LLL SEASON 16 - WEEK 2
10-20 lines
check ins due by Tuesday Night 9:00pm PST
verses due FRIDAY 12:00 Midnight PST
MUST VOTE ON AT LEAST 4 BATTLES PER WEEK
Every vote missing will result in -1 vote in your match.
Every No-Show will result in a loss and auto-sign out.
Don't forget 1st place prize goes to Verse of The Week.
Good luck @Dadiator
Check. How many lines do you want me to hurt your feelings with?
Hurt The Great Father's feelings The only thing hurting is the mighty abdominal muscles of The Great Father from extensive laughing. At you!
The Great Father decrees twelve lines for you to speak like a common hooligan whilst being dazzled by the specter of superiority The Great Father wields in his written material.
Foul Man-Kisser, thou shalt be emotionally slain by the metaphorical sword of The Great Father's intellectual might. Forsooth!
12 it is. Fitting, High Noon seems to be a proper analogy.
High Noon? Hi, "dude", try to comply to how I guide you...
Real Spit? Your saliva contains DNA from at least 45 dudes.
Back to your concept of "high noon", I'm the Good,the Bad; you're the Ugly/Not So Cunning.
Your punchlines will be slower than this fuckin' league is running
When they'll talk about this battle, it's "Dad? He ate her"
The only real spit is when I regurgitate your vagina later.
TRS is the intellectual mute...trying to ride against THE raw talker.
We'll watch you crash and burn: you're RB's Paul Walker.
your "efforts" get an "l o l", no more security bubble; hello hell.
We should battle twice more so you can truly have the "L L L".
In this league, your lyrics are so terrible that they're lethal.
fraud and extortion are crimes, so the content of your rhymes are illegal.
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by the way, I'll save everyone some time and show the gist of what Real Swallow will be posting.
Originally Posted by The Real Spit
How cute.
I'll even mimic your little format and show you how to do it right, just to add insult to injury.
Quoting people, changing verbiage. Infect sites & sorely need to be murdered.
everything you EVER posted was a direct bite (that was poorly reworded)
must drink a TON of "Manly" beer to think you're crazy with the writes
how can you diss "wine muscles" wtf you're the biggest crybaby on the site
right?
Just killed your freshness. watch you expire fag.
Barcotics bad but you're the only bitch I know flipped an ENTIRE MAG
listen kitten. you're nothing. every week I keep gunnin through
people hate me cuz I'm a Legend. People hate you because you're YOU.
a fucking joke. maybe someday you'll make it with your garbage
you're funny, but in the Meantime I'm the fucking King of harshness
who's HOT mother fucker look this isn't stunts it's shaming
yeah you're bringing the heat, you really turn it up when it comes to flaming
Oh and I asked a respected authority about your "Manly" statements, and you know what he told me?
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bringing the expectations down a little bit with the quotables here
TRS is the intellectual mute...trying to ride against THE raw talker.
We'll watch you crash and burn: you're RB's Paul Walker.
your "efforts" get an "l o l", no more security bubble; hello hell.
We should battle twice more so you can truly have the "L L L".
vs.
must drink a TON of "Manly" beer to think you're crazy with the writes
how can you diss "wine muscles" wtf you're the biggest crybaby on the site
listen kitten. you're nothing. every week I keep gunnin through
people hate me cuz I'm a Legend. People hate you because you're YOU.
a fucking joke. maybe someday you'll make it with your garbage
you're funny, but in the Meantime I'm the fucking King of harshness
and for the extra credit at the end of each verse. i'd say spit takes that one.
v/ spit, more clever and personal.
She said I could sleep on the couch
By 2 am, I was diggin her out
High Noon? Hi, "dude", try to comply to how I guide you...
Real Spit? Your saliva contains DNA from at least 45 dudes.
TRS is the intellectual mute...trying to ride against THE raw talker.
We'll watch you crash and burn: you're RB's Paul Walker.
vs
Quoting people, changing verbiage. Infect sites & sorely need to be murdered.
everything you EVER posted was a direct bite (that was poorly reworded)
Just killed your freshness. watch you expire fag.
Barcotics bad but you're the only bitch I know flipped an ENTIRE MAG
was being pretty liberal with the quotes, expected a lot more from spit tbh... if spit reworded a bar or two he would have gained another quotable or two.. regardless his non quotes/misses hit harder and he had a more consistent verse than dadiator.. dadiator's first bar was pretty dope, second one i quoted was done in jest due to it being a current event punch and being somewhat relevant with okay execution.. anyway.. mvgt to spit for less misses and having a more consistent verse. take it or leave it
High Noon? Hi, "dude", try to comply to how I guide you...
Real Spit? Your saliva contains DNA from at least 45 dudes.
lol, but no
Back to your concept of "high noon", I'm the Good,the Bad; you're the Ugly/Not So Cunning.
Your punchlines will be slower than this fuckin' league is running
no
When they'll talk about this battle, it's "Dad? He ate her"
The only real spit is when I regurgitate your vagina later.
played
TRS is the intellectual mute...trying to ride against THE raw talker.
We'll watch you crash and burn: you're RB's Paul Walker.
good
your "efforts" get an "l o l", no more security bubble; hello hell.
We should battle twice more so you can truly have the "L L L".
played
In this league, your lyrics are so terrible that they're lethal.
fraud and extortion are crimes, so the content of your rhymes are illegal.
no
vs
Quoting people, changing verbiage. Infect sites & sorely need to be murdered.
everything you EVER posted was a direct bite (that was poorly reworded)
okay
must drink a TON of "Manly" beer to think you're crazy with the writes
how can you diss "wine muscles" wtf you're the biggest crybaby on the site
played
Just killed your freshness. watch you expire fag.
Barcotics bad but you're the only bitch I know flipped an ENTIRE MAG
ironic, no
listen kitten. you're nothing. every week I keep gunnin through
people hate me cuz I'm a Legend. People hate you because you're YOU.
lol
a fucking joke. maybe someday you'll make it with your garbage
you're funny, but in the Meantime I'm the fucking King of harshness
self glory, didn't hit
who's HOT mother fucker look this isn't stunts it's shaming
yeah you're bringing the heat, you really turn it up when it comes to flaming
eh
v/Spit
So you know others who go by Dadiator? Not likely.
I was obv talking about the spit concept
Fuck this. These assholes are half-assing their votes. The only one that's even a quarter-way respectable is Sobe's. I entered this knowing that I'd get voted against regardless of the content.
Take the win, Spit. I'd rather have this count as a thousand losses than read another one of these inbred fucks' 20-second votes.
Closed again at Dadiators request, he will not accept further votes.
Spit Wins (2-0)
Dadiator loses (0-1)
Last edited by $pitacular; December 4th, 2013 at 02:03 PM
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