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    Why wear underwear?

    It feel terrible.. So i havent for the last 6+ years..

    If someone can give me a downside id reconsider.
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    Re: Why wear underwear?

    If you follow through, what would you rather leave the bathroom in?? You jeans/pants or half naked???
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    Re: Why wear underwear?

    Just to have something comfortable to wear. Also, lets say one just finished engaging in intercourse with another human being (I personally prefer having sex with human females, there are some here who prefer human and non-human males. Doesn't matter on this topic)... there will be leftover fluids that make their way out after the scene. Say it's a real quickie and rush to return to normal life. I would be pissed to have post-cum stains in any of my pairs of pants, ergo a sanitary usage for underwear.

    As a straight man who's occasionally on the go they provide comfort, style, and convenience. Also, it's gay as fuck for a dude not to wear underwear!

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    Re: Why wear underwear?

    TGF like le gay.

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    Re: Why wear underwear?

    ... not going anywhere if i got the shits ha. Only time that might happen.


    carry baby wipes in your pocket. Problem solved.

    Im not seeing the comfort factor. They squish my sacks and it feels awkward. Do not dig it.
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    Re: Why wear underwear?

    Quote Originally Posted by it's Moist View Post
    ... not going anywhere if i got the shits ha. Only time that might happen.


    carry baby wipes in your pocket. Problem solved.

    Im not seeing the comfort factor. They squish my sacks and it feels awkward. Do not dig it.
    I do not see how carrying baby wipes is any more convenient than just wearing nut armor. And they make types designed to optimize cradling of the frank and beans so that is negated.

    Also, why is this Witty lady so horned for my attention?

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    Re: Why wear underwear?

    Dude wtf makes you think that?

    I'm not gay, leave me alone you pervert.

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    Re: Why wear underwear?

    Tissue, toilet paper. If you must, use the thicker inner of the belt layer of your pants to wipe and hide it. IT shouldnt seep through the multiple layers.
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    Re: Why wear underwear?

    You're a lady who likes masculine, mighty men. So I guess you're right on the technicality.

    You saw a thread about underwear and saw The Great Father and your level of womanhood's excitement went through the ceiling quicker than the speed of greed.

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    I'm scared.

    Leave me alone.

    I DON'T WANT TO FUCK YOU.

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    Re: Why wear underwear?

    Harlot! Wench! Clotpole! Dweeb! Fruit to other mens LOOMS!

    Why do you follow me around and act like that bitch in the red dress from Roger Rabbit?

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    cuz i love you.

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    Re: Why wear underwear?

    You have established this by trying to PM me adoption papers so you can be my daughter AND wedding papers to be my wife.

    I declined both by the way. I have a feeling your blowjobs would be mediocre despite your years of practice and I shall not shed twopence on such tomfoolery.

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    i like that you're thinking about how good i am at giving blowjobs.

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    Re: Why wear underwear?

    Not even. But i do agree it does make for a carefree guard against cum and shit stains. Therefore i now wonder why they make white underwear for men. Get black. The stains you know and love are still there. You just cant see them.
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