You just walk around like you’re the mighty king
Well you better stop or your face will be meeting my ring
Errrr…..
I meant the one on my finger you sicko not my ass you ass
You assume to fast, if we did you’ll pass
Cause I’ve got a Star Trek
What the heck? Gotta cling on, com’n
What’s the use, your used talking shit
I would prefer it more if my fist and your face hit
Just face it, you think you’ve gotta big dick, what the frik
Well your dreaming, here let me awake you with a prick
Ooooh, look at me I just sniffed a pritt stick
Now pretend your drossy visions all cloudy
Commit a crime scratch the side of an audi
You do that you’ll be popular in no time
Be feeling fine, high, have shivers running down your spine
“I don’t give a shit as long as it aint mine”
Hey look at me I’m 15 and drinking strongbow
Don’t like the taste but I think I look cool though
Dude, you’re sitting on a bench outside a park next to children
If that’s what you like…. Moving on, Well then
I guess you’ll do it again
Like the chemical brothers, I don’t blame the mothers
I blame themselves, for fucking around like sluts on carousels
You think your down with it cause you failing math, what the hell
Well that stinks “Pwoarrrr” take a bath
You’re laughing now but let’s see who has the last laugh
Well I got my GCSE’s and now you sluts are on both knees
Begging “please” well bitch NO, I paid the full fee
So lick my balls got on all fours and crawl
If you bleed and bruise I tell’em you fall
You were winning back then but now check the score

I’m not you, nor will I ever be
You’re not me, your fake but can’t see
Im not you, I’m different that’s a given
If you’re not hearing just shut up and listen


You’re walking towards your coming up to me
Your like a dwarf with no company or that is horny
“Hey you’re the best man I like you have mercy”
Well merci, well I guess we don’t want controversy
But firstly, I’ll give you one to three to go away got of my property
One “wait, what” two, three hahaha fuck it
Charlie give me your machete
You were once looking good now you’re not very pretty
You’re a joke, just another one Rick Rollin
The list goes on (insert semi colon)
You’re an anus, dumb fuck, slag, ass, bitch, whore
You’re a bastard, shit and mess up, you want more?
You’re like Face off, you’re too faced
You like make-up, you’re to fake
I bite hard, you give me tooth ache
Im sorry, am I being to vague
Stop being something not, be who you are
Don’t follow the others, that’s being smart
I can always tell when you’re being fake and phony
Acting dumb and young well that just aint for me
It’s not funny or cute but still you pursuit
Pollute the air, well fuck it I dispute
The chances are acute that you will ever be repute
As real, my talents like a first day’s meal
Surreal, Yes I take the piss like I broke the ceil
Still, Your like a Dyson, you’ll always suck
Maybe I’m chicken “I go cluck cluck”
Then call me abstinent, cause I don’t give a fuck

I’m not you, nor will I ever be
You’re not me, your fake but can’t see
Im not you, I’m different that’s a given
If you’re not hearing just shut up and listen

Over 500 words and still counting
Punch lines keep coming each line is still rhyming, your not admering?
Cause you’re not a fan, you’ll be counting down like Vorderman, man
You plus me is something I cannot do
Call me bad at math that sum I aint got a clue
Or is it me, never been good at trigonometry
Cos I aint got no sin, this is why im here fucking dissin
You can’t believe what your hearing, your chackie chan your flipping
You don’t know what missing just shut up and listen
I’m KFC im finger licking... good just misunderstood
Heavyweight champion, lord of the ring, Elijah Wood
Look at him, a wannabe Eminem
Thinks his big and tough cause he goes to gymnasium
Well that’s sweat, so I guess he’s M&M
Isn’t that right Sam, your just like the rest of them
No, you ever seen that film the taking of Pelham
Starring john Travolta and and that Denzel Washington
“Yeah” well ive got your son I want ransome
“I’ll give you anything you want man” Richard Branson
And I’ll make him fuck your son so we can’t say he’s a virgin
Im like a surgeon, I cut you open
Be nice, gas you out then hit you when you’re unspoken
Who the fuck you think your provoking
You aint nothing better than what I am or what I could be
Half of you cowards wouldn’t stand a chance next to me
I even hate you more than second chance in call of duty
Moody? Na I don’t think so, ima hack you phone when I see you leave your home
Say you’re a massive cunt and save it as your ring tone.

I’m not you, nor will I ever be
You’re not me, your fake but can’t see
Im not you, I’m different that’s a given
If you’re not hearing just shut up and listen

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