Yeezianity and it's commandments

[Tebo]

So a person has now designed a bitcoin called the coinye west

and now there is a religion after him...

The “5 Pillars” of Yeezianity are: "1. All things created must be for the good of all; 2. No human being’s right to express themselves must ever be repressed; 3. Money is unnecessary except as a means of exchange; 4. Man possesses the power to create everything he wants and needs; 5. All human suffering exists to stimulate the creative powers of Man."

The founder says he holds Kanye West in high regard. “He is the most honest person in our culture,” the founder says during the noisy.vice.com interview. "He has the highest moral standards and highest integrity. He is the most creative person. And as it's typical with creative people, he gets a lot of flack from the lower minded masses. It's not even that they don't like him, it's that they don't know what he's doing because the press gives it this negative spin all the time."

[The Great Father]

If there was a religion devoted to you it would be called Faggotrism.

Christianity had Moses and the Ten Commandments.

Your religion would have Tebo and the Ten Cumming Men.

[Tebo]

If there was a religion devoted to you it would be called Faggotrism.

Christianity had Moses and the Ten Commandments.

Your religion would have Tebo and the Ten Cumming Men.

It's weird but without the 'accent' typing, you come across as just as lame. But look at the gay shit you try to think up, it's no wonder.

[The Great Father]

You're so gay that you could be blindfolded and have a lollipop shoved up your ass and you could tell what flavor it is.

[Tebo]

You're so gay that you could be blindfolded and have a lollipop shoved up your ass and you could tell what flavor it is.

How did you think of that 1?

[El Chapo]

Kanye is THAT dude!

[Spartacus]

So a person has now designed a bitcoin called the coinye west

and now there is a religion after him...

Kanye wrote that, huh?

[Spartacus]

You're so gay that you could be blindfolded and have a lollipop shoved up your ass and you could tell what flavor it is.

The concept was funny, dude.

[The Great Father]

Because, Tebo, your nickname is "mansmooch" and I needed to find a way to make fun of you for this trait by using a line that was a bit dark while both getting the point across whilst providing you with the feminine mystique you've worked so hard to establish.

[Tebo]

Because, Tebo, your nickname is "mansmooch" and I needed to find a way to make fun of you for this trait by using a line that was a bit dark while both getting the point across whilst providing you with the feminine mystique you've worked so hard to establish.

you're 1 of those cheesy people, they like to describe stuff in detail that they imagine. reading that sounds more cheesy than it does a diss. just helping you out for the future. I know you're trying to improve cus you dropped the accent thing

[The Great Father]

you're 1 of those cheesy people, they like to describe stuff in detail that they imagine. reading that sounds more cheesy than it does a diss. just helping you out for the future. I know you're trying to improve cus you dropped the accent thing

Verily thou doth crie many an evening for The Great Father to parlay in more elegant tounge, twas three tragedies to thee. Forlorn wench, why doth thee court sires for thine carnal knowledge? Why doth thee plead to be The Great Father's wife? Avast ye, forsooth!

[Spartacus]

DO YOU SEE WHAT THE FUCK YOU DID??!! @Tebo

[Tebo]

Verily thou doth crie many an evening for The Great Father to parlay in more elegant tounge, twas three tragedies to thee. Forlorn wench, why doth thee court sires for thine carnal knowledge? Why doth thee plead to be The Great Father's wife? Avast ye, forsooth!

I tried to type some shit like that to mimmick you, but I had trouble with it. Are you mixing up pirate and olden day fairytale shit into one or? Either way

You have lived life just reading those olden day books for a long period of time, because it's really obvious in how make that shit come out fluently. I bet it really helps in life with the ladies, & we all know by your name & multiple bastard children you do not use condoms, you keep it olden days

[The Great Father]

I tried to type some shit like that to mimmick you, but I had trouble with it. Are you mixing up pirate and olden day fairytale shit into one or? Either way

You have lived life just reading those olden day books for a long period of time, because it's really obvious in how make that shit come out fluently. I bet it really helps in life with the ladies, & we all know by your name & multiple bastard children you do not use condoms, you keep it olden days

The Great Father doth weave parlance from the interpretations from tales spun by sons who hath lived in ages past. As thou hath noticed, The Great Father hath a way with words that courts wenches into one or two torrid evenings to engage in sexual congress. The Great Father doth not commit to a relationship, it art not the Way of The Great Father. Wenches are but a means for The Great Father to unleash a moment of gratification, but The Great Father doth not wish to be burdened with the trials and tribulations of a full-time wench. The Great Father art pleasing to the feminine eye and doth only pursue loot. Forsooth!



Translation- Yes, I am well read. I also don't do long term commitments with women but I'm good at manipulating them into sex. I can be charming when need be (plus a few beers in me), and as an added bonus I'm handsome. I hate relationships with people because they're burdensome. I only maintain relationships that are financially beneficial for me.

[Toobs]

the fuck?? a religion after kanye west...

well shit...everybody in your bunkers...kanyes head is about to blow up...