I'm a motherfucking mortitian

[Ronhill]

Yeah

what

reppin cemetery 513
rippin out your kidneys faster than bruce lee
yeah im a motherfucking mortitian
i enjoy the stench of decomposition
emptying you out like a polititian
i get payed 500 euros a month
to stick my gloves up some sweaty cunt
sometimes when im broke with a tiny looking stack
ill sell dead people's livers to junkies on crack
my mates call me the necromancer
because ill clean their ass holes when they die from cancer
did i mention that im also a necrophiliac
sometimes i grab a dead chick's rack
dumping her organs on a local pig farm
sliding my cock against her while shes still warm

fuck it
i lied
my name is actually stan
and im a fucking bicycle repair man
when your motherfucking bike is broken make sure to call
ill fix it in a minute and youre ready to roll
driving your bike is really fucking healthy
and unless youre a cop
i have a bike repair garage make sure to stop

peace out niggaz

[52pickup]

This is funny.

From a lyrical standpoint, though, some lines contain a lot more syllables than others. Unless you have a really unique way of spitting out the words quickly, it would sound disjointed.

[TheNBT]

Haha this shit is dumb as hell but it rhymes and you proved your point..
My favorite line, "fuck it
i lied
my name is actually stan
and im a fucking bicycle repair man"

[Manny Haze]

I think it was funny. I deff hear eminem in your ryhmes (some what). Like our other RB friends up there said you might have to work on those syllables. Then again some pieces sound different when they're actually on wax. I would like to hear more from you though!