so big it brought a tear to my eye...
and i dont mean that in an OH MY GOD! WHAT A LEGENDARY TURD! MAKES ME WANNA CRY OR SOMETHING!...
i mean that in a oh fuck i think i just ripped my asshole way....
my lord....
opiates.
so big it brought a tear to my eye...
and i dont mean that in an OH MY GOD! WHAT A LEGENDARY TURD! MAKES ME WANNA CRY OR SOMETHING!...
i mean that in a oh fuck i think i just ripped my asshole way....
my lord....
opiates.
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
I heart opiates.
yea opiates will do that to you.. from your system getting backed up and not shitting like youre sapposed to.
biter
shit-selfie or gtfo.
they usually dont do that to me though...Originally Posted by Mike G.
maybe its the ridiculous amount of gummi bears i been eating on top of it...
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
biter?
taking a big shit is biting?
and shit selfie? who the fuck does that?
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
I make these threads...
next time i take a monster shit, im going to post the selfie LOL.
or I can moon the board before i whipe my ass.
MAn, I was stuck in traffic earlier and maybe about 20 minutes away from home
And I had to piss so fucking badly
I didn't even have a cup
I was borderline gonna piss on myself
[/url]
l
Sup, niggee?
Word to Barry White for getting me higher than a kite!
Last edited by Spartacus; January 16th, 2014 at 08:04 PM
*wipe
yaaa fuckin schmuck ya
Spartacus is that you?
LOL!!
[/url]
He said selfie or get out.
I didn't wanna get out.
@Toobs this might sound weird but you can lube your ass and the shit slides out...preperation H and other things will help you. vasoline is ok. dont let big things rip your asshole
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
@Money Mayweather i found myself in that position...something weird...if you physically hold your penis you can start yourself from having to piss. it will feel some sort of way but..it will end
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
......bwWZAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yea, @Toobs. Some nice vaseline, a lil roid cream, good soak in the tub well get that shit outta you.
And if you need help getting the vaseline in there, I have just the tool.
No need to rip your bhole.
Posting Rules
Reply With Quote
