Just another day…..
Same old same old…
Shit…
Look at the clock it’s almost eight I need to stock
Up on some food cause tonight I hit the block
At the time of 10 o’clock so now I go to find a wok
And cook noodles, crispy duck grab a plate then I tuck
In then “knock knock” my friends are at the front door
With endless beers and more from shopping down the local store
All just to make sure that tonight is not a bore
But before we go we have to swallow and ensure
That our confidence is high so we know we can get whores
Of course, because I’ve been sober all fucking week
And I deserve a women’s physique and that is what I will seek
Cause right now I feel unique with my pulling technique
So I take a leak, say goodbye and kiss my mom on the cheek
By this time I’m already feeling weak struggling to speak
Parents ask if I have money and need anymore
But I’m already tipsy so I just ignore
It’s about that time ‘sober’, you’ve been diagnosed
So put your glass up, let’s make a toast
For getting drunk for, tomorrow at the most
Cause from now on
Your fun has begun
Son well done
Your luck has run
You pulled a hun
Sorry, mum but my night has just begun
One more of my good friend becks and I’ll be wearing beer specs
Another shot of V down our necks and I’ll be feeling effects
Grab the cigarettes move out the house and check my texts
“Still going, meet me outside next see you soon xx”
I can barley got down the steps, my heads purplex
Slurping my words like a defect I see this girl and I check
Yes, she’s my suspect I flex and in just a sec
She’s breathing down my neck shes got me all erect
Shit shes my ex, so for good measure I take an X
Than were having sex on the couch switching Y and X
Why the heck I’m I doing this I think I should dismiss
But not until I finish shaking her pelvis
Ok, I’m done with this crevice shit I’m done with this
Excuse me miss but I’ve got other chicks to kiss
And I better do it now while im still feeling bliss
Cause in few hours maybe six I’ll be forgetting this
And I’ll being fucking sober again
And god damn that is when
It’s about that time ‘drunk’, you’ve been diagnosed
So put your glasses up, let’s make a toast
For being sober for, tomorrow at the most
Cause from now on
The fun has almost gone
Nearly done
Your luck has run
The bottles almost won
Sorry, but I’m the hitting booze like a ton
Its turning 4am I look at myself and I think I am
Getting sober then I’m looking for an a.t.m
God damn my card has been declined again
Fuck them how I’m I supposed to get my money then
Ooh I find a ten on the floor next to a bin
Shotgun mine I’m keeping it then I see two men
They say “Oi friend” that’s my fucking ten
I say no I tense then the next thing is a ‘Wham’
I’m hit over the head looking like im dead
I have just bled I really think I need a med
But instead I continue the night and I go ahead
And I look in my pocket to see that if my wallet
Has any change it “yeah” I found 2 pound and I got it
But my mate says I’m unfit but I’ve only had a bit
A drink I must get before I start to get sober and quit
Im losing confidence a bit I don’t think I will get this clit
So fuck it, because now I have no bravado
But don’t matter, I’ll just try again tomorrow
It’s about that time ‘sober’, you’ve been diagnosed
So put your glasses up, let’s make a toast
For being sober for, tomorrow at the most
Cause from now on
The fun has gone
Son you’re done
Your luck has run
Out the bottles won
Sorry, but the hangover has just begun
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