Meters (4-0) vs King (8-2) METERS WINS VIA NS

[Knux]

LLL Season 15- Week 11

Due Times
Check in due Thursday 11.59pm PST.
- if you don't check in by this time, you WILL be DQed
Verses due by Friday 11.59pm PST.
- 2 hour grace period, if used -3 votes
-Max. Extension = 24 hours, to be granted by your opponent.
Voting Ends Sunday 11.59pm EST.

Line Limits
10 min and 20 max…If no line limit agreed, second battler to post must match first battler. But ultimately, first battler gets to set the line number by how much he posts.

Links
Must Leave 5 links to the battles you voted on in the Voting Links Thread.

Negative 1 vote per missing link in next person's battle, INCLUDING THE LOSER

[King]

16?

[Meters]

sure, check

lets go 20

[Knux]

King is deducted 1 vote for only voting on 4 mother fuckin battles last week

[King]

glad i randomly checked the thread again

i need an ext

[Meters]

No, post whatever you have. It takes twenty minutes to write a verse.

[King]

wow ur that desperate for a win huh?

[Meters]

No, not desperate for anything, just don't understand why you're lurking around here for hours only to post this. take your extension, whatever

[King]

going 30

[Meters]

You better

[Meters]

What you contending for? you been in the champ match had your chance 'n it's gone
Third times a charm.. 'n this would be the Fourth time you archived for getting shit on
in lyrical chess he's pawn and I'm bishop, it's ridiculous how wack he flip shit
and it don't take Bobby Fisher to know you fucking lost it if you on the King Tip
Can't write a bar, how you gonna write a verse? to quit your one chance, best bet
I'ma vet 'n Alien just took you out the Hay like you were some dumbass redneck
I know my myths, know religion, 'n know you're the worst who wrote in this league
guess I fit the token god of war archetype, a.k.a. I'm like he who disposes of Kings
this kid looks like he gets it from Arch, I uncomfortably laugh at the nerve of his
cuz F U C K-I-N-G, you'll learn why fags get in the back 'n enact that word on him
homie, this just ain't your forte but for what it's worth, I'd never say that You wack...
this bitch ALWAYS comes up short, that's why he's the Heavyweight Haiku Champ
Still the award showcase is so gay, you think those accomplishments prove somethin'
there's 11 dimensions to reality, but for King that's 11 ways he removed from it
me, I got at least 12 disciples in this league. motherfucker, I champed at 16 in '04
same time you were makin an account in your mid 20's confused cuz you were so poor
That's a statement, you're pathetic. I tell the truth, guess it's a recessive gene
I heard cash was King, 'n he's in the dumps cuz the credit he claimed was make-believe
they say power has to transfer 'n that's how it's bound to be, don't doubt it G
Do The Math...
you'll be 8 - 3, glad as fuck your intact enough to put that 5 point crown on me
here's the obligatory fat joke, ain't no puns so you don't ever doubt it
you're gonna die like Patrice O'Neal, nothing funny or clever about it.
this kid sticks to basic script, slapped down by champs he ain't a wordsmith
so when King says he 'coulda been a contenda,' we understand it's Raging Bull shit
far as I'm concerned he don't exist, i'd rather ignore the loser than defeat him
Why put your name in black? if it was hot pink or puss fuschia I still wouldn't see it
Next Level pathetic, second best in every sense 'n pedigree, better believe
I'll put Nixon his head, remind him why we went off The Gold Standard in '73
don't start to cry, it's over with. you were marked to die 'gainst me
but Knux up 2-0, shit. least you're still meeting Archetype next week

and gettin fucked. now write a haiku about it

[Meters]

no show ho bitches out surprising no one but bongressman

[Knux]

Meters wins via NS