss.

So now I'm walking to the pub, fuck going to a club.
I'll sip ale and eat a burger with bacon, that's what's up.

Got Sportcenter on TV while I ponder my day.
This pub has 2 for 1 specials on pints of Duvet.

I'm so sad. Me and my rolls are alone.
These walls need to be knocked down so I could roll from my home.

The grocery trucks came in and it's time for a dinner.
I sometimes sell my blubber for candles so that makes me a winner.

I'm still in a McNugget eating contest from 2003.
I've got cardiologists committing suicide and nutritionists hounding me.

Got my arteries hard like 90's gangsta rap.
Cholesterol higher than where Wiz Khalifa's at.

My collaborative partner has high triglycerides.
Somebody help him, or he is likely to die.

He hasn't seen the outside world in years.
He doesn't care, otherwise he'd be brought to tears.

All I care about is mayonnaise and sausage links
I mean that in both possible ways that one can think.

Fuck you, Great Father. I like my life.
I'll keep kissing asses and being a Desperately Obese Housewife

I give up... fuck trying to help your health.

[Fatrick Swayze]

This was interesting...

A work out scenario I'm not familiar with as I'm a pothead
But the flow and the way u played off each other was coo.
Nice drop.

[Spree]

I thought this was a ice read here fellas.
Flow was on point between you to multi n the topic wa different but good shit
Stay up

[The Great Father]

Fatrick, Killing- Thanks for reading. We appreciate the feedback.

[Letterman]

Lmaoooo @KnowP

[The Great Father]

Yeah, nobody quite saw this collaboration happening, but it did. It's undoubtedly a shock to many.

[KnowP]

Just soo everyone knows, he's lying his ass off. I'd never write with this schizophrenic!

Carry on The Great Bother Smh

[KnowP]

only the first link counts as feedback. You guys will need another one.

[The Great Father]

You wrote half of this, so you should be adding to the feedback links.

[Endeva.]

hahaha... why would you pretend you collaborated

I thought when I saw the title it was a bit odd, then low and behold I scroll down and yup it's another loser move by the great father...

[The Great Father]

The proof is clearly there that this occurred, fruity. It is a throw off move to stun dweebs like you.

[Spartacus]

I liked it.

[Endeva.]

@The Great Father

yea yea whatever...

[The Great Father]

Man-loving freak...

[Endeva.]

stop with the wishful thinking