Deity's *Newest Chick

[Liquidity]

Not bad, pretty cute, tbh. She does look like a bitch though.

[Kung-Fu Panda]

lol, she got that look on her face like "why the fuck are you taking pics of me, are you planning to post them up on RB to get clowned on?"

[Kung-Fu Panda]

coo, atleast she ain't got one of those enlarged clitasaurus vs. illmaculate , why ain't u in the pic though??

[Nika Subin]

lol, she got that look on her face like "why the fuck are you taking pics of me, are you planning to post them up on RB to get clowned on?"

I'm confused and don't know if I should laugh. On one hand, you dumbass newbz0rzZ!!1 On other hand, what you say ring very strongly of the "it's funny cause it's true" vibe.

Which, since I'm more of a wannabe psychologist then a practical philosopher, I'll simply say that it speaks well of her character that she recognizes the reality of our modern world. Unless dumbass bitches who bitch about how they took their shirts off at a party and got butthurt and felt violated when men actually take pictures with their phones. Don't get me started on retard hoes who don't think anything is up when their man decides to text their friends during a blowjob.

I hereby declare all porn to be immoral unless it is performed by consenting adults. Wait, that's already the case with porn movies and shit. Ok... well, for the amateur porn? It's unfappable unless it begins with everybody involved saying hello and introducing themselves at the beginning.

I think I wanna be a prostitute. I mean I say I think when I know but I know I only think, y'know? I mean, yeah sex for money and all that jazz, sounds good to me. But deep thoughter applications to the actual realities of the occupation imply the use of the old cliche, not all it's cracked up to be. Like an egg, eggs crack, that's funny, I'm funny. But at the same time, I have strongly considered the occupational hazards. I did the same with the military, to me violence and sex aren't any different. Wouldn't everyone's imaginable perfect world involve sex for money being legal, but war for money being illegal?

Well of course not. How can anyone picture a perfect world that still has laws? Laws are for fucking dumbasses up the whazoo. Who the fuck needs laws? Well obviously, we the American people do. Is that fine and dandy? For now. For now we need laws to keep people in check, to keep people in line, so everyone doesn't run around behaving like dumb dumbfucks of dumbtopia. Severe dumbassery belongs nowhere in a perfect world. No... a perfect world would be lawless because it's inhabitants would not require laws.

Let's all just act like nice people and shit. Get along, little fuckers. Fuck. I mean, shit. Damn. Tits. Balls.

Where was I? Oh yeah. Can't we all just get along? No? Then get off my lawn.