Bongzilla (1-0) vs .iQ (1-0) bong

[Philly®]

LLL Season 15, Week 2

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[Bongkers]

gl sir

[Donald Trump]

G/l to you too

[Bongkers]

lemme key sumthin

you're not a real man, so the chance of you losing this here is probable
the only bitches ever going down on IQ.. are just proving that they're illogical
the crowd'l applaud when i split your melon in two
Nobody Lie Q, so when we say we hate you... we telling the truth
I'm bongressman cause I bring the business, n i prove it w/ flames
when people point in front of IQ.. they laughing & you n ya name
your rap is rusty as fuck fam & tht shit needs some polishin
so I'll have a murder done on Q.. bitch I predicted this slaughtering
you can dream about winning this, but you'll be bleeding first
only time your goin in HAM is at another shift at the freezer works




http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...909/index.html
http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...898/index.html
http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthre...894/index.html
(woulda voted on more but they're all closed)

[Donald Trump]

U needa change ya strategy, dude you're careers gone down
Cuz I've seen ya guidelines.. That could be good str8 to the ground
political nameplay?this gay lame w/ girls hes never made progress
I'm not sexist but there's no way a bitch'll have a seat on congress
You aint thuggin, all the gangsta talk leaves this faggot shook
See you don't pack gatsB, ur even lamer than the dude in that book
Healthcares expensive and you a snitch, people wanna beat ya ass
Look, ratify catch u snitching on me
...the hospital bill will be the only bill u try n get past
And I know this isn't the show on fx, but dawg u don't have bad luck
since uve been in the league uve had nothing but fantasy match ups

[Bongkers]

vote up

[Donald Trump]

Vote, g/L

[ArchDevil]

you're not a real man, so the chance of you losing this here is probable
the only bitches ever going down on IQ.. are just proving that they're illogical
^ lol nice hit, simple but creative

the crowd'l applaud when i split your melon in two
Nobody Lie Q, so when we say we hate you... we telling the truth
^ lmao dope

I'm bongressman cause I bring the business, n i prove it w/ flames
when people point in front of IQ.. they laughing & you n ya name
^ ok

your rap is rusty as fuck fam & tht shit needs some polishin
so I'll have a murder done on Q.. bitch I predicted this slaughtering
^ a bit self-hype but it was cool

you can dream about winning this, but you'll be bleeding first
only time your goin in HAM is at another shift at the freezer works
^ seen the ham concept before, it was a decent flip though

vs.

U needa change ya strategy, dude you're careers gone down
Cuz I've seen ya guidelines.. That could be good str8 to the ground
^ not bad

political nameplay?this gay lame w/ girls hes never made progress
I'm not sexist but there's no way a bitch'll have a seat on congress
^ more like a statement

You aint thuggin, all the gangsta talk leaves this faggot shook
See you don't pack gatsB, ur even lamer than the dude in that book
^ lol ok

Healthcares expensive and you a snitch, people wanna beat ya ass
Look, ratify catch u snitching on me
...the hospital bill will be the only bill u try n get past
^ ehh, not feelin the wording here usin bill twice, could've been done better...but cool concept

And I know this isn't the show on fx, but dawg u don't have bad luck
since uve been in the league uve had nothing but fantasy match ups
^ not feelin

i got bong takin it 2 to 1 on quotables with the first two bars vs. iq's gatsB...overall bong had the more polished verse, his misses weren't as bad as iq's misses...the lie q was lotb imo
vote - bong

[Cody Nash]

you're not a real man, so the chance of you losing this here is probable
the only bitches ever going down on IQ.. are just proving that they're illogical
dope play.. good wording
the crowd'l applaud when i split your melon in two
Nobody Lie Q, so when we say we hate you... we telling the truth
aiight
I'm bongressman cause I bring the business, n i prove it w/ flames
when people point in front of IQ.. they laughing & you n ya name
nah, soft
your rap is rusty as fuck fam & tht shit needs some polishin
so I'll have a murder done on Q.. bitch I predicted this slaughtering
diss is weak.. it's only kinda creative
you can dream about winning this, but you'll be bleeding first
only time your goin in HAM is at another shift at the freezer works
decent HAM flip..

vs

U needa change ya strategy, dude you're careers gone down
Cuz I've seen ya guidelines.. That could be good str8 to the ground
meh.. played
political nameplay?this gay lame w/ girls hes never made progress
I'm not sexist but there's no way a bitch'll have a seat on congress
cool concept, horrible wording
You aint thuggin, all the gangsta talk leaves this faggot shook
See you don't pack gatsB, ur even lamer than the dude in that book
Lol, I like it.
Healthcares expensive and you a snitch, people wanna beat ya ass
Look, ratify catch u snitching on me
...the hospital bill will be the only bill u try n get past
the point of wordplay is it has to make sense in context both ways.. this is weak
And I know this isn't the show on fx, but dawg u don't have bad luck
since uve been in the league uve had nothing but fantasy match ups
dece...



it's pretty evenly matched because Bong came weaker than I've seen before.. could've been a cleaner match-up. Bong still takes it though...


vote Bongressman

[Token]

you both need to leave voting links, don't forget. voting ends tonight

[Flash]

you're not a real man, so the chance of you losing this here is probable
the only bitches ever going down on IQ.. are just proving that they're illogical
decent opener
the crowd'l applaud when i split your melon in two
Nobody Lie Q, so when we say we hate you... we telling the truth
cool n/p

vs.
political nameplay?this gay lame w/ girls hes never made progress
I'm not sexist but there's no way a bitch'll have a seat on congress
lol

Healthcares expensive and you a snitch, people wanna beat ya ass
Look, ratify catch u snitching on me
...the hospital bill will be the only bill u try n get past
decent

aight battle both had some hits here n there. wasn't feelin bongs closer ham line wasn't too creative. iq had worse misses than bong. bong gets my vote for less misses

v-bong

[Stat.]

Bongressmen
you're not a real man, so the chance of you losing this here is probable
the only bitches ever going down on IQ.. are just proving that they're illogical
I'm bongressman cause I bring the business, n i prove it w/ flames
when people point in front of IQ.. they laughing & you n ya name
you can dream about winning this, but you'll be bleeding first
only time your goin in HAM is at another shift at the freezer works

vs.

.iQ.

political nameplay?this gay lame w/ girls hes never made progress
I'm not sexist but there's no way a bitch'll have a seat on congress
Healthcares expensive and you a snitch, people wanna beat ya ass
Look, ratify catch u snitching on me
...the hospital bill will be the only bill u try n get past


Well .iQ. had some good name based lines, ya know the congressman plays were good but nothin else stood out to me. Bongs first IQ bar hit hard imo. And I liked the HAM line too.

Vote. Bongressman

[Supernat]

you're not a real man, so the chance of you losing this here is probable
the only bitches ever going down on IQ.. are just proving that they're illogical
decent
the crowd'l applaud when i split your melon in two
Nobody Lie Q, so when we say we hate you... we telling the truth
ok
I'm bongressman cause I bring the business, n i prove it w/ flames
when people point in front of IQ.. they laughing & you n ya name
no
your rap is rusty as fuck fam & tht shit needs some polishin
so I'll have a murder done on Q.. bitch I predicted this slaughtering
no
you can dream about winning this, but you'll be bleeding first
only time your goin in HAM is at another shift at the freezer works
[B]decent[B]

vs

U needa change ya strategy, dude you're careers gone down
Cuz I've seen ya guidelines.. That could be good str8 to the ground
no
political nameplay?this gay lame w/ girls hes never made progress
I'm not sexist but there's no way a bitch'll have a seat on congress
meh
You aint thuggin, all the gangsta talk leaves this faggot shook
See you don't pack gatsB, ur even lamer than the dude in that book
cool
Healthcares expensive and you a snitch, people wanna beat ya ass
Look, ratify catch u snitching on me
...the hospital bill will be the only bill u try n get past
weak
And I know this isn't the show on fx, but dawg u don't have bad luck
since uve been in the league uve had nothing but fantasy match ups
ok

bong was more consistant, with better concepts. Iq you didn`t do bad but you def need to work on ur wording, some of ur concepts were good but you didnt connect them in ur wording.



vote Bong

[Token]

Bong wins