I wish to challenge someone to a 4 battle battle...
BUT...
You will have no restrictions. I, on the other hand, will be utilizing 16th-17th century dialect English.
Why?
Why not? Fuck ordinary stuff. Don't mistake this as charity case... I want whomever accepts to put forth a valiant effort. One that shall be met with overwhelming force from a dialect that has been void from the modern English language for centuries.
Any takers?