Salutations. This thread is for members who wish to pursue "charges" (as they hold no legal weight as this isn't a court of law) against an individual or entity. Input will be put in as to whether or not guilt or innocence is decreed.
An example will be our first case.
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Defendant:Falco Lombardi
Occupation- Pilot
Seen in- Star Fox, Super Smash Bros.
Criminal Charges- Loving other men's beefs
Prosecutor: The Great Father
Prosecution Statement: Falco Lombardi has shown the type of sass and snark that could only come from one who snacks on sirs salamis. When his team leader Fox McCloud was flying a mission on the Planet Corneria, Falco took to himself to find a small hole to fit four ships into in order to find a different man, all while hitting on Fox. Earlier in that mission, Falco had made love to a pilot of the enemy forces and left abruptly, causing a melee that spanned several planets. He was also seen abruptly refusing the advances of a female pilot in favor of a male chameleon by the name of Leon.
Closing Statement
Falco Lombardi has done much to prove his enjoyment of what exists in men's underwear without a doubt. I urge the jury to see the obvious in the verdict.
Verdict
Falco Lombardi has been found guilty of all charges.
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The Court is open for it's next case.
Originally Posted by Slim Faizy
Name: Falco Lombardi
