You remember that punch from some weeks ago where some guy said you named yourself after the two things you never had? Well in light of you being owned so hard I have a solution: I propose a namechange, one that maintains the basic essence of your current nom de plume but better suits your character.
I understand that your current name is a reference to the film 'The Godfather', but since you are so far from being gangster we may as well abandon this angle altogether.
First things first: Gwap. It is a fucking horrible word. I suggest you switch it for its British slang equivalent: Lolly. A vast improvement, I'm sure you'll agree.
Similarly, Father seems unsatisfactory. It is far too formal. I propose that you take up its more casual cousin: Pop.
And so there you have it. No longer are you Gwapfather, the penniless orphan.
You're Lollypop, the dude who's always getting licked.
Bitchass motherfucker.
Originally Posted by The Gwapfather
