So I'm chilling watching the fight
Watching that Chinese nigga Pacquiao getting rocked by my homie Marquez (PAC don't want it with Money Mayweather but that's another subject)
And I text this hoe that I wanted to come over.
Ok, game over. PAC cheated to win. Crowd booed him. He can't sing.
I don't normally smoke because I hate the aftertaste but it was my brother's birthday so I hit that bitch then keep it moving
Go to this bitch's house and she has this hoe with her that looked like Snookie. Yeah, she was fat. But I'm twisted, so this bitch has no face /Nicholas Cage.
So the chick that I was supposed to chill with when to the living room, and let me with the Snookie hoe (wrong move) and I start working my smooth layback game. Just chilling, ignoring that hoe.
Then comes in this Jewish nigga. How do I know he was Jewish? Nigga had curly hair and a college hoodie on.
So the 'Snookie' bitch starts approaching me, I see a thong slip from her tight pants. Wait, wait, you saying a fat bitch with a thong on? Yeah, a fat bitch with a thong on. A red one at looking, looking like she sat on a bag of Twizzlers.
I grab the bitch's thong when she gets near and I pop that shit like Rubberband Man. Bitch smiling. I'm smirking, but of course I was just toying with the hoe. So she starts grinding on me.
I toss the camera phone to the Jewish nigga cuz of course you know he shy and told him "take pictures like it's a porno"
Nigga was shaking, scared, sweating when it was cold as fuck, and say "umm ok"
So i grind on her so he can snap and I can have proof and then when the bitch tried to kiss me and put my hands on her tits I said "hold up, let the homie have fun"
So bitch just nods on some I'm your sex slave type swag and starts freaking my Jewish virgin homie that I'd barely met.
Toss him the hoe.
He smashed.
I kept it G.
Real nigga shit. None of that you can't fuck my hoes or you ain't fucking tonight but I am. It's all love on my side my Niggaz.
Keep it swag!!
